Metaphysical Mailman Metamorphosed....

Or maybe not?!

Am I glad so.....

'scuse me the Henry creature is banned from my pub

Let's make one thing perfectly clear. I will NEVER allow the convent to be taken by conventional....or non-conventional means...as the case my be...so to speak! Everyone gather your torches and pitchforks and meet me at Juneee's Pub. Master Henry bring your BB gun...and paper plates!

Well, Mr.Le-Squirt, I shall take your compliment as a compliment.....and wish you a HAPPY ST.PATRICK'S DAY, now that it is over, hee-hee!............
Juneee, your theory is very interesting.........and confusing........the answer is out there.......SOMEWHERE!.......

lying awake and left to my predawn musings about the most important problem of the day I have formed a theory as to whom is removing our artifices and aritfacts as follows.

Who may be becoming somewhat short sighted and flying into tall buildings?
Who has alian FB friends that could supply them with cloaking-teleportation devices?
Who might have had a few false starts of duplication?- haven't we have all sent duplicate e-mails?
Who, becoming flushed with success, might want a portrait of a favourite family member in their collection?
Maybe KBoy was spread in front of said painting doing his job of protection and got zapped too?
I leave you all to ponder on this, maybe better brains than mine can work out the answer.

Armaments is a longer word, is all, but accurate petgoddess. Import, export and manufacture of military and sporting rifles, pistols, shotguns and air guns (BB guns and pellet guns) for everything from the Olympic shooting team to out-behind-the-barn plinking, to Boy Scout merit badges, hunting, self defense and warfare. It was a thrilling career filled with adventures, world travel and famous people. It even allowed me to win a World Pistol Championship! I carried a Colt M-16 rifle and a Colt .45 pistol in combat in Vietnam in the '60s, and I made them and sold them to our troops and allies in the '90s!

And lelabug, I meant every word of my compliment on your artistic creativity and beautiful execution, no hidden double meanings, skull-whatever-thingy or afootness!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!

Especially tonight when the moon is shining so brightly!! Very beautiful.......

every cloud has a silver lining, night all!

Kaleidoboy has not appeared.........I hope he's not staying up late.........
The ever-popular Uncle Roger has not appeared either, also, as well, too, in addition........

it's KBoys bed time, has he been found yet? He will be all out of sorts and 'Wateverish' tomorrow if he doesn't keep regular hours.

if he said arms it's because he is lazy. He is/was a purveyor of armaments inter alia.

~~~ a private moment with Mr. Squire... just exactly what kind of arms did you deal? With or without hair, were hands attached? hope no arm pits were included. I can understand why you retired. Waving all those arms around must have been exhausting. ~~ ok, private moment is over. Now where were we?

www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=EONJ1RUB

That's right, those ever-suspicious, exceedingly weird Gnob-Gnobbers! "From the neighbouring island of Gnob-Gnob" my sweet green Irish *ss!

Aliens! I always knew it but I was just too polite to say it. They must have been here on a scouting mission, recon, spying out the best monuments to steal. And lelabug fell for it hook, line and sinker. He squired them around, showing them all the sights. What a sucker!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!

ESPECIALLY YOU, and YOU, and YOU, and YOU, and also YOU and YOU too PETGODDESS!

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee, heh heh heh..........Barb is SO FUNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Ooh, that painting looks like a copy of the world famous "moanin' Lela". :-))))

Yes, I remember!........WE ARE NOT ALONE!.....I am soooo confused.....everything is missing......we must fight the king of outer space (wherever that may, or may not, be)!!...........

Lelaaa - do you remember? - we passed it - you said that.......you spotted Bonga-Bonga.....
Just found this picture.....

http://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=50G6PNSI

..note to patsquish.... I'm NOT a slave. seriously. More of a goddess, well sort of, domestically speaking. But how shall I put this? My pets rule and well, I am insignificant in their eyes unless I carry the food. :) So it's then they actually worship me! Go figure? goddess one day, slave the next. Very confusing. Anyway ...... back to missing art, missing k-boy, missing mastermind, lost mind and what else is missing?

Who rules outer space? Who is the king of that mysterious planet?

You're welcome, mascot-in-bondage......
Hanne-with-pipe....Thank you for providing documentary evidence of the disappearing monuments!.....We just need to find...THE MASTERMIND!!........

I remember spotting all those missing monuments.....just can't remember where, though!.........

a note to lela.... thank you for the birthday greeting. . . loving this puzzle and comments. Keeps me laughing.... -Ada

Tractor beams! Anti-gravity rays! Teleportation! EGADS!!! It was aliens all along!

LOOK WHAT OUR SPACESHIP FOUND OUT THERE

http://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=Y2F5ETDD

You got dat right, slavegirl! Slavegirl? That doesn't sound right! Disrespectful. Hmmmmm, but it's your choice of words, so..............I wonder.

Who? Who? is there an owl here? I think K-boy flew the coop, vanished from pure fright. A masterful coward perhaps?

TO QUOTE THE ORIGINAL POSTING, "...guarded by the ever-vigilant Kaleidoboy.......I think we can safely say that here is one item that won't be ending up in someone's garden in Rebmuda!"

AND TO QUOTE MY OWN FIRST COMMENT, "Oh yeah? AHA! A challenge! Purloiners of the world . . . . . it's Bonga-Bonga time!"

IT IS NOW CLEAR that the inevitable has happened. Lelabug baited the Fates, and the Fates bit back. Not only has the fabulous work of art disappeared, but its overweight half-naked guard has disappeared with it!

An inside job? Guardian and purloiner one and the same? HA! I think not! (as Rene DesCartes didn't say...) Kaleidoboy hasn't the wit or the ambition to stage a job like this. NO - - THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF THE NEFARIOUS CABAL THAT IS BEHIND THESE OTHER MASTERFUL CRIMES! BUT WHO?

WHO?

Yaaaaay! Hope there WAS an atomic atomizer to atomize Roger!!! Let's partaaaaay!

We can only surmise that the masterpiece and Kaleidoboy have gone the way of the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and countless other famous monuments.....not forgetting uncle Roger, who has not been seen for days.....AND ALL SIGNS POINT TO REBMUDA!!..............We shall not cease in our ceaseless efforts to get to the bottom of this affront to culture!..........

I heard a rumour that K-boy was happily eating curried goat, fried lobster and "Whiskas" cat food!!........Just a rumour mind you!

Poop hit the art! OMG! Well at least the poop didn't hit the fan, that would have been a real mess, even K-boy would have been hit. OH what a shame! Who has purloined the painting? Any clues?

maybe you set a thief to catch a thief. Nah! that's a bit beyond KBoy. I hope they feed him

NEWSFLASH!........The unthinkable has happened.......The pooped-on painting has vanished into thin air......and so has Kaleidoboy!...............

The " masterpiece " looks nice ....... the kaleidoboy .... brrrrr

Well all I can say.....if someone is impersonating me that is even worse....I dread the thought of Robbie squeezing into Fred's cat outfit....my reputation as an upstanding cat will be in a shambles....I think Kboy needs to call in the cavalry post haste.....

Thank you cakes!! Plus, further more I do not own a cat suit!! (My mate Fred had one at Halloween!)

I totally agree that it will not end up in a garden in Rebmuda!!
Thanks Lela! :)))
(time, 1:34)

My dear Tom-minus......far be it for me to asp castertions (Or is it ast caspersions?), it was merely a figure of speech, as we believe the thief could be dressed as a cat............

lela...I take great exception to your earlier comment....and I quote... 'K-boy was pretending to sleep and this was his master plan to catch the crafty CAT burglar'....this is a serious scurrilous slanderous statement.....and it cuts me to the quick to be so victimized and otherwise singled out for suspicion....

double-stitch and mascot-in-bondage.......No, Wicca did NOT miss!......Happy Birthday tomorrow!
Doggie-spriced-up........Yes, to whatever it may be that you were saying so eloquently............
Hanne-with-pipe.............Mr.Sali communicated with me from "the other side", and painted this MASTERPIECE as I stood in the bath......it is, therefore 100% GENUINE (though a "posthumous" work).....

As for you, denizen of darkness......you have overshot the mark here, so to speak.....YOU HAVE DEFILED A GREAT WORK OF ART!......HAVE YOU NO RESPECT?.......(Well, don't bother answering that one)..........HMPH!!

Much better.......don't you think? BTW the nice shade of green is last night's broccoli.

http://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=4SQVH95V

From me too, indeed ..... is it very valuable, really it looks to me to be fake, Sali would never ever have made the ball up to the right that colour... I do think you've been cheated old man....

happy Birthday tomorrow petslave etc

If Kaleidoboy is easily led astray we had better hope the ravishing Gawldarn does not drop by. Her long luscious limbs lovingly looked upon by Kaleidoboy might cause him to languidly levitate to her to listen to a lurid lullaby about lust and libido leaving him longing for a little liaison in a life lived abiding law and legalities but not as a latin Lothario would like. Just saying....

Glad I didn't MISS anything while I was asleep last night. But I do believe I have been kicked off the board! hmph! Well was pushed, sort of, by an array of bright red stars! long before I even went to bed. Pushy stars!!!! :)

Nitey night Kboy....Weeeeeeeeeeeee.............bombs awaaaaaaaaay!

MR.SQUIRT........I cannot but be deeply suspicious of the motive behind your compliment........there is skulldugerry....skullduggery.......something, afoot!......
Juneee.....Kaleidoboy took your advice and walked round the room, before sitting down in a comfy armchair (provided by SLOG)........he is now snoring.......
Something-nasty-in-the-toilet.........HMPH!

Heh heh heh...........SO THERE!!............June has told you mate!!!

OK, listen up Kaleidofatso a few less comforting milky drinks and you might just get back to something less porky. Just get on your feet and do a few circles jogging round the gallery room. a nice long cool glass of water and keep your mind on the job otherwise you might end up in Rebmuda and not at Robbies cafe, Jenny doesn't want you there

PLEASE ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE....................
...of complimenting our host and benefactor. Lelabug, your imagination, creativity and artistic talent in bringing to the screen these unique visions are prodigious! I myself will now modestly state that I am an award winning artist whose work hangs in a most prestigious venue, so I know good art. And you sir, create GOOD ART!

Good work, precious-pebble......Kaleidoboy is easily led astray, and the enemy could walk among us.....

No meatballs for me, thank you, 'cause juneeeee's sleeping so I'm keeping an alert eye on CL so KBoy stays safe until juneeeee wakes up and takes over the stake out.

................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................Oh those meatballs were filling! Plenty for everybody with loads of cheese..........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

Looks to me like Wicca has already hit the mark or marked a hit or Met-a-Morphosed a Mailman...

Of course, Kaleidoboy could just be pretending to sleep, and this could be our master-plan to catch the crafty cat-burglar.........................then again................

.....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........................

Wicca has been working on her dive"bombing" and wants the painting for a target. If it turns up missing you might want check with her......just a heads up.

Oh boy, hot chocolate! yummy. Someone better guard it because I love hot chocolate.
It might not be so hot by the time he wakes up. I might just take a sip, hopefully granny didn't add anything else to it other than chocolate....

Hellooee everybodeee!
I've brought some hot chocolate for Kaleidoboy..........I'll just put it beside his bed.......

...........ever vigilant.........................ever vigi........yawn.............lant.........ever.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................

....Oooooh!....Meatballs!...........

I am alert and prepared for anything!.............Aaaah....pepperoni and mushroom.........my favourite!.....

Gemstone, I did want to say the same thing, but I am a kind hearted old lady and didn't want to hurt anyone's feeling.... cough cough (tongue in cheek) hee hee. Hey Robbiel, meatballs and sauce sounds good, pass the cheese to go with it.... :))))

Or do I see Church Lady with her eye on something she considers worth stealing?

Are we sure anybody would want to steal it?

SHHHHHHH...........yes his eyes are drooping as we speak..........I can feed him with my meatballs and sauce I made earlier...........on second thought, to heck with him, help yourselves Squire and Pet!!

Have company tonight, will try to come in between............heh heh heh........"ever-vigilant?!......Nice try Lela!!

STATUS REPORT: The Bonga-Bonga branch of Domino's Pizza just got a call for a large pepperoni and mushroom to be delivered to "the fat guy in the cape." I'd say he'll be asleep in about an hour.

we can only hope he is honest and steadfast and doesn't fall asleep. . ever! ;)

Heh-heh-heh. A sweet sentiment, petslave, but I hardly think he's up to the task.

forever safeguarding art treasures... good luck Kaleidoboy.

Oh yeah? AHA! A challenge! Purloiners of the world . . . . . it's Bonga-Bonga time!