Delivering Mail With Sweetlittleoldgranny....

Thanks for the invitation lelabugosi. I've seen various Bugosi puzzles (yep, rumor has it I've done a lot of puzzles in my days).

Ohhh. Nice to see you dropping in - errr "on" I think. And I didn't know GPS is Granny Positioning System. I thought GPS was: Gotta Puzzle Solve; But looking at the picture perhaps is it Geronimo Postal Service. Just remember that when dropping 50 feet, it's not the first 49 feet that's the problem.

Oops, my mistake; the delivery looks like it is by a stork - I didn't know you were expecting. Congratulations! I bet you didn't know that GPS is actually Getting Pregnant Somehow. It must be a joyous day to have that bundle of joy dropped on you, down the chimney and into the boiling pot. I gotta think that's gonna hurt but cleanliness is next to godliness.

Hello ~ A letter from Bonga-Bonga just fluttered through my kitchenwindow ... and smelling too tasty to be unnoticed.
Am I right here? ... where popatos self-smash by laughter? ... great, I'm girded with butter&salt :-)
~ a votre kindness Vivre

Kaleidoboy you are in training, no chocolates for you. Master Henry you will get some from the Old Fart, he just loves giving people chocolates. Make sure you get them free now, no sitting on his knee

So do I!!.........

Chocolates?..........I LOVE chocolates........

OMG, well I guess it could be worse, he could have made them himself.........I don't think we want to go down that road any further. Church Lady don't eat any more

He probably found them in in his cat's litterbox.

Oldfart, where do you get your chocolates??

No, I don't think I want them at all!! Thanks Juneee, I see that I've got much to learn - nice to have good teachers!! I do agree about CL!! I really should have got some bad vibrations there!!

Dear Hanne, you don't want his chocolates, you don't know where they have been, as for CL's enjoyment of them all I can say is ignorance is bliss. Yes she's special alright

I had none!!!

Oldfart.....Thank you for the chocolates. I feel so special!

(I've left a little gift for the girls here - http://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=J9F0LNTF - FILTERS OFF, Ladies, as I've been CENSORED!).............

Come along Henry, we have business to attend to.........

Ugh, I bet you have had your fingers all over those chocolates. I'm not at home.
little Henry behave if you want to be invited there again

I don't care if I'm not wanted here........Gawl-of-the-darn and her sister Also, too, as well have invited me 'n uncle Roger over to their place for some 'treats'........I'll be able to smoke and drink all I like there.........

Yoo hooo....Juneee. I brought chocolates for you. How come you don't answer your door?

not on your flaming life, I hate the little Squirt - now that gives me an idea...............

Henry is a perfectly well-adjusted (sort of) young boy........it's just that he has a habit of getting into trouble, and needs guidance..........Juneeeee?!

Then let him - "public" doesn't necessarily mean "my company", does it??? I do NOT hope so!! I've retired, I'm no longer a teacher, I have left social problem kids behind!! I don't want them!!!!!!! NO MORE!!! You see???? Let the social workers or the head shrinkers or perhaps even their parents take care of them!! - (no hard feelings at all! - almost!)

blessed-be-wicca........Granny's flying skirt was designed by the Bugosi Aeronautics and Space Administration (BASA) - any 'seepage' is immediately broken down and recycled........
Hanne-with-pipe......If we stop Henry smoking in public, he will smoke in bed, under the covers........the fire brigade has had to rescue him from a burning bed 3 times so far.....

Dried asparagus??? - in my Stanwells?? - NO THANKS!! - besides Henry shouldn't smoke at all!!! - and anyway not with me!!

I have a recommendation for Granny......a flight suit/diaper. They come in all sizes and colors!

raincoat-infusion........the local residents paint the trees to make sure they always look nice...........

It is not everyday you see pink trees...reminds me of Sr. Duess stories.
They are a lovely shade of pink though....bleh for smoking asparagus... I dont like the smell of it anytime
:^Þ

"Lady"-with-the-painted-pigeon........I strongly object to your comment about "an senile and leaky old bat with an identity crisis, who couldn't find her way out of a paper bag with an end open"..........
It should read "A.....senile old bat....."
Did you ever go to school, dearie?.........

Hanne-with-pipe-somewhere..............Yes, they smoke dried asparagus........If you choose to visit, you could take young MasterHenry with you - he enjoys a pipe.........

So they are smokers!! Is it good tobacco? Perhaps I should visit them!!!

Yes......we are small..................

You are SO right p-squire, thanks for the link!! It's absolutely fascinating and veeeery beautiful. It's utterly exciting what goes on in the Universe. Indeed we are SMALL!

Well! I am old and not at all incontinent, it is not inevitable just some people are unlucky. As for the GPS we ended up on the Yorkshire Moors following it and it was getting a bit misty when I screeched "turn round, there's things in there" so we turned the GPS off and scarpered. Didn't have any trouble following the roadsigns.

For those of us who aren't afraid to confront how small we are in this amazing universe, a highly prolific solver has posted just a few puzzles, and they are truly amazing. He also provides fascinating explanations of them. I think it will be worth your while to go take a look. Here's one of them:

www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=5LG96YY2

Have a great trip, floppy-watch-girl. Catch some sun and some sunfish!

Just when you think that the Postal Delivery System in Bonga-Bonga and environs couldn't get more incompetent, they add the aid of an senile and leaky old bat with an identity crisis, who couldn't find her way out of a paper bag with an end open!!! Next thing we know, Master Henry will be turned loose in the mail sorting room to ''play'' with all the letters before they're ''delivered''. By ''play'' I mean read the letters and steal the checks.

I'm off on a mini vacation for 3 days. Just relaxing with a friend in Alabama, and getting some fishing in. See you all in a few days.

It is very brave of you, lelabug, to hang suspended directly below Sweetlittleoldgranny considering her annoying incontinence problem, which is an inevitable consequence of old age. Unless you LIKE that kind of thing! OY! UGH! EEEEEEEW!

It's good the Bonga-Bonga Postal Service has updated themselves with a GPS!! I think will make a great improvement. Very strange place with all those hot pink trees & bushes!! thanks lela!! :)))))))
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Oh, that's what you were meaning!.......The people here are very heavy smokers, as they grow their own tobacco - sometimes you can't even see your own feet!........

All those red clouds of heavy smoke from fires - or are they just expressionistic trees......??? Could be....?

Well tanned & cool lookin' dude from down-under..........exactly..............sort of.......

The daily mail has to be delivered....

Hanne-with-pipe.......What?....Where?....Who?........I don't understand what you mean!.....

What's going on in the neighbourhood?? Some inhabitants who don't like each other???

Hellooeee all!......
I believe I'm the oldest postal vehicle in the world!.........

Perhaps more letters could be delivered if you also too as well would concentrate for 5 hours....this might take some of the pressure off SLOG...

Yes, granny has very strong ankles!...........

Hahaha !!! You see :old ladies can be veeeery helpful !