Breaking news... G-Man* thwarted by a common couch potato. In the early morning hours of Monday, July 6, G-Man's attempt to topple an overloaded truck was dashed by I.M. Spud, a quick thinking couch potato visiting from his home town of Baked Potato, U.S.A.. When I.M. Spud was asked if he was a hero, he replied "no, I went for a walk to get my morning gravy and I just did what any good russet or yukon gold would have done."
*G-Man... not to be confused with M.I.B., gov't employees or idiots in congress. If you live in a hobbit-hole in The Shire, in Metropolis or Gotham City, you already know G-Man is "gravity man".... the enemy of all fat people, people scaling the Eiffel Tower and dbl Whoppers w/cheese that fall through the bottom of greasy paper bag.... and now you know....
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