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robf

:-)))))
This is good!!

Oh, good. I like costume parties.

Your uniform is fantastic Mischka.

robf

(( Invites a certain star in heaven to Meesh's party, promising she can go "tumbling on in" ))

Mischka

I'm here now, and have split my gut laughing at all the comments I've missed.

You are all welcome to pile into my house, though it's small, so some may prefer to spill out onto the patio and back yard ... especially if you imbibe too much, that's the best place to spill out.

I haven't much food here until I shop later, but I am going to stock up (quite seriously) on shrimp, lobster, and maybe sushi, as well as bread and cheeses. I have only white wine, but there are liquor stores nearby.

So, come tumbling on in, and I'll be in my nurse's outfit, and the rest wear, or don't, what you wish.

myself1935

Yikes! Some of our bodies are a sight to behold- NOT-

If at the compound, it is NOT optional.

myself1935

Did we decide on clothing or is it optional? Should our hostess Mischka be consulted?
Do we need a city permit? As for me, if you think l am going to remove that gorgeous hat, think again!

Ok, it sounds like The Police will be able to get Sting. Now, unless it IS going to be a clothing free party, we need a venue other than my compound.

myself1935

Well done Hoff- l had a flight of fancy back there- l thought of New Jersey because l do have sloths in my back yard so you'd have company...,
I rescind the invitation- l don't want the cops to come here.I'll go there.

Mischka is my private nurse. She will be there. So, many of you are wanting bone in. I can provide that. I am sorry to say that I am allergic to Jersey. Old Jersey is fine, but the New one is a problem. I have found a suitable 55 gallon drum to cover me and the police are fine now. They have even asked if they can attend the party. I told them if they bring Sting, they may come.

myself1935

,l can't stop laughing- l will NOT lose this ping pong match.
There's a problem there- Georgia has only one-lane virtual roads -
1- you all wont fit with your baggage.
2- the food will spoil or spill-
3- I;ll be galloping back to Miami on another road.
Mishka will let me in.

robf

I did say everyone. The feast comes along as carryon.
There is enough moon shine for the entire world, when it's up.

myself1935

Poor Mishka- are you all abandoning her? And leaving the feast behind-
l am not worth it-
Anyway l'll turn around, come back and unobtrusively rejoin the party- The horses are invited too. Is there enough moonshine for them as well?

robf

(( furiously updating grocery list while booking flights for everyone to Georgia ))

myself1935

only orange honey will do- and Jam from you know who.

robf

I will leave it up to Hoff to provide the bone.

Will clover honey suit yourself1935?

myself1935

PS l do not have a taste for buckwheat- now a croissant is another story...
And don't forget a bone for the shaggy dog or she;ll never let you in.
nana and Hoff you two are particularly vulnerable- No, raccoon- you cannot fight with her. you're twice her size-not fair.

myself1935

l'll do better than that- l will invite all of you to New Jersey to visit me- that way you can all argue about the best way to teach me.... You can come virtually.
As to juicy- wait till you taste the filet mignon l'm bringing!

robf

Jean, could you send us all a private puzzle with the juicy details, please? Pretty please with buckwheat honey on it?

myself1935

Are Fred and Wilma coming to the party too? L thought it was a close(t) affair-
Wait- who's having an affair???

robf

Fred and Wilma will confirm that Pebbles was not silent.

myself1935

Could we become as small as pebbles if we take the right pill? But then we would have to be silent- never happen!

robf

Neo, one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small...

SPaceDinVADerOne

why oh why didn't I choose the BLUE pill! lol

robf

How about a garbage bag for a smock, then... worked in a crisis.

If so, come to the compound, no clothing allowed there.

robf

But they are also trained to spot a cover-up.

myself1935

Are we having a nude party ????

robf

Not at all, Bonnie. When you're trained to be THE voice of authority and order, you just can't be seen looking like you've suddenly found a long-lost friend.

They are usually quite happy to see me. I have looked, and this park is not a nude park.

:::looking about for something to cover up with:::

nanab

Police bashing? I hope not. : (

robf

Since when do they look thrilled with anyone?

I thought I had some Jeans, but they seem to have vanished. The police do not look particularly thrilled with me right now.

robf

I suppose. If I could get by the police.

myself1935

Do you suppose you could buy some more at the store? Rob-

robf

I thought I had some Jean, but it seems to have disappeared..........

myself1935

We don't have to talk to the police- we can simply overrun them- OR does anyone have vanishing powder?

Which group?

robf

One thing at a time thar, boy. It has to be a group choice.

rswestley

bubblebath? Really? Can I bring my flippers?

robf

Jean, she'll never be ready for us to drop in.
So we have a choice; let her choose the venue... or crash her quiet evening at home with candles and some Pinot Blanc in the bubblebath.

The song that was written about me was "You're simply the best", but I think you all know that.

robf

Hoff, you're still the best.

Bob Marley has a balcony?

I think I will just stay here and talk to the police. They have better things to do (and lots of them) than to harass a few happy Jigidiers.

robf

And Bob Marley playing on the balcony.

myself1935

The poor woman- do you think she's ready for us to drop in? if not there's always the roof.

robf

Wonderful.
I'll follow you Jean, and keep Jigsaw company.

myself1935

Oh, didn't you hear- we're all going to pile into (my "to" key decided to go on strike right now) @ (hit the wrong key)(am l drunk- not yet) @Mischka 's apartment until the police decamps...

Bekkabee

@msbonne - (speaking gently) - Hoff, everyone else is gone. rob decided to break it all up when the police showed up. I think you were forgotten in the melee that followed. Can I help you to the nearest tree?

:::gasping for breath, Hoff sees he is over halfway to the stage. looks like Spaceman is planning to throw buckets at him. Hoff decides he will have to run serpentine to avoid being hit:::

myself1935

Good to meet you, Bubble- thanks for the tag
How appropriate that you are bringing the bubble machine- which l commented on at your puzzle.-

Bubble

@myself1935
I've taken the liberty of tagging you to my super duper bubble blowing Bazooka. Good to meet you ♪♥♥♫

@nanab
BB - consider before you receive Ps from John, you never know where they've been - and thanks for the tag ♪♥♥♫

robf

My stunt double will look like a Smurf with a sunburn. LOL

nanab

@Bubble has a bubble machine, it's a big one. BB

myself1935

Who's bringing the bubble machine???

myself1935

How about a bucket of purple paint- that would be more spectacular and have a bigger effect than either dirty water or a bucket- I might just do that just to see what happens.
Jean

SPaceDinVADerOne

so ... in recap ... throwing buckets of water is something you'd never do ...

what about just the bucket? O:o) lol

myself1935

Well. you know, my aim is deplorable so if l threw water he probably would be spared but everybody else will be drenched- l don't want to wash out he whole party. And l sure don't want to be drummed out of town tarred and feathered (hugh) ꒰•‿•꒱Jean

Bekkabee

@myself1935 -- I was very impressed that you would never throw a bucket of water at rob, even if he is dirty.

robf

(( note to self, thank goodness an executive showed up. Just at the right time too. Send a Christmas card ))

Donnajames

:-))

nanab

Of course you can play dj, no one should have to beg, especially if they're willing to make a fool of themselves. : )

Donnajames

Pleezzzzz??!!!!! :-)) :-)) :-))

robf

Jean, OK we'll use stuntpeople to fill in for us.
Could you approve Donna? More contestants mean higher ratings...

Bekka, if you ask we'll have to vet you. Could take weeks. If you jump in the audience will cheer or jeer, and you'll have your answer fast.
Think you can work with TIM?

Hoff you're making great time! Almost ready for the next segment, so don't push yourself too hard.

Any volunteers for auctioneer? 15 gimme 20, 20, who's got 20, bid 15, do ah hear 20...

myself1935

Don't let them scare you away, Rob- never would l throw a bucket of water AT YOU, my friend, dirty or even clean!
But l do like the idea of an auction! Mr. Westley has vowels AND consonants to sell
off. I have the vowels and a bucket of dirty dish water, plus a basket of rotten peaches. I expect others have stuff to sell too...
Who will be the auctioneer?.

Bekkabee

I can't believe I started this train of conversation :-))) I love it! As a reward, could I be a writer for the show, or something like that?

Donnajames

Oooh! Pleezzzzz!!

robf

OK folks, lunch break is over in half an hour; Hoff's almost at the stage.
Donna you're welcome if Jean agrees. She *might* even let you play the "other bidder".

Donnajames

Can I be a contestant? I know how to make a complete fool of myself!!

I can do that.

:::"running" toward the stage:::

robf

[[[ Yer on, buddy. Tanks! Wanna join us on stage, or be da mysterious voice in da wings? ]]]

Psst rob.


I have a supply room full of vowels. Take them to the absolute limit, then say no.

My vowels (home grown, and of the very highest quality, I will sell you for $50 USD apiece. Buy 3, get 7 consonants free.....

robf

TIM, when ya say "throw in", d'ya mean in my direction, huh?
Da crowd wud go wild! Even if she missed!
Y'wanna come on wid us like a new face in our act? Whaddya say Jean, has he got ideas or what!
And TIM you really otta try out for an announcer here on da Wheel. You got da voice, boy!

nanab

Thank you kindly @BirdNana.
I have a long list of foods I avoid and tomatoes are on the list. Surprisingly though I can eat small amounts of chop suey without any discomfort.
I may have to take a TUMS once every 2 or 3 days, but with dietary restrictions I rarely feel any great discomfort.

rswestley

But wait!! There's more! .... Rob, if you buy a vowel in the next 20 minutes, myself1935 will throw in a free bucket of dirty dish water... That's right!! A free bucket of dirty dish water! But hurry, this offer won't last long (you just pay postage and handling - as long as the handling is mutually agreed upon)

@nanab BB in my humble opinion and after trying everything some years ago, here is what I found out. I have read about the medications for the stomach, NONE is good, they all cause problems and hardly help. They cause a sort of vicious cycle that never stops, you get dependent and then they stop working... one of those lose, lose situation. When I was still depending on some help, I used Papaya Tablets from the health food store. Before I forget; if you take any prescription drugs that are GENERIC, that could be the culprit, some have "fillers" that can really mess your stomach. Now, back on track... yes the best way to eliminate any of the stomach problems is by avoiding what could (does) trigger an episode. One thing that looks innocent but is not; many of the fruits if they are acidic and TOMATO, anything with tomato, some people cannot tolerate it even fresh and uncooked.
One more thing, doctors not always know what they are doing: I was having stomach problems and they gave me Peptobismol, I was getting worse until I found out it is very similar to aspirin. I hope this helps those battling stomach problems.
Do your own homework and always double check.

robf

Dis is getting good!
(( "Two minutes!" ))
We gotta be ready soon. You're doin' fantastic. Another bidder - great idea, just ace.
If we stick to da plan, you can surprise me wit da liddle stuff and I'll play it for laffs, OK?

myself1935

Thank you for compliment- l'm not too sure about the rest-
About the vowels, there's another bidder....

robf

If I spill your age doll, no one'd believe it anyway.
But if they get a shot of Vanna looking shocked, well... da producers might have a liddle extra for us after da show, ya know? Great idea.
Uh, if you're up for it, I mean.

robf

Ya of course it's US dollars. Sajak won't play wit anything else, ya know?
Hey I like how you stay right in character through the break. Keeps me on my toes, ya know?

myself1935

okaaay- 500 bucks (USdollars) and l'll throw in one for a total of two- It's a good deal but open only for the next 15 minutes.
How will make me regret it???? tell everyone my real age?
꒰•‿•꒱Jean

robf

So how ya wanna play this when we come back? You can shake me down, ya know; or mebbe I can make you regret it? We're doin' good here shweetie. The improv trophy is neerly in the bag!

myself1935

Just what l thought...

robf

We'll be right back after these messages.

myself1935

the usual #- which one do you want? Am l gonna regret selling it to you???

robf

Enough. How many vowels YOU got?

myself1935

How much money you got?

robf

(( sheepishly )) I'd like to buy a vowel.

Please.

nanapuzzler

TIM, of course you can call me Nancy or Nana or nanap (like Denyce) but just don't call me late for dinner...unless it is spam and then you can forget calling me !!
I was raised in Bakersfield, CA...what part, may I ask, of so Cal were you visiting??

myself1935

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Bekkabee

@msbonne - um, it's kinda complicated ...

:::Hoff, looking down from the balcony of the compound, wondering why games would be played differently on the ground:::

Bekkabee

rob, you can't just *take* a vowel, you have to *buy* one. At least that's how we play it down here.

myself1935

i read your profile John- Now l am afraid l have to revise mine- it is so pedestrian- l am embarrassed.

Thank you Spaceman

SPaceDinVADerOne

xXx there ya go ya perv ;o)

robf

I'll take a vowel.

I want three Xs please.

Now, remember folks, I said bring your buns, NOT bunions.

Mischka, glad to hear you come prepared.

nanab

TIM
I can do a lot with 3 P's a couple of Q's, a G an F and a couple of X's, that is a generous gift of apology so you are comPletely ForGiven for the oversight.

rswestley

I'm sorry BB... I must confess I did not read all of the comments that were waiting for me when I returned from So Cal. You can imagine how many comments that were waiting for me after being gone for two weeks (4?... maybe 5 at the most). You deserve better. To make it up to you, I am going to send to you all of the letters I did not use yesterday. I think there was three "P"s, a couple of "Q"s, a "G" an "F" and a couple of "X"s. OH! ...and one semi-colon and two ampersands. I know it's not much, but I hope you can use them in your comments today.

Almost forgot... I could only use my left hand while writing my revised profile which explains why it is hard to understand. I ran out of ambidextrousity, but I will try to get a new bottle tomorrow. Sorry, but you know me..... always forgetful and ever confusing...

@nanab

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