The News Spreads.....

Ohhh Mat, how disgusting!!!! - did you see any snowmen walking around??

Dogdaze you ARE a good and very clever dog...!!

More snow is missing and now there are garden fossils all strewn about..
Who is behind these despicable deceitful dubious deeds?

What about red and black striped marbles...has Dogdaze found any of those?

P.S. If Slimy Roger goes missing, please do NOT look for him!

Hanne-with-pipe.......Dogdaze has found one of my missing slippers, at the bottom of the garden......
Spricey-white-doggie-thingy.......I am glad to hear you trust in my balanced judgement.......Rest assured, this matter will reach a conclusion, when it finishes......in the end......

Just tuned in for my daily dose of the Nutters News. Alas I do not know if I should weep or laugh at the situation? But Lela your reassuring message to the world has soothed my soul for now... dare I say - we trust in you????

Very interesting really - all of it....Dogdaze, good old friend, do you find anything?

Robbie do you find normal so boring it drives you to bed. Hope you had a good sleep

Ah, the snow mystery is snow more.....glad that's cleared up.....so to speak......
And the rotund one goes to bed.....so as not to speak........hmmmmmmm.........

Still sounds normal here, I'm going to bed............goodnight all!

The dastardly villians dumped the snow in my driveway JM.
Please feel free to come and get it anytime you like. I have plenty...if you need more.

I must admit - I wondered about SILKEBORG!! Honestly, patsquire - how on earth did you choose SILKEBORG?? There is a very nice hotel with lots of gourmet food, and the most beautiful bog find, the Tollundman but people there ..... not exactly your style I would say......ratata-not very much-ta

....with the stripes.......

.....the red and black ones.......

UncleHB that d*mn duck is not missing, it's part of a, well how should I say it, er, a compost, er a, um, it's well on its way through the recycle cycle to becoming fresh grass which some other duck will nibble to grow attractive enough (i.e. meaty enough) to draw my attention in a year or two, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Hanne, poor upset sweetie Hanne, you don't really believe I ate your mermaid with a gang of thugs and hooligans from Silkeborg, do you? Those Silkeborg sissies aren't nearly tough enough to hang with me and my boys from Chicago! RAT-A-TAT-TAT!

Now bikes, pipes, marbles and mangy mutts, that's a different story. Caveat emptor! Every man (and blonde) for himself (herself)! I figure if it's LOOSE then somebody LOST IT and it's always FINDERS KEEPERS around me! As an early 20th century American railroad baron said, "When I make a deal I take anything that is not nailed down, and anything I can pry loose is not nailed down."

I've lost my marbles................

Hellooo there, precious-little-pebble!.............Have you missed me??

WOOF!...........................sniff................sniff.....................I smell a hungry Rebmudean...................a collector, indeed.............................

If all this stuff is missing...WHY, I ask, are ROGER and our UGLY Olympic flame still hanging about??? Shows you how worthless they both are!!! And just where IS that poor quacker...crying his little eyes out for UncleHB? So sad. Who is this creep anyway? Bubba, I think it's time for the cannon on wheels and the pirate sabres to be taken out of mothballs! Dogdaze...get your sniffer tuned up!

Happy meal, Robbie - I had enough when I read about those oooold rotten steaks patsquire had.... oh the toilet pleaseeeeeeeeeee......

Yes, Bubba......you must be starving!.........(hee-hee!)...........

My duck also vanished...............

Sounds normal here so I'll get some supper............

We Californians are a tenacious lot, GGL. Well, most of us. OK, a few of us. We plan to install a zipper along the San Andreas Fault so that we can zip ourselves back together when it's the Fault's fault that our connection becomes faulty.

And I read in the news only yesterday that Louisiana is losing it's coastline at a rapid pace.....here I had always thought it would be California that would fall off in the ocean....

Sort-of-surreal................my ears fold neatly (and elegantly, of course) in place when I sleep.......
So, now the snow is disappearing also, as well, too........as well as the UK coastline, too, also........
And Mr.Squirt is dining on mermaid steaks.......which could be a red herring....or a little mermaid.......
Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble................

Is that like Hankie Pankie?

and before all of this hundreds of miles of the British Coast disappeared. We warned them that it was just the thin end of the wedge, but did they listen? Do they ever? too busy getting bent out of shape doing U bends. Wake up World, spread the word, as in the beginning was the Word, What was before? chaos, what will be after? chaos.............Woe woe and thrice woe, which reminds me I used to love Hankie Froward

Well I guess things are bad all over. Just this morning I noticed much of my snow is disappearing.
Some low life scoundrel is carting it away as I sleep, little by little every day so as not to alarm me..
Yet I am Alarmed!!

OK, the boys in Chicago say, and I quote word for word, I swear, "Om crypto begguine tormo, fero gypsim fero yetterdum." Sorry, I think they were drunk. That's all I could get out of them, and then they started getting rowdy and arguing about whose turn is it to make the bubble and squeak.

So I hung up and retired to my swanky parlor where I did the very thing that's apparently becoming all the rage in Bugosiland, I meditated to calm my frazzled nerves. Ommmmmm, mani padme ommmmmmm.

Today I feel refreshed and care-free (I don't care as long as I'm free). So I say PIFF-TOSH to Big Ben, and PIFF-TOSH to the Eiffel Tower, and YUM-YUM to those delicious mermaid steaks I shared with the boys from Silkeborg in the pre-dawn hours! HIC! BURP!

HOW do you fit in that tiny bed with those HUGE ears, lela???

I know you are behind these disappearances, lela, whether they be illusion or atrocity. You're not fooling me with your charm and smarm. I have my suspicions that ol' Roger the Dodger is involved as well. I bet he'll be trying to sell ''artifacts'' of those landmarks in his emporium soon.

Tom-minus........Actually, this is my private 'tadpole' bedroom - I use it when Mrs.Bugosi will not let me enter the main bedroom, i.e. ipso facto, in reality, when I smell of tadpoles........
Mr.Squirt....Calm down now, things can't be so bad........
......or can they?!!.............The little mermaid is no more!.........
thousands-of-cakes......I think Bradley had better just guard your part of the world for now.........
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................

Villainy of villainies....Miscreant of miscreants....Malefactor of malefactors....Is nothing sacred.....
T_Cat, I think I shall join you in your calming meditation.......

Bradley is ready to stand guard if called to duty!! This thievery has to be stopped and the person(s) responsible should be tossed in jail and the key to the cell tossed in the Thames!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

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My mind can't come to grips with the CHAOS that we are experiencing.....so I will calm down with some serene thoughts....picture No. 1 has my total attention....the little balls on the edge of lela's crocheted blanket...precious, precious, precious.....and his little china chamber pot that is smaller than his book....so delicate....the tiny bed where Mrs.B. must sleep with her knees pulled up to her chin...who knew our intrepid mailman spent the night in these dainty surroundings???

I wonder if your reassuring broadcast reassured the broadcastees or just ADDED TO THE CONFUSION! Big Bens, Little Mermaids, Eiffel Towers disappearing willy-nilly! WHAT'S NEXT, WHAT HAVEN'T WE EVEN HEARD ABOUT YET? I think the words hubbub, furor and frenzy are in our immediate future! And consternation, panic and terror cannot be far behind. Hmmmmm, Madame Bovary Bugosi inhales but does not exhale. I met a lady like that once in Amsterdam. The other thing she inhaled was money. But, ahem, back to the mysterious mystery mystifying the world and its surroundings!

DO SOMETHING LELA!!! . . . . . . . . DOOOO . . . . . . . . . SOMETHING!!!

Wait a minute! Slap! Slap! Get hold of yourself Squire! Don't join the general panic! Think! How can you help? What can you do? AHA! I know, I'll call the boys in Chicago! They usually know what's going on (underhanded) in the world! Yeah, that's it! Call the boys in Chicago! I'll get back to you. Gee, I hope they're not out on a caper, a job, a bit o' larceny right now!

I certainly hope whomever is stealing the monuments will consider taking our ugly Olympic Flame and NEVER returning it...who needs gigantic cigar tubes blotting the landscape?

NO indeed, they are NOT!!..... I'll follow what happens in Copenhagen closely.....

It must be the work of the same dastardly villain who is behind the recent disappearances......OUR MONUMENTS ARE NOT SAFE!

Ohhhh noooo, look what happened to The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen....Lela, do YOU know anyth....

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Very interesting questioning-questions, precious-pebble......Madame BB inhales, but does not exhale (It's something to do with DNA and forensics, as she is a very secret agent)........That is Madame Olivia D'Oyl - his personal "secretary"..........

Questioning question: If Madame BB is smoking inside a "bubble" how come there's no smoke in it???

Another questioning question: Who is that on the President's lap? It's probably a good thing Hippolytus hung up as I hear about the only phrases the French President speaks usually begin with "Voulez-vous...?"

Hanne-with-pipe......I have absolutely no idea myself............
old-furniture-chomper-not-chomping........Does that mean you get to rig the votes?.........Hippolytus had to answer the phone, as Master Henry was attending charm school..........
Plumpy.......tsk, tsk.............

The plot sickens. . . .

Tom-minus.......My right slipper had been chewed up by the dog......Hippolytus thought it was a jealous husband calling.........
Mr.Christmas-Carroll.......And that photo's nothing to do with me!....Proof indeed!!

I missed the last several days....Texas primary state and federal.....I'm the election judge for our precinct....and the voting for our precinct is held in our barn (how rural is that?)......

And I must say, I'm sorely disappointed....I felt sure after all this time, that the Big Ben (and I did not spoonerize it on purpose) mystery would be a mystery no more....but now I find several more have been added.....And lela, what were you thinking letting Hippolytus answer the phone....You know he does much better with body language..........

Oh Mild Moses! What's going on......

Yes, it's normally only Mrs.Bugosi who awakens me so urgently!..........Breakfast was over and done with in half an hour!..........

So much has already gone wrong!....if you had taken the call on your right slipper secret phone the messages would not have been in code....and of course, Hippolytus's red phone does not accept calls from France....what a dreadful mishmash....and on top of all that....there will obviously be no mail deliver today!!!!....

"Land sakes alive" as my granny used to say, this situation gets graver by the minute.........or by the puzzle!!.......So sorry you were rudely awakened!.......your heart must be beating a rapid beat!!