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Count Bernardo claims to be a direct descendant of 'Mad' Mathilda Bugosi, who was renowned for her gift of reviving dead fish, simply by placing them on the head of her pet dog, 'Hookie'......
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The count was born and brought up in the famous D.O.L.L.S. House, and has proved an extremely accomplished assistant to Dr. Adonis B. Bugosi, publishing many books of his own authorship, including 'The Art Of Embalming' which he proudly displays here......
Bernardo, though a virtual recluse, is extremely popular in Lower-Upper Bonga, and whenever he is spotted in the local grocery shoppe, there is a unanimous cry of "There goes that Bugosi Count!".......or words to that effect.......
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Elfie

Have some more popcorn Jignut.... butter and salt if you feel like it.... perhaps Lela spends a bottle for us.....

juneshone

Hi Squiresy, later.........

patsquire

Holy Mackerel! I just got a call from the C.I......er, I mean, from some old friends! Don't worry, but I may be pretty d*mn busy for the next few days TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS!!! Gotta run right now! See y'all later, one way or another (if you get my meaning)!

patsquire

Don't worry about it Cookster, the biggest, baddest, granddaddy conspiracy of them all is this: the Government knows who all our real fathers are!

jignut

I am "counting" the days when there will be a new puzzle............................

JM_Cookie

Sounds like it's time to get out the "Who's the dad" DNA home test kit.

lelabugosi

All I know is that she was homeless and penniless when taken under the wing of the caring doctor Adonis Beelzebub Bugosi Sr.Jr.Sr. (father of the esteemed doctor Adonis B. Bugosi)......

juneshone

was she a countless?

Sir_Wainthorpe_Bugosi

I remember his mother......she was stark raving mad! Bonkers! A complete lunatic! One sandwich short of a picnic!

lelabugosi

His mother was.....erm.....receiving treatment there, when she gave birth.....

juneshone

why was this no account count born in the Dolls House?

patsquire

Ohhhhh, yes I'm the great pretender,
Pretending that I'm doing well,
My need is such I pretend too much,
I'm lonely but no one can tell.............
The Platters (1956)

P. S. I've tried to count the counts, but they're uncountable, i.e., unaccounted for!

TheLittleBlueHat

I'm a bit blue, sir.

CountBernardo

And I must ask....."Why the long face?"

TheLittleBlueHat

At the risk of being counterproductive, I must say he looks rather arrogant and full of himself.

ThomasCat

When I need some merriment in my life I just look at those scrawny legs and I laugh so hard I fall off my chair....thanks counterfeit Count for being a laugh a minute.....

CountBernardo

HMPH!

brightspark

then there must be 2!!!

lelabugosi

twinkleshine.....the Great Pretender here would really be Mr.Pat Squirt......he has had years of practice.....

brightspark

is anyone that we know of here ............ the great pretender????

Elfie

Come sit with me jignut and have some popcorn...

jignut

"Count" me outta this!

CountBernardo

Mr.Codfish......I shall gladly sign your picture......
Busybody-cat......HMPH!
twinkleshine......Meddy Frercury was admired by many.....just like me.....

patsquire

A counterfeit count? Oh no! Does anybody know where I can get discount over-the-counter counseling! If you do, count me in. (Nice one Tom-minus.)

gemstone

Oh, no...he has the picture, too...poor fish!

ThomasCat

Mr.Codfish....you are sharp as a tack.....you definitely got the picture.....!!

COden

So, you are saying, he is a no-account.

ThomasCat

I was just in conversation with descendants of Mad Mathilda and they say.....this Count is a counterfeit and totally doesn't count.....and on every account he should be held accountable for sullying Mathilda's countertop when he placed a picture of his countenance on it......the local countess said he counted for nothing.....so there you have it!!.......

brightspark

we will, we will Rock You!!!

juneshone

it's a kind of magic............

brightspark

i want to break free ............... hi june xxxx

juneshone

me too Sparkie, except about the leg area

brightspark

funny - he reminds me so much of the late great freddy mercury xx anyone agree???????????

lelabugosi

Jick Magger told me a similar story. involving Farrianne Maithfull............just sayin'........

jignut

EWWWWWW!!!! Thanks Pat. With that vision in my head I will never be able eat another Hershey bar!

patsquire

Church_Lady introduced me to creative chocolate usage. I was surprised how fast she could melt a Hershey bar!

Elfie

Thanks Juneeee - I'll pop over ....

juneshone

Hanne, karli has put up a large puzzle today you might like

lelabugosi

Oh nooooooooo!..........

Oldfart

Did someone say chocolates? I have chocolates.

gemstone

True...but then, juneeeee is a friend. ;DDD

COden

With this stuff, its never me, its always my friend wants to know.

Elfie

Lela.... psttt - I've got some popcorn, let's sit down and ........ have a good time.....

juneshone

It's my friend who wants to know she has a thing about those chocolate fountains, yer know? She also has a 'thing' about feet...........

patsquire

C H O C O L A T E GALORE, Junneee! Enough chocolate to indulge your SWEETEST fantasies or, if you prefer, fetishes!

Lela, I think you'd better keep out of this for a little while, eh?

juneshone

do you have any involving chocolate?

lelabugosi

Oh dear....oh dear.....I see the conversation has descended to the level we are for some reason accustomed to dwell in......tsk, tsk......

patsquire

You mean bring them to your house for you? Come to think of it, I HAVE heard of catered affairs. Maybe if you call it catering it's not against the law!

juneshone

does it cater for all fetishes?

patsquire

I'll have you know the Fetty Bord Clinic is NOT in Florida, and it does WONDERFUL THINGS for many of the people who need its services. I'm not speaking from personal experience, of course. No sir, of course not! I mean it! Never! That's just what I've HEARD.

Speaking of form-fitting britches, I heard there was once a Frenchman who was multiply endowed with, er, five, um well, shall we say perhaps, um, male appendages? The point being, it was said that his pants fit him like a glove!

ThomasCat

Such puny legs.....he seems to be nothing but skin and bones....I really like my men with more meat on them....I think once he takes off all his paraphernalia.......well......I don't want to say anything more......

Elfie

It looks as if I don't understand Shakespeare in English - Juneee are you sure that it IS Shakespeare????

lelabugosi

Yes, Juneee-just now-Remove......That's the first thing that came to my mind, also, as well, too.....

lelabugosi

I think it must have something to do with relativity.......

juneshone

juneshone
juneshone just now Remove

He reminds me a a verse from Shakespeare:-

The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.

gemstone

No...just wondering...in both instances you have one article of clothing...but one is singular and one is plural...or are there two people in the one that is plural...and one person in the one that is singular...although the phrase "get into your pants" probably is more likely to refer to the panty hose...that is singular...just wondering...

juneshone

one leg of a trouser is a pant so is the other one

lelabugosi

Is it a riddle, precious-pebble? If so, enlighten me.....

gemstone

Why is there an "s" on pant but not on panty hose?

lelabugosi

I think the pants were tight.....or the tights were pants......

jignut

Such an awkward pose. Perhaps he is passing some gas?

Coden : I think the same !!!

COden

I can't imagine even a bug would want to land on that guy!

Elfie

There you seeeeee........

lelabugosi

The only bug here is in BUGosi........

Elfie

But that's why he can't have a bug on his nose.....

lelabugosi

Mr.Squirt......As your mysterious 4-day absence can only be explained by an enforced sojourn in a mind-cleansing clinic, somewhere in Florida, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that IT DIDN'T WORK!.....I therefore recommend an invigorating swim in a crocodile park, as an infallible cure for your PARANOID DELUSIONS!

curtain-pooper......'tis the aristocratic Bugosi Blackhead - an inherited mark of distinction among our peerage......

Elfie

Take it wicca - take it....

wicca

....the bug that is.

wicca

Is that a bug on the end of his nose? I would be happy to peck it off for him.

patsquire

Oh horrors! I've just noticed the framed photo in the upper right corner! I remember vaguely lelabug trying to pass it off a couple of years ago as somebody else, a long-forgotten cousin or something.

It is in fact a picture of "Dr." A.B.Bugosi, the cross-dressing freak who is not a REAL doctor at all, while he was taunting an innocent doggy with a pork chop in The D.O.L.L.S. House! And it reveals in its upper corners TWO OF THE HELPLESS SLAVE-GIRLS of The D.O.L.L.S. House being TORTURED IN HELL-FIRE!!!

The horror! The horror!

Does anyone need any FURTHER PROOF of the nefarious goings-on in that hellacious Hell-hole lelabug so proudly calls The D.O.L.L.S. House? ANYONE AT ALL?????

patsquire

Well said, Junneee.

Yes, lela, of course. Only someone as self-centered and egotistical as you would PRETEND not to have noticed my absence. Humph!

juneshone

poodle poo to you too Roger

lelabugosi

You were away?.....Oh, I hadn't noticed at all.......hee-hee.............

patsquire

I am returned! No, I did return! No, um, I returned! Um, AHA! I HAVE RETURNED!

I have been COMPLETELY off line, computer UNPLUGGED and disconnected for 4 DAYS!

Brand new operating system installed, everything CHANGED and SCREWED UP, but at least I HAVE RETURNED and I suppose I'll be getting used to this newness eventually.........

So, who's this clown? Some kind of overdressed, brocaded, bespangled, manicured, limp-wristed fey Euro-Mongolian poseur and pretender to a nonexistent duchy of some sort? Or if not duchy, then accountancy? (Heh-heh, get it....acCOUNTancy?)

I swear, it's like the song says, "You may leave here for 4 days in space, but when you return it's the same old place."

Elfie

Why gemmie?? why don't you like him?? - just talk nicely to him, then he won't say anything.... it's very easy really......

rogerbugosi

Oh, I see....you're implementing your cunning plan......well, must be off.....Poodle-tip!

rogerbugosi

You called, precious-little-pebble?.........

gemstone

Okay everybody...the solution is just to ignore Countless...look past him...look through him...wonder if that would work on Roger, too???

lelabugosi

He talks more when he feels offended!

Elfie

But dear Count - you talk!! - shouldn't you be careful???? .....

Sir_Wainthorpe_Bugosi

Helloo ladiees!
I would just like to say that the Count embalmed Daphne, my favourite snail, and she now stands proudly on my mantelpiece, looking as lively as ever!

gemstone

Well, Countless...that is certainly the pot calling the kettle!

CountBernardo

Madame-with-the-half-beard......You have perfect features for embalming.....or has it been done already?

juneshone

the thighs have it!

Surreal_Heidi

I have to admit that this ''thing'' has got to be the creepiest of all the Bugosi freaks.... and that even includes slimy Roger! I would hate to meet up with him in a dark alley. Or anywhere, for that matter!

lelabugosi

hideaway-in-Colorado....yes, the Bugosi charisma can be quite dazzling to the eyes.....
precious-pebble.....Yes, it is Mickey Mouse (correct spelling - you are very clever)......
Hanne-with-pipe......I think the ears show I know what I'm doing......

Elfie

But those ears, Lela, those ears......

gemstone

I couldn't "blow up" his image enough...now there's a thought...to see his badge. Is it Mickey Mouse? (Notice how I remembered to reverse the initial letters in each name.)

COden

It hurts just to look at this guy!

lelabugosi

I have to dress slightly differently, to look the part of charismatic, reliable and trustworthy world-leader......that is why I now wear the kaleidoscopic bow-tie......

Elfie

Ohhhhh - I see....... so - Lela, do you look like that when you step up as the Great Leader???? - or are you dressed unnormally then?????

CountBernardo

Le têtard...........

lelabugosi

Oh yes.....he likes to look perfectly normal......

Elfie

Does he always go dressed like that???

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