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Hi... I'm John. Like most elderly people I have become nearly invisible. According to my calculations, two more years of aging and I will become completely invisible, hence in preparation of the blessed event, I have talked to my doctor, my priest and my analyst and they have all agreed I should diversify, so I am now known as John and/or TIM (The Invisible Man).

Just a quick update. If you are afraid of being attacked by a herd of lima beans, I have developed protective clothing made of kitchen sponges soaked in 50% Roundup Weed Killer and 50% Spectracide Weed Stop. For a small fee (one hefty piece of chocolate cake?) I will gladly send you the instructions of how to make your very own lima bean defense cloak.

ps - though it has not been tested in the the laboratory, my lima bean defense cloak is thought to be effective in deflecting edamame beans in addition to lima beans

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