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In my capacity as one of the foremost experts in the field of all things pertaining to the printed page, I am frequently, indeed often asked which books I can recommend to an earnest seeker of wisdom and truth.
Well, here is a tome which takes pride of place on my shelf of classic autobiographies. Written by the father of Dr.Adonis C.Bugosi (who happens to be my uncle), it is an enlightening bodice-ripping tale of adventure, intrigue, romance, and extraterrestrial visitations.
In the words of Dr.Adonis C.Bugosi, son of Dr.Adonis C.Bugosi - "Twue Stowies is a twuly gweat wead!".
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shepley458

It must be wonderful to be such an expert on every topic lelabugosi! It's no doubt a heavy burden to be perfect.

lelabugosi

Thank you, FriendOfTheWitches!

EvaLen

This is certainly a very interesting reading.

lelabugosi

Sorry, now you've lost me. I don't know which subject you are talking about. Also, I have to go!

thank you- high compliment from you! l am intelligent enough to be in constant personal trouble- unemployable- but a totally different intelligence than yours.
l happen to know about the subject professionally and philosophically. l find it fascinating. l wish l could do something to support those poor kids who suffer from the stigma of being so different!
If you would care to share, l would like to know about your journey- and where your courage came from...

lelabugosi

You do yourself a disservice......I have read many of your comments, and found them to be of a high intelligence indeedy. We simply had fun while it lasted - sadly that time has passed, our friends have been exiled, and this site has been taken over by extremists. So be it.

l gotta tell you folks- l am intelligent- but nothing like you. You are the kids i remember from Jr High who were always in the principal's office for turning the boredom into your own amusement - and NOBODY understood you. Never more than one or two per school in NYC. l am so happy for you all that you've found each other here. l cannot join you- l am not in your league-

miztarefet

:-))))))))))

MacTea

Happy Birthday Hanne ☺☺

lelabugosi

@miztarefet
On my way!

miztarefet

I invite you Lela, and all my Jigidi friends to celebrate Hanne's birthday
in " miztarefet " . Please come and enjoy !!

firstdawn

And I immediately thought "Same song second verse..."

lelabugosi

Such a touching romantic ode.......enough to bring a tear to the eye.........

juneshone

to begin with I have a lovely romantic poem

I'm 'Enery the eighth I am
'Enery the eighth I am, I am.
I'm getting married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before.
Every one was an 'Enery,
wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam.
I'm her eighth old man called 'Enery,
'Enery the eight I am,

aw bless

juneshone

we have not recovered yet from the wilderness months, let's make a special try guys

firstdawn

LOL and chuckling.

lelabugosi

"In English, a distinction is usually made in pronunciation, with the singular being pronounced roughly "foh pah" and the plural "foh pahz" (with the regular /z/ plural ending sound). (In French, singular and plural are pronounced identically.)"

Found that on the net.......so, I'd say it would be "foh pahzzzzzzzzzzzz".............or not, as the case may or may not be!

firstdawn

Religion and politics touchy subjects. I made a funny comment about "Uncle Donald" and offended some people. But that was a very long ago before the additional faux pas. (studied Spanish not French. What's the plural of many, many, many faux pas???)

lelabugosi

What happened was that a lot of people had arguments over politics, and some of us were barred from making comments, though we could still see and solve puzzles......eventually we had our privileges restored, though one or two are still in the wilderness.

firstdawn

I need to know if this is true. Was lelabugosi booted off the site and you protested and got him back or is this a joke. CJ45 is the one who told me about you.

sweetlittleoldgranny

Hellooee ladies!
Well, we suffered a setback when we were all placed in exile, and still haven't quite recovered from the shock. A couple of us never returned..........

gemstone

Hi, Dawn...a lot of the regulars seem to be off on flights of fancy...but then what else is new in Bonga Bonga, Upper Bonga Bonga, Lower Bonga Bonga, The Upper part of Lower Bonga Bonga, the Lower part of Upper Bonga Bonga, the Nether Regions of all Bonga Bongas...but if you mention tadpole wine I'm sure a number of them will show up...especially SLOG (Sweet Little Old Granny)...hic...

firstdawn

Well I have a group of friends and we banter about a lot. One of them said that I'd like you, so here I am! Hoping to meet new folks with a sense of humor. Dawn in California.

lelabugosi

Helloo, Dawn..........you might have a long wait!

firstdawn

Hi newbie here. Lookin' forward to your next puzzle. Dawn

lelabugosi

Well, I am truly shocked! Though certainly not surprised.....

juneshone

overheard Churchlady having a conversation with a guy, she's really something

[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Will he offer me his mouth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his teeth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his jaws?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Again, will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes!
[Girl:]And will he starve without me?
[Boy:] Yes!
[Girl:] And does he love me?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] I bet you say that to all the boys!

NurseDuckworth

Be still my heart.

DrAdonisCBugosi

Sweet dweams, my pwetty little wose.

NurseDuckworth

My darling DrACB, you know when we are in the hospital and I am under you and we are working so hard at getting everything in the best position possible.....then I am yours and only yours for ever and ever.

NurseDuckworth

desmondina, I know it is hard for you to accept my serene beauty but please be aware that sometimes it becomes a cross that I must bare...I mean bear..

DrAdonisCBugosi

Ducky! You said you would wespect me, and nobody else!

desmondina

Brazen hussy!

NurseDuckworth

Oh Fontie, you have everything that Harvey wishes he had.....including me!!

lelabugosi

Behave!

Fontesque_Bugosi

Only if you call me Harvey.......

NurseDuckworth

Fontie, my heart stops when I see you in that uniform but luckily I can perform CPR on myself. You are such a handsome devil and I would love to sit on the casting couch and discuss this movie with you.

Fontesque_Bugosi

Nurse Duckworth......You are indeed a fine looking lady.......close up, or (even better) far away.

NurseDuckworth

If there is a part in this movie that depicts a woman who has a gentle voice and tender hands then I am requesting that I have that role. I was born to be a star of stage and screen and I am ready for my closeup!

juneshone

no flashing scenes please - keep your coat buttoned up old boy

cakes1947

OK, I'll go along with that & make sure to keep all the ''bloopers''!!

lelabugosi

Well, we're going with the movie first (and sequels, of course), then the mini-series, and after that the full series........not forgetting the making-of, and deleted scenes......

cakes1947

It should be made into a series & shown of PBS! ;)))
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twoclubs

Well, unclebluebottle, I am pleased that you are fully (expansive wise) prepared for this engagement. Are you sure you have learned both lines? That would be an enormous job given there are no commas and the words run together. So stiff upper lip uncle, and "speak the speech"!

unclebluebottle

I am fully prepared, doublebatter. I have learned my lines (both of them) and am as fit as a bluebottle.

twoclubs

I'll stick with Unclebluebottle since I believe he will burst out of his suit and show a romantic side and oh how exciting that would be!!

Cyprien1

An obvious literary triumph.

lelabugosi

Toes are an integral part of the story, so turning-in-toes would simply not work.

juneshone

I'm faithful to Johnny after a slight flirtation with Orlando but his toes turn in

gemstone

Or Johnny Depp, or Orlando Bloom, or...

MacTea

Well...he could start a flutter...but it would not be the heart palpitations the Hemsworth Boys would cause....Just saying Lela B ;0)

lelabugosi

I believe Uncle Bluebottle is penned-in for the romantic lead, since the unfortunate disappearance of Sir Wainthorpe.

MacTea

It could be made into a movie, as long as there is a disclaimer that it is not representative of any one living or deceased.
If there are romantic scenes...I do hope they get Chris Hemsworth to play one of the romantic leads ...or his brother Liam ....sighhhhhhhhhh ☺♥♥♥

COden

Bugosi, Bonga, and truth, never thought I would hear those three words together...

juneshone

dear kaleido keep away from the books he has under his bed they will only confuse you

gemstone

Or "conspiracies"...come to think of where I am...this book probably fits that genre!

kaleidoboy

Auntie Juneee ...... Master Henry has a whole collection of them, under his bed.

juneshone

i like a nice juicy murder myself, keep those bodices unripped

okieclem

I wouldn't worry about that. With sea levels rising, even with that planetary alignment, I doubt that it will come out of the watery depths for quite awhile.

lelabugosi

It's certainly one of a kind - unless the other copy surfaces.......

okieclem

Oooooo -- sounds intriguing: "the only autobiogwaphy which fails to wecount any pewsonal details of the authow himself" Also sounds like the *perfect* book for a movie, as it fails to inform us about any twuthful aspects of the author's life. You might have uncovered monetawy support for all your wesearch, Dr. ACB #3!

lelabugosi

Yes, I apparently have the only copy in existence. There was rumoured to exist another copy, in the hands of the faceless monks of Lesser-Outer-Little-Bonga-In-The-Mountains-Below-Sea-Level, but this has yet to be confirmed, as the monastery is only accessible once every 74 years, when a certain alignment of planets causes the island to appear from beneath the depths of the ocean.

carthill

T- wiffic.

I'm sure of the wawaty of the book after you described it. It's probably the only copy ever pwinted.

DrAdonisCBugosi

Mw.Mawina, it is a VEWY WAWE book, and NOT fow sale at any pwice!

If it hasn't already shipped I'd like to cancel my order please.

DrAdonisCBugosi

Papa was a weal womantic who had twysts with many celebwated women, none of which awe wecounted in this book. In fact, it is pwobably the only autobiogwaphy which fails to wecount any pewsonal details of the authow himself.

I'd like one right away pwease. I don't know how much time I have left!

boo35

lela, this is intwuiging! :)

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