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From the Pizza Need website. "CRUST US, you'll love these cheesy jokes."

"We've put together a list of the absolute best pizza puns we could think up."

BEST PIZZA PUNS
Who doesn't love a good pun? These cheesy pizza puns will make you LOL.

1. WHAT PERSON DOESN’T LIKE PIZZA?

A weirdough.

2. YOU WANNA PIZZA ME, TOUGH GUY?

At yeast let me explain.

3. WHY BUY OUR PIZZA?

We knead the dough.

4. MY HAWAIIAN PIZZA IS BURNT.

They need to cook it at aloha temperature.

5. WANT TO HEAR A PIZZA JOKE?

I can't tell you, it's too cheesy.

6. YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS.

Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

7. WHAT IS A PIZZA MAKER'S FAVORITE SONG?

Slice, slice baby.

8. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PIZZA PLACE ON THE MOON?

Great restaurant, but no atmosphere.

9. HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN PIZZA?

With tomato paste.

10. WHAT DOES THE MUSHROOM GET INVITED TO ALL THE PIZZA PARTIES?

Because he's a fungi.

11. WHAT PIZZA DO DOGS EAT?

Puperoni.

12. WHAT DOES AN ANTEATER LIKE ON ITS PIZZA?

Ant-chovies.

13. WHAT DOES A PIZZA SAY WHEN IT WANTS TO CUDDLE?

Fold me close.

14. WHAT DOES A PIZZA SAY WHEN IT INTRODUCES ITSELF TO YOU?

Slice to meet you.

15. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLEEPING PIZZA?

A PiZZZZZZa.

16. WHAT DID THE BOSS SAY TO HIS PIZZA DURING THEIR MEETING?

There's mushroom for improvement.

17. WHAT KIND OF PIZZA DO YOU ORDER ON CHRISTMAS?

Cheesus Chrust.

18. WHAT DOES A PIZZA WEAR TO SMELL GOOD?

Calzogne.

19. WHAT DID THE PARMESAN SAY WHEN IT BROKE UP WITH THE MOZZARELLA?

Sorry but I am too mature for you.

20. WHY DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS LIPS?

He ate his pizza before it was cool.

21. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE A NEW PIZZA JOKE…

But I can't work out the delivery.

22. WHAT KIND OF CHEESE DO HAIRDRESSERS LIKE ON THEIR PIZZA?

Perm-asan!
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jimez

Better half than none at all.

Mischka

You got that exactly right, sir. During a decade of chronic insomnia, which is finally ending, I would stay up watching Showtime around the clock. I've seen some really awful horrors, and some hilariously awful, and some so paint-by-the-numbers that I couldn't believe they didn't put me to sleep.

However, during all those months, I came across some that I'll watch whenever they're on (frex "It Follows"), and one I had to own: "After," starring Steven Strait and Karolina Wydra. I've watched it only about a dozen times so far, and contributed most of the Trivia and Quotes you'll find at the IMDb.

"When two bus crash survivors awake to discover that they are the only people left in their town, they work together to unravel the truth behind the strange events."

There are some sweet (I mean astonishing) twists, and though it has only a C rating on IMDb, I gave it a 10.


"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please? I brought her a half-pepperoni."

jimez

Horror movies crack me up. Some of them are so damned cheesy, and predictable.
If I want to be scared I just watch the news. :)

Mischka

I did when it first came out. I've always liked Malcolm. However, I'm afraid of almost everything except horror movies. :)

jimez

You have a bit of an ultra-violence about you. Do you like orange clocks? :)

Donnajames

Sizzle of Fresh Hot Pizza!!!! A-ha ha ha!

Mischka

No arguments here.

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the sizzle of a fresh hot pizza!"

jimez

Oh but to have both. Mental and physical fullFILLment.

Mischka

@ParsonWayne

Good one, Jim! Who needs pizza when we can have Ahnuld jokes! :-D

Donnajames

::::G R O A N !!!! ::::

jimez

Like Arnold says, " Last of the pizza baby."

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