Good question.

How do you think I get things? Not EVERYTHING comes from Amazon.

the first thing you must remember msbonne, it that sloths do not go into stores. everything a sloth requires is at the top of a tree

TIM, quality tits are important of course, but the carrying of them can be even more importanter. I fall back to Almond Milk. While I do not understand how you can milk an almond (even Greg Focker would be stumped by this), I see Almond Milk in the store. I assume this came from quality, but I am thinking, perhaps conspiracy and fraud.

This is one of those "what the heck?" and then laugh like crazy at my own stupidity moments. Thanks msbonne! Great fun!

This tit for tat* is quite amusing AND it is a good segue leading me to ask "If a cannibal eats with a fork, is it considered progress?" (yes yes yes... I know, I've mentioned this before, but I think the relevancy here is important... and I still find it amusing)

*in these difficult times, supply and demand has forced the price of a quality tit to jump in value to at least 3 tats. So we will open the bidding at 3 1/2 tats for this slightly used tit. 3 1/2 tats.... do I hear 4? 4 tats? 4 tats to that desperate fellow in the back. Do I hear 5 tats? 5 tats anybody? How about you Hoff? Do you need a quality tit?

what if a frog had wings?

What if we couldn't? What if the Kingdom were ruled by one-eyed pirates?

We shall see Mischka.

Did I just ask one?

Personally, I prefer rhetorical questions. It’s a quicker process.

What if it were the Kingdom of the Blind?

The military GI ants, or a very tough army to face. The Red Ant army is also quite difficult.

If it were the Empire Of The Sun, I think the Empire would strike back.

Oh no, not THEM! What if it were, instead, the Empire of the Sun?


(Damn, I *know* the story GIants, and I am going blank on the author's name.)

What if ants were really giants (how do you think that name came to be Gi Ants)?

What if it were only an Empire of the Ants?

What if you lived in an Empire?

What if I answered empirically?

Or would it?

Then, this question would not be a question