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Tonight, I proudly present to an unsuspecting public, the launch of a brand new Bugosi record -
"Brewin' Da Tadpole Wine" - performed by The Bonga-Beats and featuring our own Juneee on
vocals.......sort of......
Proceeds from this recording will go towards the encouragement of Tadpole research in modern
society - a noble cause which I feel sure will receive the backing of our faithful followers......
'The Bonga-Beats' feautures the ever-popular uncle Roger on geetar, the now-cured Desmondina
on drums, yours truly on unclebluebottle's organ, and Dr.Adonis on stethoscope, with the forever-
young Juneee shouting....I mean, singing..........
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Elfie

Whatever political or not - we are RIGHT, Juneeeee!!!

juneshone

I think it is to keep the natives in line and to stop us asking for a rise. When 'they' can get two of them for the same price as one of us where does the rise come from? Oh dear are we getting too political, better pull our horns in.

Elfie

They really are "underground" people - working on their own, collecting what they can i.e. from our pockets and homes but receive social help because they are so poor!! Interesting why they are allowed to do so everywhere!!

juneshone

there is a steady trickle but le deluge will start January/February and I am saying nothing as I got into trouble on another site for my opinion on the whole sorry European state of affairs...... I wonder what they will bring to us in return for our hospitality (and hospitals) perhaps some of the fruits of their own Country?

lelabugosi

Of course, I could just sit in the comfy chair in my library, read the letters out loud, and broadcast them on Bonga-Bonga TV........Yes, the show could be called "Private correspondence for the public"........

What's this about the Romanians invading Britain?!......I know they have been infiltrating the social security system for some time, but this news is startling........we must rally the troops!........

Elfie

Brilliant, Juneeee, all these modern facilities are no good, when you can stand on a hill and bring out your message. But don't say it too loud, then we might not have all these hilarious stories about onions and monsters etc!!

OMG Juneee. The Romanians have invaded Britain? We must get the word out! How very brave of you to use such a fabulous word as 'chuckleicious' during such dire times!

juneshone

polish up his silver ears, now that gives me an idea that will save him a lot of trouble. He could read the Nether Bonga mail, stand on a hill and flash the messages through to a call depot over there and still be home for tea. Actually Perry Tratchett wrote a book along similar lines (of communication) highly chuckleicious. Even the ancient Greeks and Romans communicated in this fashion, which was one reason the Romans invaded Britain..........but more of than anon

gemstone

Well...we could always dry clean your "Mickey" ears and polish up your silver ones, also, too, perhaps...for Christmas, of course!

lelabugosi

Well, they're not getting ironed!..........

Elfie

Ohhhh, those EARS!!!!!!!!! tooooo biiiiig!!!

lelabugosi

I heard that!..........

Elfie

HUUUSH, GERDJE!!!!

ALLWAYS!!!

Elfie

NEVER!!

gemstone

Right...would we lie to The Ascended One?

Surreal_Heidi

Hanne speaks the truth! We're just talking about salt, lemon juice and ironing.

Elfie

Who's talking about blood? We talk about salt, lemon juice and ironing - we are totally common housewifes - wanting to do one of our fellow beings a huuuuge favour!!

So to speak.

rogerbugosi

Thank you, Sista-Needa, for your generous offer......though I have no need for sanctuary, I shall pop in (so to speak) later and we can enjoy a quiet moment together, relaxing with a bottle of Tadpole Wine......

So you see, Not-At-All-Surreal-Painted-Pigeon, the nuns with guns have been with me all along!....

Toodle-Pipppppppppp....................

MrPogle

O Thingy_Who_Has_Risen, these are indeed trying times in Bonga-Bonga........For there are rebels in the camp who are craving nothing less than the blood of one of our own.......We, the spiritual masters, shall however see that justice is done and our innocent children shall not be molested....so to speak.....blessed bee!.......

Surreal_Heidi

We don't want to shed any blood. We just want to make our mark on the little slimebucket.

To all of the Bugosi family, especially Roger, know that we are with you now as we have been always and always shall be.

I, as a devout follower of the things that I follow most often...when, being without electricity, it is possible to follow...possibly have decided to offer Roger sanctuary within in our convent (room 363 as usual) if he so asks for said offer. I understand that feelings are running a little high right now and I feel a cooling period is in order....possibly. We are a loving and peaceful people here in Bonga-Bonga and the blood of one of our own has never been shed on our own soil and should not now. Don't force me to call out the nuns with guns!...please?

Surreal_Heidi

I do like all of your brand suggestions, though. All brilliant. The one stating: ''Property of Ms. Gawldarn_also'' is pure genius. It would completely ruin all of his future dates and liaisons.

Surreal_Heidi

Gemmie.... you're the one that suggested ironing his pants with a good, hot iron. I just decided to take it to the next level. He doesn't deserve any kind of a ''cool'' brand. Good idea about bringing the salt to help it heal. Should I bring some lemon juice to speed up the healing even more?

Elfie

Great with the salt too, gemmie, I'm coming!!

desmondina

Thank you so much, Tom-minus, for your praise!......Yes, I am now a perfectly normal young lady.....sort of.......

ThomasCat

As we know from our history books, the formerly mad malevolent maiden Desmondina went under the knife or many knives of Dr.A.B.B and she regained her sanity, her hair and her beard...and I, for one, am delighted to see that she has been cured maybe posssibly who knows, and has a fine beat going on those drums....however, I'm not sure I would want to meet up with her in a dark alley.....

gemstone

Well now that we know where Roger-and-out will be, we can "circle the wagons" so to speak...what sort of brand should we use? 1-800-555-getlucky? Property of Ms. Gawldarn_also? Your local STD # is...? Would salt on the wound help it heal faster? I'll bring some along just in case!

rogerbugosi

Helloo ladies!......It's meeeeeeee!...........Would love to join you all for a chinwag, but I have other girls to see............Toodle-pip!............
(Miss Also......I'll be seeing YOU later - and I'll be wearing my striped pants!)............

Surreal_Heidi

Patsquirt... I'm talking about the way you tie up a struggling hog. You don't torture livestock. Your interpretation of hog tying does sound appropriate for the slimebucket. I'll try it. No hooey's though, they're only really effective for rodeos. We want to hold him for longer than 10 seconds.

Surreal_Heidi

You can keep him AFTER he's been branded by the iron, Gawldarn_also. It had better be a large cage, tho'. He won't be able to sit down for a loooooong time.

Elfie

If I was Tony Orlando, I would HURRY to change my looks!!

Please kind citizens of B-B, Please give Roger another chance. He's so cute in his striped bell bottoms. He looks so much like Tony Orlando. I know he can be rehabilitated. Please please can we keep huh can we please? I promise I'll feed him and clean his cage....I mean room every day!

Elfie

Anyway teach him to hold his breath for quite some time.........

patsquire

I think you guys are really not talking about hog tying, are you? That's when you put a choke loop around the neck and run the rope down the back to the ankles, with the legs bent. The more you struggle the worse you choke yourself.

You're really talking about the fast half-hitch knot around the gathered legs of a calf or steer, which the rodeo riders call a hooey. I, er, think.

Although, since we're talking about Slime Ball Number One here, maybe a good choking would help teach him a lesson! Toodle-pip!

juneshone

the guys tell me his shorts are even uglier. So glad to wake up to the Brewin' da tadpole, I just love that reggae beat. Just brewin' da tadpole wine, every little thing gonna be so fine. Helps me not to worry about a thing

Elfie

May I give a hand too???

Surreal_Heidi

Yep, I'm pretty good at roping and hog tying. When you raise livestock, you have to be. Sick animals don't always want to be caught to be treated.
I'll let you handle the hot iron. Let's just do the branding through those ugly striped pants. Get rid of them at the same time.

Toodle-Pip

gemstone

Right on, good buddy...you must be pretty good at roping and hog-tying...Yeehaw!!! (Will I need oven mitts?)

Surreal_Heidi

I'll help you with that hot iron, Gemstone. Let's make it hot enough to brand him. This kind of opportunity doesn't come along every day. We need to make a permanent impression on his slimy little as$.

Elfie

You are right June some exercise IS necessary!! As long as you don't overdo..... Wish I could hear you singing....Santa Baby... hurry down my chimney tonight....

juneshone

the head shaking helped with exercising the neck too. I shall be off singing some sexy low down ditty on my way to bed in a couple of minutes, have fun all you mad BB's

Elfie

Ohhhhhhh.......

lelabugosi

Or you could simply shake your head about..............

patsquire

Or you can see if the tried-and-true, traditional, old-fashioned method works: excessive imbibing of tadpole (or any other) wine.

lelabugosi

Hanne-with-pipe........this is called "a photo".......which is normally a thing which doesn't move, though you could always try moving your monitor from one side of the room to the other.........(I hope this has helped).......

juneshone

straight and narrow eh! Nah too boring no parted pages on my kindle anyway, unless I drop it one time too many

A star is born....well re-born and re-re-born and re-re-re-born....again......and again and again.....

Have you tried refreshing your page Hanne?

gemstone

I certainly hope someone irons Roger's pants..."making sure the iron is nice'n hot"...while he's wearing them!!! (Now where did I put those rotten tomatoes?)

Wow, juneeeee! Was that you I just heard on my cable Christmas jazz channel? A voice like soft, smoky scotch...promising...everything...

Ms. Gawldarn...one only expects "class" in all you do and say.

Elfie

Why don't they move? - they look exactly the same as when I saw them last time.....

Whow!!! The stethoscope beat idea is famous !!! If the doctor is very calm , the song is a sleeping song....and if he is very engaged , the whole band has to run run run ...

YEEEEEEHAWWWWW partner. I'm on my way.

lelabugosi

Hotpants..........git yer ass down to Roger's Bootique - he has thousands of copies (while stocks last)..........

"brewin' da tadpole wine
brewin' da tadpole wine
sittin in the shade with my bonga-bonga bong bong
waitn' for da tadpole wine"

mi fa sol fa mi fa sol fa mi fa sol do si do si do si do

HELL YEAH!!!!! Where can I git a copy?
...._..._......_._._........_____.

unclebluebottle

Ms.Gawl-of-the-Darning-needle........This is my "weekday organ" - The larger one is solely for my own private use, on the weekends.......

Dear, dear Junee, you look....three words come to mind....A maze ing!!! I must get the name of your cosmetic surgeon! I would be honoured (classy spelling) if you would be so kind as to sign the copy that Roger is bringing over Friday Evening. I am a little shocked however. Peesquirt led me to believe that Uncle Bluebottle's organ was much......MUCH larger. I see no need for organ envy here.

lelabugosi

Well, I can proudly proclaim that our record is proving a huge....a medium....a small.....a sort of success, currently occupying the number 6.987.555.001 slot - and climbing as fast as a snail on tranquilisers......
Juneee.....that song has a very deep meaning - It means "As you lovingly iron your pants, (after making sure the iron is nice 'n hot) follow the straight stripes (as when reading an open book you must follow the lines) and do not deviate from the straight and narrow, as indeed in the journey of life itself".........

I hope this has helped....

juneshone

looking at Roger's outfit reminds me of something that has puzzled me for years, what do these lines of song actually mean. Answers on a postman please.

Between the parted pages and the prayers
Still love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

juneshone

What the heck, how did you get into my personal photograph album? Was it album tapping? I actually do have a photograph of me in an outfit like that at a fancy dress party. I made a lot of mistakes in my youth.........oops sorry just off wool gathering there. the likelihood of me ever hitting a high C is very remote, I have more of a growly voice. I used to do a rendition of Santa Baby that had grown men crying.

patsquire

Yeah, but they were The Easybeats, dumbkopf.

Remember the Easy-Beats? I always loved their name.

ThomasCat

Well it's obvious from the looks on the band's faces that Junee has just hit a high C and broken every wine glass in the place.....

Surreal_Heidi

That DOES explain the Quack's follicular deficiency. Sandpapering ones head does nothing good to the hair growth. It does help the glue hold better if one wears a rug on top, though.

patsquire

Hmmmmm..........sand on the floor for a soft-shoe dance, sandpaper on the head for a hard-rock beat! How creative!

lelabugosi

Yes, Hanne.......and he rocked too, also, as well.............
Thousands-of-cakes.......our wings simply beat.....with the....erm....beat....
Mr.Le-Squirta........yes........
raincoat-infusion.........you are very perceptive!.......We actually based our image on the Lug-A-Boos!....
As for the stethoscope, Dr.Adonis simply places the ear-pieces over the microphone as he holds the thingy at the other end to his heart, while an assistant rubs his head vigorously with sandpaper, causing his heart to beat rapidly and thus providing the beat for the music itself......

teamac

Reminds me of the Lug -A -Boos I think...I was a kiddling way back then, so the memory is faded...but it was a little bug band....sorry....guess the wings took me there :^)
Can't wait to hear the recording!!
I have to ask...how does one play a stethoscope??

patsquire

Dat lookin' a lot like Jon Dohnson of Miami Vice fame on d'geetar there lelabug. But then I guess all those super-handsome male types all look all pretty much all like each other. And dat Juneeee! She lookin' like sumtin' outta Sista Needa's lesbian wet dream! Hallelujah! Amen Sista!

cakes1947

You all have wings!! Are they used for a quick get-away? (if needed that is) *grin
Thanks lela
(time, 2:00)

Elfie

- and then he rolled..... didn't he????

lelabugosi

Hanne-with-pipe......Juneee has been secretly training for this event......
JM-Biscuit..........That's just what my friend, Jick Magger, said.........

JM_Cookie

Oh my, such music... it's enough to turn a man to stone... oh wait..
Never mind

Elfie

Ohh my goodness Juneee, that skirt and those legs - WOW, girl, you are just - WOW!!!!

lelabugosi

Surreal-painted-pigeon........the outfit comes with the organ......so to speak.......
The music we play is a sort of jazzy-funky-tadpoly-rock'nrolly-grunge-bubblegum-swing-blues style, in a Bugosian chanting form........

unclebluebottle

Lela's fingers are very tactile, and as my organ is no spring chicken, it requires delicate handling......

Surreal_Heidi

And what type of music do you butcher? er... excuse me... perform?

Surreal_Heidi

Is there a reason you dress up like unclebluebottle when playing with his organ?

lelabugosi

Yes, he says he gets as much pleasure as when he does it himself.......

pdevredis

I'm sure that unclebluebottle enjoys it so much when you play his organ......

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