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That might be a solution, Snooker. I read somewhere that while peeling an onion, it helps to breathe through your mouth.
Try chewing gum when you peel an onion.
You're kidding, right, Squish?Let me order a new one for you, Grandmalucy.No one should drink a salty beer :-)
No i am just crying in my beer.
I don't run from adversity, Starlord. I'm a real woman.
lolDoesn't it feel good to have a 'Nam veteran as a bodyguard??I think Squishy ran off now as fast as her feet can carry her.Are you waiting for any kind of royalties, Grandmalucy?
AND SO GOES THE NEW DRAMA SERIES "CRYING FOR MY ONIONS".....
Mike Locken: (to hostage) He happens to have a gun at your head.Hostage: You wouldn't shoot an 18 year old girl. Would you?George Hansen: (gleefully) You bet I would. You bet I would.The Killer Elite (1975)
Oh Pat - you wouldn't hurt a lady would you ;-))))
I'll protect you, Oh Lord of the Stars. I was a U.S. Army Ranger in 'Nam. An old Ranger can take an old ninja any day!Da Da Daaaaaaaaa...................it's on!
Be afraid - be very afraid. ;-) Don't you just love the internet?
Okay, maybe just a tiny little bit...
Oh? You should be Starlord.
are those the arthritic hands? I'm not scared anymore :-)))
I don't throw stars - I just use my hands...Da Da Daaaaaaaa
No, you never mentioned it... :-(I'll have to walk away backward now, with my eyes focused on your hands, or some star is being thrown at me
Did I tell you I was a trained ninja?
Trade secret that you just revealed? They're coming after you now, Squish. And they've got long and sharp knives :-)
Trade secret, Starlord...
lol Patsquire... so you didn't use a scuba device, which is an absolute must.That's new to me, Squish. So you think the tear-stuff is concentrated in one place?I think if that were true, everyone would know how to cut onions without weeping like a willow
The world is just a great big onion - so sang Marvin Gaye and Tammi Tyrrell ;-)) Apparently, the trick is not to cut through the bit at the bottom that holds it all together - that's where all the tear-inducing stuff is concentrated. You never see chefs cry when they cut onions on TV ...
I tried slicing one under water, but I couldn't hold my breath long enough.........
Yes I have heard that one star.Weeping before I get to the tap:-))))
That helps too but water is expencive :-))))
Here's a hanky, Bent... now dry them tears :-)Does it really, Sissel? I read you need to peel them under running water.
LOL again - I use my glasses while chopping - it helps :-)
Morning Star :-))My eyes are watering from here:-))