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As Uncle Roger seems to have the "Who stole Big Ben?" situation under partial control, I spent the day entertaining the orphans of Bonga-Bonga.......
What a surprise they had, when I removed my cunning disguise, which had been disguising my cunning disguise!........
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Robbiel

I think Dogdaze needs to make an appearance!! Squire has gone a bit loopy!!

juneshone

Just a gigolo, everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance
Selling each romance
Every night some heart betraying
There will come a day
Youth will pass away
Then what will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo
As life goes on without me

soon you will be singing this sad little song

patsquire

OY! You wound me! Volunteers only, as you should all know by now, volunteers who ring me up at my toll-free number 1-800-555-getlucky. And I still give discounts to frequent flyers. And I still DO NOT divulge the names of my customers to anyone, ever, at all, no matter what, whether they be frequent flyers like Church Lady (oops!) or one-timers like.......er, like.......um, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! Besides, I don't get many one-timers, not many at all. They, heh-heh, get their money's worth, so to speak, and usually make another appointment even before they leave!

lelabugosi

A born-again arms dealer, I suppose.......

juneshone

nothing worse that a born again ..............whatever he is purporting to be these days

lelabugosi

Yes, Mr.Squeaky-clean is now proudly pontificating from atop his pristine pedestal!......HMPH!

jignut

Junee..........You read my mind!

juneshone

pot and kettle spring to mind

patsquire

.............as long as he's out among the public. But he makes himself perfectly clear whenever he can get a young lady alone in, say, the back room of his store!

lelabugosi

Uncle Roger is simply misunderstood.........

Elfie

He's slimieeeeeeee - yikes!!!

gemstone

Would it be possible to put Roger in a leaky vessel? Just asking...

patsquire

You've got it right on the nose Hanne. He who puts his hope in Slimeball Roger pours his water into a leaky vessel.

Elfie

Lela - he's trying to sell his fancy underwear to them - he doesn't care about Big Ben or the Eiffel Tower - does he know them at all?? the only thoughts he has are about money and ladies -

lelabugosi

Such moving sentiments, Mr.Le-Squirt.....but a direct AFFRONT to a valueless, I mean of course, VALUED member of the family BUGOSI!........Roger Bugosi is trying to SAVE THE WORLD (or it's monuments, anyway) from the clutches of the EVIL Pigeons, Dr.Egg and Dr.Egg......I think he deserves a little respect......sort of......

Plumpossum

What fools we mortals (and Bonga Bongans) be. . . .

patsquire

Oh Pinafore, sweet Pinafore,
I plight to thee my troth.
When o'er the seas,
On scented breeze,
I give my solemn oath.

I shall not suffer or permit,
The slightest sin or treachery,
Toward Bonga-Bonga's fine young girls,
By Roger's slimy lechery.

We form a wall of virtue,
Do Church Lady and I,
To stand on guard all night, all day,
To fend off Roger's shameful way,
Of getting pretty girls to stray,
And letting Roger have his way.

Olé!

lelabugosi

Hee-Hee!........Such pleasant musical interludes to pass the time........especially as I have no idea of what is happening in the never-ending, nail-biting, not-to-be-missed saga of "Who stole Big Ben?" !!!
Roundy - you just carry on hosting the show, hee-hee!........

ThomasCat

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as far as the bucket, Nantucket.

Robbiel

That was cute Pet!........So sorry teamac (splutter, pop!)...........Hee hee June!........Hee hee sew and TC!
Lela?!.........Oh I'm so sorry mate, for a while there I thought I was answering my own puzzle!!!!.........Heh heh heh.........That is a fine poem mate.........want to borrow my meds?!!..........

ThomasCat

lela....you need to get back on your meds.....

lelabugosi

Papa once went to Greece,
And there I understand
He saw no end of lovely spots
About that lovely land.
He talks about these spots of Greece
To both Mama and me
Yet spots of Greece upon my dress
They can't abear to see!
I cannot make it out at all—
If ever on my Frock
They see the smallest Spot of Greece
It gives them quite a shock!
Henceforth, therefore—to please them both
These spots of Greece no more
Shall be upon my frock at all—
Nor on my Pinafore.

juneshone

A certain old lady called Dot
Complained "Everything's slipped down a lot
I look where it was
And it's not there because
My gravity's losing the plot"

teamac

Robbie... Great little Poem...unfortunately I was blowing a bubble when I read it and I LOL so hard.... I lost my gum ....so instead of bubble gum....it was bubble gone
Thanks for the giggle ;^)

petslave

My mom wrote this one for me when I was still an itty bitty child.

There was a young lady named Ada
Who sat on a hot radiator.
For she wouldn't go south.
She would sit there and pout
The silly young lady named Ada

petslave

Good one Robbie :D

Robbiel

There was a young fellow from Leeds,
Who swallowed six packets of seeds,
In a month, silly ass,
He was covered with grass,
And he couldn't sit down for the weeds.

petslave

There was a big man named Pat
Who just wanted to put on a hat.
Though he fell to his knees,
When thought pushed by a breeze
Was unknowingly hit with a bat.

patsquire

Hee-hee!

As we plod through life's roads, steeping, climbing up those rocky hills,
We will ever hold in keeping, thoughts of Bonga-Bonga thrills.

petslave

No encouragement is required for Mr. Squire - he just encourages himself.

lelabugosi

Oh nooooooo.....don't encourage him!!...................

Elfie

Ohhh patsquire, yes, just GREAT!! Hi, psquire you are missed!!! Welcome back again.....

Robbiel

YAAAAAYYYYYY..............WHOOOEEEEEE................HIP HIP HOORAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!...............Squire is back to balance this un-balanced world of Bong-Bonga!...........Guffaw # 2 TC!!!!!

juneshone

sleep is not what CL's sleepovers are for

Elfie

??????????

lelabugosi

EEEEEEEK!.....He's back!........
Not to worry, all is under control....sort of.......in a manner of speaking....after a fashion.....

petslave

LelaB, get back here and get this group under control! We are all loosing it! Maybe someone spiked the soda? Didn't anyone "sleep" at the sleep over? I wasn't there so I have no idea. LOL

JM_Cookie

Ohhh too much soda.... I'm all whizzzzed out..

ThomasCat

Nothing but silence.......

patsquire

Having, through dint of my masterful secret-agenting skills, secured the peace and tranquility of the world, or of the western hemisphere, or of America, or at least of central Alabama, I AM RETURNED TO MY POST IN BUGOSILAND! Yes, yes, I know. It'll take a while for the cheering to die down.

Elfie

Whizzzzzzzzzing away all night - whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

juneshone

bit less soda and a bit less whizzzzz, I think.

more like that little horror will complete CL's education

sleepover from Hell I think, I off to bed with my kindle.

unclebluebottle

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....................
I believe there will be a lot of buzzzing, squeaking, and......erm.....whizzzing at this sleep-over....

Robbiel

WHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......................................

JM_Cookie

A sleep-over, what fun, popcorn and soda... can we wear our whizz hats??
We can whizz all over the place, whizz down the hall, in the living room, whizzz, around the kitchen, whizz, in the corner, whizz....whizzz... oh oh more soda please...

sweetlittleoldgranny

Hellooee everybodeee!........
I have found out, and you're NOT going!.......That "lady" is a bad influence on you, young man.........

MasterHenry

Sleep-over, eh?........I'll be there, as long as Sweetlittleoldgranny doesn't find out!

lelabugosi

HMPH!.......

lelabugosi

WELL!......I go away for a while, and come back to find MADNESS AND MAYHEM!.......
Gerdje-thingy......what you are seeing is a CUTE mouse, amusing the children (on the left), and an EVEN CUTER mouse - which turns out to be ME! - relaxing after a job well done (on the right)......
Lady-of-the-temple.......Do your debaucheries never cease?......TSK!........and TSK! again!......
Thousands-of-cakes......The children ran off because they heard the music from an ice-cream van!......Thank you for the compliment .......I think.......

Robbiel

Clear as mud hook...........I'm sure gerdje is absolutely fascinated now!!......Hee hee hee.......

Robbiel

No need to feel stupid gerdje, on the left is a cute mouse-like bully strangling a little girl............on the right is a short ugly man with big ears standing next to a stolen statue!!!...........If you get my drift?!........hee hee hee........

Well , I feel stupid : I don't understand at all what I am seeing on the puzzle !
OK ...I like to find at least Big Ben .

juneshone

dear CL will there be movies, I've read the Bible and I never read a book twice

cakes1947

Should have left your costume on, poor little orphans getting so scared that they ran away!!! Mind you, I'm not scared of you, you handsome devil!! :)))))))
(time, 1:12)

Church_Lady

I'm having a "sleep-over" next week end. Everyone is invited. It will be so much fun. We can stay up all night,eat popcorn and read the Bible!

Robbiel

Tsk......Tsk!!!

JM_Cookie

tsk .... tsk ... indeeeed

lelabugosi

tsk....tsk....tsk.......
Why are we "tsking"?.....just wonderin'..........

petslave

double tsk tsk :))))

Plumpossum

Tsk.

Elfie

As one of the teachers once said to a sweet girl - it was at the "making-us-into-teachers'-school - as she had been missing one day: Well Marie, those who sleep don't sin!! - and she replied: But - I didn't sleep....

petslave

Well I am certainly pleased and very very GLAD about that!!! Sleep overs! Ha ha. Slumber parties back in my younger days.... wasn't much of a party, only had one guest/friend at the time. Didn't slumber much either. Hey, now, careful... not what some may be thinking. Just a lot of TV and games. Honest!

lelabugosi

And I would just like to state that there were no "sleep-overs" after this event.......just to clarify....or not, as the case may, or may not, be.....

petslave

Maybe they thought you were Michael Jackson. That would scare me! Back from the dead? And still not looking any better.
[Note: the above comment, is of my own personal opinion and feeling. Not to be construed as "truth" or opinions of any society or other persons. Also most of that comment my dog typed while walking across the keyboard. Amazing how he managed to hit the right keys each time!]

lelabugosi

That poor little orphan was standing on my toe!.......
Strangely enough, Mr.Biscuit, when I removed my disguise they all ran off....screaming.....

JM_Cookie

Oh I love your Jichel Mackson disguise, why do do you want to scare the orphans with it?

Spricey

Hmmm it does look a little like you had that poor little orphan girl in a headlock!!☺

lelabugosi

I passed most of the time nibbling cheese........and squeaking........

Robbiel

Quite amazing how you manage to disguise your big ears and short legs Lela, cunning disguise for sure!! Crowds of orphans surrounding you, how touching!!

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