Write a Caption Below! Skates

Whether she be Bertie, Gladis, the Roller Boogie Phantom, A SkarySkanks model, Alice Capone, Skater Gran or Granny Vac (or none of these at all) shall be the Debate of the Ages!
What a fantastically hilarious and creative group of captions today! I am sure everyone had as much as it did!! You were quite inspired!

THANK YOU! The talented contributors:
JCarroll, Hester, Ardy, Torris, RebeccaB, Jon, Francine, Ank, Katie, Like92115, Healer, Negated contempt, SusieVortex and Lela!

This was actually my great-great-uncle Bertie, the cross-dressing indoor sports fanatic. who rolled out of Bugosiland in 1902....never to be seen again.....

...In my day we didn't have DEPENDS...speed to the outhouse was a priority!!

Thought to be the victim of being ahead-of-its-time, The Phantom of the Roller Boogie skated into obscurity.

Gladis Farthingsworth is 89 years old today. The last surviving member of the first Olympic Seniors Ladies Rollerskating Team, showing us she still has what it takes. Happy Birthday Gladis.

One way or another I keep rolling along. Now could someone point me at the door please?

If that so called "doctor" comes at me again with that knife, I'll be able to get away quick!

And you really think I can't?
Well...............

Hester, definitely a page from the Bugosi catalogue!

SkarySkanks magazine rolls out it's newest model....

OK, I DO need to exercise, and skating IS fun, but I still don't want anyone to recognize me!

Hester, Hester, Hester!!! I'm dyin' here!!! ROFL

WANTED: Alice Capone, For robbery with menaces. Do not approach as she will turn you to stone with her icy glare then make a speedy getaway on her turbo skates.

From Mr Bugosi's catalogue...Granny Vac! Just push the button and watch the automaton glide around the house vacuuming up the dust with her patented vacuuskirt. Only $99.99. Every home should have one!

Can't think of a caption but I do remember those kinds of skates!!

Marvel's latest superhero, Skatergran. See her spin, see her glide, see her fly...uh ho, see her lose her dentures!