It's A Bugosi....March

What's that?....Fly......Watch?........
Yes, I always wear my watch when flying, so I knows when it's teatime.........

WAtch out Sir W!!! There is a fly heading up your nose!!

ugh, he can keep his head well away from me!

Probably best not to smell his head, anyway, hee-hee!...............

His Points on my wish-list : Zero !His helmet head : I cannot feel his head with my fingers , I cannot see his head with my eyes , I cannot smell his head with my nose and he cannot hear my love-songs !

August is something which is completely from the other end of the spectrum.....hee-hee!.......And Juneee is right - a Bugosi calendar is a BUGOSI calendar...............

Dear CL, since when were you a Bugosi? Sorry Patty August is bound to be a disappointment to you, which apparently the god botherer never is

Oh, no,no,nooo....I mean racing the blighters....or squashing 'em, of course............

And I like the twinkle in your comment, sort-of-booky-person.......tell me, do you like snails?...........

Hallelujah!................A-tadpole-ing-we-shall-go!.............Hee-Hee...........

My, my Celestina you say that word like it's a bad thing! Where would we be without ladies of easy susceptibilities? Good girls may go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere, and rarely at their own expense!

Pay her no mind, Churchy, and it doesn't matter at all what you wear, and you know why! You're always shedding your clothes soon after the door closes behind you.

On the way to church of course!

I may have "traveled "around the block a few times.

Heigh-Ho, Lady-in-blue!........You may tickle my 'tache any time!..........
Madam-of-the-temple.......you do appear to be very eager to share your wares, so to speak.......are you 'well travelled'?...........

Now now there is no need for name calling. If ya got there's nothing wrong with flaunting it.

Hi Patty-cakes. Where have you been sweetie? How would you like me.... in a bikini or a la natural? Of course you know lela may have other plans for that month but I am available. I believe my beauty should be shared so I am willing to bare all.

I've no need of a handkerchief or anything else from you, you Slimey Limey.

Toodle-poop to you, too.

Except for Roger. Ewwwww

I can't resist a man with a mustache.

I think I'll stick to the century and perhaps the year - no, not the year......

Well, this is an eclectic bunch of grapes!.......Do any of you luscious ladies wish for a jolly japering jaunt on my little yacht?........
Toodle-pip, Mr.Squirt!.............(would you like a handkerchief?)

Hiya Churchy babeeee! I have requested you for the month of August, in which occurs my birthday! How glorious it would be to have your smiling physiognomy beaming down from my wall for the whole month.....

Where are we, Wainny? We are in the bathroom, or loo, throwing up!

Why couldn't this handsome gentleman be on February instead of that pathetic kaleidoboy?

Oldfart,you are NOT invited. I know where you get those chocolates! I saw you picking them up off the front lawn. He tries to tell people the Easter Bunny left them!

Did someone mention chicken?...........

Just toddle along, Master Henry.........There'll be no tiddledy-winks for you tonight!......
Now, ladieees.....where were we?.......Indeed, for that matter, where are we?...........

How about me? I'll bring chocolates for everybody!

Can I come round now, Auntie Also-as well-too?.............

I love men with big.....noses! They also have big....personalities.

Well of course Sister Darn. Counting the nose there should be enough for everyone!

Well, thousands-of-cakes has been and gone so the rest of you can just talk among yourselves. (Hee hee)

Definitely not my cup of tea...first February and now March will have to be turned to the wall...

Can I come as well Also?

Well I guess we can all three fit in the soiree.......

Oh Wainy-poo............... I am on my way!

I think, being with such a voluptuously vivacious bon-vivant as yourself, temperatures will soon be VERY hot!............

Bingoooooooo! Is a soiree kinda like a hot tub?

Hellooo, Miss gawl-of-the-darn-as-well!.......You are indeed a perfectly-painted-pouting-poppet of the first order........As my other admirer has not responded to my invitation, maybe YOU would care to join me in a jolly soiree?..........

thousands-of-cakes.........He cannot remove the flying helmet - it is stuck to his head, due to an accident he once had........He crashed into a glue factory, landing head-first in a giant vat of glue, which forever joined the helmet to his head..........

Hello Sir Wainthorpe, I find you very attractive and I'm much.....(somewhat)......younger than most of the lovely ladies you'll meet here.

I think Sir Winstanley Wainthorpe-Bugosi needs his moustache trimmed!! And why does he never remove that flying helmet?? Thanks Lela!! :)))
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My dear, petite slice of cherry pie........I was feeling so alone till now........would you care to join me in savouring a jolly tipple of the tadpole?..........

That chin....that mustache....... OOOOO be still my heart!!!!! Every month is going to be March for me!

I even fainted myself!!..........

Hellooeee, Winstanley!...........I think all the ladiees must have fainted from the thrill of seeing your enigmatic features, close-up!.............