New pool float

Of course.
Any Scot worth his tartan has his condition checked at least as often as his car's oil level and tire pressure.

"I just dropped in,
To see what condition my condition was in." - The First Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI
3 minutes, 17 seconds

I knew that"-)

Although Hoff is certainly correct, the answer is

"Nothang's worrrrn under the kilt, lassie. It's all in verrrra guud condition."

No, thank YOU!

Thanks.

I will take it.

So do I. The kilt that is.

You can have my scotch.

I know what gets worn out under the kilt.

I like scotch, especially since it ages well.

A highlander! Faith and begorrah.
Would ye know tha answer then, to tha old riddle, "What's worrrn under the kilt?"

Scotch.

You have a staunch supporter for your choice of ice cream, Hoff!

Would a sloth beverage end up being closer to ginger ale, or to root beer?
Or (yikes) even sarsparilla fizz?

That might be interesting, but I would prefer mint chocolate chip....

This new float:
Is it pistachio ice cream and sloth ale?

I could, but due to social distancing, I must postpone it for 32-1/8 days.

These are perfect for the compound pool. Hoff, can you throw a pool party?

That's the spirit.

Let me sleep on it overnight and I'll tell you what I think in the morning.

That is one way to get a hug from Hoff.

Yup, just another way to rake in the virus bucks.