What kind of catapult does K-boy have? A trebuchet? Does he use it for punkin chunkin'? Or cow flinging? Or do you mean a slingshot? Those don't worry me. Much.
ps.... my gun doesn't have a safety. I use a revolver. A 9 shooter.
Heidi-clock-flopper since I moved to the great American southland over a decade ago, I've started to soak up the prevailing attitude down here that any game taken illegally out of season tastes a good deal better than game taken according to the rules. So whether it's duck season or not, keep your shotgun loaded, put the safety "on safe" and keep it handy for a quick shot any time K-Boy presents himself within range. (Safeties on guns are designed to be flipped "off safe" with ease when the quarry is in sight.) GOOD HUNTING!
As for you Roger, you dare show your face without a hint of shame? Piddle-poop to you!
P.S. Duty calls. I'll be donning full camouflage and body armor in a minute and sneaking out the back door on a mission of the highest importance. I will be attempting the most dangerous feat of all, infiltrating the "church" of Scientology on behalf of one of the major superpowers of the modern world, the Eli Lilly Pharmaceuticals Corporation. wish me luck!
Naw, Kaleidoboy, I wasn't REALLY trying to shoot you. Just scare you away from the path of evil you're starting to tread. You need to stay away from some of those mad Bugosis.... ie MasterHenry, Roger the Slimy, and anyone associated with that habitat of torture, The D.O.L.L.S. House.
Hellooo, my dear, dear, friends....... Do I detect a whiff of animosity in some quarters, regarding my adorable self?.......I suppose there is bound to be some jealousy from those who couldn't get into the store, to take advantage of our cut-throat......I mean, cut-price, opening offers......... Yes, Ms.Also has been lending me a helping hand (in numerous ways) in the back of the store, these past few days.......and nights........ And now I must attend to my duties.................POODLE-TIP!........
Mr Squiire it seems your hatred of all things Bugosi includes your own relatives who are also tainted with Bugosi blood. Is self hatred in there too because of this? Perhaps it's time to get help
Zombie Queen told me she saw Also and Roger also working late into the night in the stock room of the boutique cutting Mal-wart labels out of wimmins clothing and sewing Coco Cannoli labels in their place.
Grannies Against Slime NEVER launch unprovoked attacks...we stand for freedom and justice for all wimmen...including nuns...and do take a "green" stand, except when it is "green" slime by the name of Roger! Notice how quiet he's been lately...shouldn't a hot shot corporate, corpulent, executive be out front running his corporate, corpulent empire? Not Roger...he knows he's crossed over the line...he's hiding out! We expect dalliances from psquirt but from a member of the "ruling" family...he knows he's shamed the Bugosis and he daren't face the nuns with guns...and salt pellets. Sis Ineeda may be loyal but then she can only see half the story, right? The TEAM may think otherwise!
And 3 raps across the knuckles with my ruler. I have notice tensions are running a little high so I have ordered my nuns with guns to stand down. Mr. Bugosi we stand ever vigilant and swear our allegiance to the Bugosis always!
Now now, Mr.Squirtz........try and be polite - there is enough animosity here already with the insane limpy-watches wanting to shoot anyone named Bugosi and the grannies-against-slime launching their unprovoked attacks on uncle Roger and his emporium........ Anyway, the way things are going, you may well get stoned by Mr.Biscuit!............
Ah yes,,, Happiness is a pile of rocks, sort of,,,, so when I heard you say, "Lets get stoned!" I was all set, how was I to know that is not what you had in mind.
also Cookie you spent the night playing with large stones, seemed to be building a fortress of some sort. You were getting into the beck and dragging out more and more stones, like a kid in a sweet shop you wanted them all. We just left you to it in the end.
Ol' Roger has really gotten himself a reputation! As soon as anyone mentions slime, of any color, everyone here immediately thinks of Roger. There ARE other slimy Bugosis, you know. Roger is not the black sheep of the family. It's a family of black sheep. Slimy black sheep.
If you can't behave yourself, PeeSquirt, at least put away that camera!!!
Dear Cookie when those young ladies asked you if you wanted to eat some jelly and you got carried away with the stuff did they not mention it was made from Vodka and taddy? Naughty naughty little girls.
I only remember crawling around under the chairs looking for my mouth organ! But it's so strange, I seem to remember being on my back and looking upwards, not at the ground! You'd be surprised what some of our ladies wear. And amazed at what they don't wear, at least on Hallowe'en!
I really, really wish I could remember who was who, who was whom, whom was who, um, whom was whom? . . . . Grrrrrrrr, who was WITH and who was WITHOUT so to speak!
Oh what a party, where am I? Last thing I recall was talking to Karl about the fine stone work and then there was a load boom and some green slime and I awoke here plastered in the wall of the old mill :O
Great puzzle, thanks lela!! :))) (time, 1:02) I couldn't get to the party but did Express ship the platter I did up. Hope it arrived OK!! Hope the ''neighbors'' didn't complain about the noise. LOL :))))))
Oh sob!!! I missed the party. Mother Nature decided to pull a massive Hallowe'en prank on us and we got hit with a storm that knocked all our power out for many,many hours. They even had to cancel all of the Trick-or-Treating!
Well, well......Juneee, head-first in the shrubbery........Pee-Squirt playing his 'mouth-organ'........Tatty in jail with gawl-of-the-darn-also-as-well.......Sir Wainthorpe dancing the trot-fox and racing snails.......Master Henry with a head all covered in bumps.........What is the world coming to?........And sweetlittleoldgranny has yet to return home - Kaleidoboy had to hitch a ride back..........
Welcome "out" Tati-Jailbird kiddo! Nice to see you back among the freebirds here in Bugosiland. What you've missed here is not a lot compared to what you've been missing in real life. Glad you're with us again!
Is that a Bubbling Bucket of Bugosi Blood you have there, lelabug? Surely the Bugosis aren't red-blooded, and they're most certainly not blue-bloods! Green seems like it's your color, from drinking so copiously of the seepings of the tadpole.
I wonder what Gawldarn meant with that crack about, what was it, the skinflute? Oh, the mouth organ, that's right. Hmmmmmm, was that some kind of innuendo, y'think?
*** Can't solve right now, be back after golf+dinner!
Gawldarn and grannygoat, my time in prison was not so bad and had nothing with the protests. Well my lawyer said that was about... what is the word in English....ahm... frying pan, no, ...casserole, no... pot, yes, this is the word I'm looking for.
Hellooee, partygoers! Must say I thoroughly enjoyed the snail race at the cemetery.......and of course, the trot-fox with Ms.Darn........Must do it again!.........
Hello, am I missing. Oh my head. I really put too much effort into playing the drums on that horrid boys head, and see he is a little moaner as well. Great party though nothing like the great outdoors on halloween and the conga round the cemetery just finished it off nicely, one or two people I used to know joined in and there was a lot of moaning that seemed to come from underground. Too many gin and taddies by then to care who I woke up. Hope you all got home alright
Oh, Tati....how did you wind up in jail.....was it from the protest???....and did they treat you well??? Had I known, I would have sent you chocolates and cigarettes....always good to have on hand to bribe the guards...........
And, yes, GD and GD-A, this was a wonderful Halloween party.....junee's parties are legend.....Though, I must say, my spoons did take a beating....ha, ha...just a little play on word there (a very little play)..................
Oh my wasn't Halloween fabulous? Thanks so much Junee for hosting the party last night. Whether it be a back yard get together, a smoke filled cabaret or one of the finest opera houses of Europe, you sure know how to put on a show and the 'Salute To Polly Darton' was genius. SLOG on the washboard, grannygoatlady playing spoons. Junee using the back of MasterHenry's head for a snare drum bordered on insanity and of course Peesquirt playing the mouth organ as usual. All of those extra hours of practice are really paying off Pee!
I have been informed that all the residents of the D.O.L.L.S. were treated to a cup of Dr.Adonis' 'special brew' and, as far as is known (it's a bit difficult to tell), none of them are any the worse for it.....
Tatty-from-jail......I am glad to see you have been released - you are looking much better now.......Is "Mula Sem Cabeça" the headless horse?..........
After spending some time in prison, I'm back to this land of enchantment and ready to be creeped up by Bonga Bonga/Bugosiland inhabitants. I think Dr. Adonnis has discovered the hangover cure! Tadpole! (Brazilians don't celebrate Halloween, we're more up to Curupira, Boitata, Saci Perere, Cobra D'Agua e Mula Sem Cabeça)
And a few slugs of fig wine wouldn't hurt, either. (For those who have partaken of the Dr.'s brew.) And for the good Dr. himself, I have some rare vintage extract of oleander.
I believe the doctor is actually curing himself here.......it's like a vapour-bath sort of thing, to bring out his cold and unselfishly share it in his brew.......... BOO..............kish!..........
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