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For a short time yesterday, as my unseen enemies were trying to silence the nuggets of wisdom which I choose to share with the followers of Bugosiland, I chose to escape with Mrs.Bugosi to the hills of Bonga-Bonga........
There, we limbered up with a few chinese exercise-thingys, before calling upon the spirit of one of the great Bugosi warriors of yore - the mighty Angus McBugosi, monarch of the glen......
After humbly paying my respects, I proceeded to inform him of my present predicament, in the hope that he would offer some useful advice..........Being a man of few words, he answered without pause for thought, and this is what he said:- "Piss off, big-ears!"......
I, of course, was mightily impressed that he had spoken to me at all, let alone in such a friendly
fashion, and after proferring my thanks, Mrs.Bugosi and I proceeded to take his advice, skipping
down the hill with a profound sense of pride at belonging to such a noble, friendly family......
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Elfie

Not as far as I know, but of course I don't know what they do in Alaska!!

juneshone

I hear they regularly roll about in the snow in the nuddy, so they say

Elfie

ggl, I warned him not to do,he's not used to things like that!! - but of course you never know!!

grannygoatlady

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo job.......?The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings? ......

AND!!! papawalrus....the important question here IS....does mamawalrus know you have gone south and are cavorting about drinking tadpole wine with the rest of us Bugosian madhatters in your altogether?....HMMMMM????

juneshone

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

I didn't really expire, I was only acting. Later I played the part of the Washerwoman in Toad of Toad Hall. actually that was Toad dressed as a washerwoman but it was quicker to have two actors do it. Ah schooldays the unhappiest days of my early life.

juneshone

things have improved since then. Near where I live is an ice cream shop that sells oysters. They are oyster shapes made from wafer with some chocolate and that soft white nougaty stuff involved, delicious

'But not on us' the oysters cried', turning a little blue
'After such kindness that would be a dismal thing to do'

my immortal lines when treading the boards

lelabugosi

It must have been a very traumatic experience, Juneee-was-an-oyster, to have been eaten in the school play......
I suppose that put an end to your acting career............

Elfie

You WERE, June??!! So now this terrible sentence comes true: when shall I become an oyster?? You HAVE been!!! We learned it at school to understand the difference between get and become!!

Elfie

I'm the eggman - we're the eggmen - everybody smoke pot - hey Big Daddy, are you crying??

juneshone

the walrus is a friend of the carpenter, they eat oysters together. I know that because I was an oyster in the school play

lelabugosi

"I am he as you are he as you are me / And we are all together / See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly / I'm crying / Sitting on a cornflake waiting ..."
If nobody knew who the walrus was.....then how are we to know who papawalrus is.....or was?............
Mind you, it doesn't take a lot of imagination............
Pretty-vixen........."tadpole wine off" doesn't quite have the same ring to it as the original expression...........

gemstone

With a name like Big Daddy, I think it was closer to four and a half...but in the panic of snow blindness from all that untanned skin passing before my eyes, I COULD have miscalculated...and you might be right, david-many-numbers. :)

david06520

precious pebbly are you sure it was four and a half minutes
and not
four and a third? . . .

Elfie

Indeed I would like to welcome you too, Big Daddy, and then I would recommend you oh, big Father of the North, not to try the tadpole wine. I'm not SO sure you'll be fond of it - or perhaps too fond too fast!! Cool, clear water is the very best!!! - if you can have it here, I don't really know!!

gemstone

Welcome Big Daddy from the Big Ask...I wondered what that flash of white was...blinded me for four and a half minutes...for a tiny moment there I thought I was going to have to give up the tadpole wine...but only for a moment mind you!

belaminx

Scot M'sieur Bugosi? "Piss off" is more characteristic of Aussies, who are renowned pissheads (pissheads anonymous being the local ripoff version of AA for the culturally uninformed) - perhaps Angus took to the expression during his travels (Aussies are also known for being a bad influence). While I'm at it, pass the tadpole wine but I'll pass on the piss for the time being thanks :)

juneshone

No dear Hanne, I have always found the Scots found the Scots to be emphatic and forthright no shilly shallying round with the truth there. I'm off, have fun all

Plumpossum

I think friend Angus is in need of a nip or two of pomegranate wine, which will straighten out his strange behavior. (Bumper crop of pomegranates in the offing, here, by the way!) Also good for counteracting the effects of too much tadpole wine.

Elfie

Sorrrry, but there's a thing you've got to make quite clear all you honourable wise people: if I go to Scotland is it so, that I can rely on that they mean the opposite of what they say??

gemstone

Accepted, O Glorious One. :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

lelabugosi

Oopsy!....Mistake, of course it's 'dancing-pecan'!......(My humble apologies, precious-pebble)......

juneshone

just goes to show, trust none of them!

gemstone

Sniff, sob, sob...and I thought I was the only "precious" one...

lelabugosi

I've just solved the mysterious mystery of Mr.many-numbers cryptically cryptical clue........he must be referring to "The fruit that has no name"........the dreaded P.O.M.E.G.R.A.N.A.T.E.!!........
gerd-thingy........beware the dangers of the fruit mentioned above.....it is highly addictive, and FATTENING!!........

so , if they give me in scottland a POBE granite ,it is a big honour !

lelabugosi

Ah, there we go then......I knew he loved me really!......Thank you, precious-pecan, for the clarification......

jignut

"Pissoffbigears" is what he actually said. It is an old Scottish greeting that means "Peace to you oh learned one who is a good listener". I am Scottish. I know these things.

lelabugosi

I am confuddled too, also, as well............_........

grannygoatlady

Oh, david_##'s....you've confused me again.............

david06520

Hmmmm, if there were a monument to the venetrable Angus McB
carven in ancient granite
with his mantra: Piss Off Big Ears
then it would be a
POBE-granite

bzzz bz bzzz

lelabugosi

Heidi-half-beard...........I know who they are, even when they hide behind different profiles........
Hanne-pipe-still-hidden............Fear not......it is all in the mind............

Surreal_Heidi

Unseen enemies? Do you have a lot of them? I don't know how you can tell if you can't see them. I think you'd be busy enough with the enemies you CAN see!

Elfie

Actually, Lela! Have you got a problem? Should you talk with doctor?? I mean - being able to empty your bladder any time! - it's not quite normal.....!!!

lelabugosi

Ah yes, Prince 'Arry's Mum (PAM) - 'A paragon of virtue!!'.........
Mr.Le-Squirt........I WAS silenced for a short time, but found ways to circumnavigate and get around the problem, in order that communications with those that believe in my words of wisdom would not be severed or cut off entirely......
As for "Piss off, big-ears!"......it is a common term of endearment used by world leaders as a greeting to yours truly........

juneshone

Ah but Prince Arry's Mum is no longer with us to correct her charmingly wayward son

patsquire

You see, fellow Bugosilanders, with lelabug it's all "my unseen enemies were trying to silence (me)" and "calling upon the spirit of one of the great Bugosi warriors of yore" . . . . . . in other words, conspiracies and mysticism (NOT misticism you naughty Europeans). But when I raise the conspiracy of World Domination Through Tadpole Addiction, which is well under way and accelerating rampantly (rampantly, giggle!) he gets all, "Oh you're crazy!" And "Don't listen to the McSquirter, he's loony."

Well, you can't have it both ways, Bugosi! What's good for the goose conspirator is good for the gander conspirator.............

BE WARNED ALL! AVAST THE TADPOLE WINE! SAVE YOURSELVES FROM THE ADDICTION!

As for the other thing, I dunno if it's just Lelabug or what. I tried to call the White House (the one at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.) and I got a recording that said, "Piss off, big-ears!" So I tried calling Vladimir Putin at the Kremlin in Moscow and I got a recording that said, "Piss off, big-ears!" So I went RIGHT TO THE TOP and tried calling Donald Trump in NYC and I got a recording that said, "Piss off, big-ears!"

So maybe it's the new standard thing for the high and mighty to say these days. Y'think?

grannygoatlady

YES!..YES!...YES!....That's exactly his meaning....I mean could he be meaning any other meaning....Certainly he's not so mean as to mean anything other....meaning I mean....

lelabugosi

Aha! That must be it, no-longer-chomping-furniture-granny.........you have explained in a very explanatory manner, the meaning of his meaning, wherein he was meaning that I should empty my bladder (for he did not mean Mrs.B.) to relieve myself of the strain caused by my enforced silence.........

gemstone

Dear, sweet Angus...How'd you like a chairycopter up your skirt??? Monarch , indeed!!! While Price Arry may use language like that you would never find HRM, His Royal Mum doing so!

grannygoatlady

Oh, and Maestro Lelabug....do try to obtain a copy of said Emily Post's book....it doesn't have much of a plot...but there are a number of helpful hints about correct and upstanding behavior....though, I know you have no need for it, it would make a lovely present for one of the less correct and upstanding minions of Bugosiland.......and you know who they are..........

grannygoatlady

But, think on it......maybe all of you are jumping to inconclusive conclusions....quite possibly, and even maybe so, said Mighty Warrior A. McB may have been, in fact, offering constructively constructive and beneficently beneficial advice.......

In the past, one suffering from ill humors and other assorted diseases, were bled.....could it be our Mighty Warrior realized that the same relief could be obtained by the simple act of emptying ones bladder.....And by speaking the phrase "Piss off Big Ears", he was only attempting to ascertain that Lela-bug and not the fine and refined Ms. Bugosi was the one who did the actual pissing.........

lelabugosi

Hee-Hee!........(I had to google Emily Post-it!).........

Elfie

Give him 2 - he needs double education!!

cakes1947

And that fine book by Emily Post!!!

lelabugosi

Yes, though on this occasion he chose to treat us very respectfully, he once threatened to chop off my ears and hang them from his kilt.......on the inside..........that happened to be the time I offered him a glass of tadpole wine, so it might be best to stick with the tea and cakes........

juneshone

or tadpole wine?

teamac

I am quite shocked at the rudeness as he is part of a refined heritage and noble bloodline. Perhaps you caught him at a bad time....maybe, perhaps, possibly you can try again an take along an offer of tea and cakes.

stacker

He was just soooo jealous!!!

ThomasCat

The elusive Mrs. Bugosi is performing the most remarkable arabesque that probably has destroyed the equilibrium of the mighty Angus McBugosi making him shout out epithets unworthy of his upbringing.

lelabugosi

Well, Hanne-without-pipe-showing.......he was always known for his direct way of saying things.......

juneshone

ethics, morals etc. No way for a hero to behave in stories.

Elfie

I think that Angus McBugosi ought to have some lessons in basic, decent behaviour!!

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