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Archeologists have found a 2,000-year-old homeless kitty carved into a hillside in southern Peru, the country's Ministry of Gravel Landscaping announced last week. The discovery was made during yard work being done in mpp's backyard. The feline figure was barely visible and was disappearing under a mountain of used kitty litter and a plethora of empty aerosol cans of air freshener and because of its location in the backyard of the mysterious 'cat lady', the Ministry of Disgusting Odors said Thursday. After cleaning and conservation work, archeologists found a series of well-defined kitty turds varying between 1 and 2 inches in length. Based on its stylistic features, the figure dates to the late Whosgonnacleanupthiscatshit period, around 100 B.C. to 200 B.C.
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Bubble

That must have been very arrowing PW ...Hippo your keyboard is acting up again (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

hippo

That's an ice story on a hot day PW... With an eat ending, which we ponies always favour...

ParsonWayne

I had an arrow escape once when someone shot at me with a bow and missed, Bub.

Juba1010

I can multitask. Thanks!

Bubble

Thats too bad Juba, Alberta is the first place we visited 38 years ago and visited all the dinosaur areas, long before they built the museums.
Drove to Calgary 7 years ago and drove back to Victoria just as the floods were hitting Calgary. Had a narrow escape.

I hope you won't mind washing up, only 3 of us but the sink is full ! (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

Juba1010

There’s some in Alberta. I only know because the one that lived in White Rock did a huge family tree research and wrote a book. That’s how I met her. Sadly she’s gone over the rainbow bridge and I miss her. The rest I’ve never met.
......lasagna at midnight might be great sink eating. :-)

Bubble

I have a toasted baguette of rye bread - you'd better hurry up though because H and I have already had seconds, theres a lot left, unless we do sink eating. Whats wrong with using a tray or plate, must be messy eaters in your area. (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

BTW where are your cousins living, I could pay them a visit or not depending on your recommendation ?

Juba1010

I’ll be there Bub. I actually have a bunch of Canadian cousins that I’ve never met. Sink eating is when you lean over the sink and stuff food in your face. Commonly done on a midnight raid to the fridge. Should I bring the garlic bread?

Bubble

Just look on my as your northern cousin from out in the sticks - still don't know what you mean?
Am just about to take a massive lasagna out of the oven for lunch. Enough for 10
Shall I include you in or include you out as the movie producer said ? (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

Juba1010

That’s when you lean over......
....saves on dishes and shirt stains.

Bubble

FLUFFY -v- GREEN SLIME ............. place your bets now.

Sink eating Juba, thats a new category even for you, must have teeth of steel. (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

Juba1010

Don’t need to imagine. Mighty furballs roll out from under my couch regularly. Sam has a superpower.

...mine is sink eating.

Max_Tooney

Just imagine the furball...

Bubble

'Ere juba better not call Fluffy stinking (although he could be ew! ) he has a huge litter box, the whole hillside and has been known to throw stink balls for miles around.

Watch out ................... duck ................ too late. (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

Max_Tooney

'Cats of Anarchy' perhaps...

Max_Tooney

Didn't even know he was a Biker...

Juba1010

Wow. He DOES have a mighty club. Don’t need no stinking fluffy.

Bubble

The cat belongs to the English Cerne Abbas Giant, who's been looking for Fluffy low these last 300 years or so. A reward for Fluffy's return.
Do not approach Cerne Abbas as he will smite you with his mighty club.

No-one has apprehended mpp yet because she's hiding out in our garden, lots of Spam casseroles, charades, sci fi movies - 7th Heaven (̑̑•̺̑̑•̑̑)

Juba1010

Good luck with that TIM. I’ve read the Pirates Union has a corner on the market.

rswestley

You're right Juba, I'm way behind on my payments so they have repossessed my "R" so now I am only a "eal". I hope next month is a better month so I can get caught up on my payments and be "real" again

@Juba1010

Watchman

I must be more invisible than I thought. Glad I toss down flour on the floor to see the footprints of when @rswestley appears leaving a puzzle. ;-))

Watchman

One of those New York City Rats.

Max_Tooney

As big as a Greyhound bus, methinks.

Watchman

How big is the rat which it hunts for?

Max_Tooney

'The Invisible Man' was an awesome movie. Highly recommended.

firstdawn

LOL mpp! BTW has anybody watched the invisible man movie? It's really good.

Juba1010

The photo is real. TIM rarely is.

robf

Is it April 1 on Neptune?

manicpuzzler

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Is this FUR real?

Kyrin

Bahahaaa!

Maybe it's been an alien cat sayin' "I was here!"

nanab

As I read the narrative below I was transported to the set of the television series Columbo, well done TIM.
As for the above, I'll have to read that at least a dozen more times before commenting.

ParsonWayne

This should be in a cat-alogue of evidence concerning aliens.

I am ROTFLMAO. You are a trip and always make my day. Did you ever work for CIA or MI5? I think they could use you. :)) Stay safe man.-------10-20-20

SPaceDinVADerOne

she lives!!! :o)

hippo

secret? Was it secret it was a secret? Oops...

morepiecesplz

Apparently I wasn't talking to myself, just chatting up the dead body I so carelessly left in TIM's path...

Did you mean to tag your secret crush Mischka? Mischa95 is a different lady... equally welcome, but different.

Max_Tooney

Someone better alert Erich von Däniken. If space aliens were involved, this type of tale is right up his alley.

firstdawn

I wonder why Ms mpp wasn't taken away to the looney bin? What did her neighbors think she was doing, talking to herself on the front porch?

rswestley

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rswestley

My evil twin must have written this comment. I, being #1, am smarter than my personality #2, and #1 knows how to spell morepiecesplz. Obviously my D.A. #2 is not familiar with her Majesty, the all knowing rescuer of leaky kitties. mpp, I have nothing to offer but my sincerest apologies... and a half eaten dingo I had imported from Australia. Please forgive the ignorance of my #2... I will have #2 removed and executed during my next lobotomy. If you should need me, I will be on 'the rack' getting stretched

@morepiecesplz

PutterDutt

Witty comments, TIM. I just saw a story about this 'find' today on the news.

Juba1010

Not sure who you tagged TIM, but they haven’t been seen since 2016. So yea.....

I have two kittens who love me so I am not afraid :)

rswestley

Detective TIM: Evening Ma'am, mind if I ask you some questions?
mpp - As long as you keep your overcoat buttoned and don't flash me, you can ask whatever you want
Detective TIM - Where were you on the night of October 19, 400 BC?
mpp - I was here, doing the usual... pissing off TPTB on Jigidi.
Detective TIM - Was there anyone here with you?
mpp - No, just me and the kitty that pees on my leg
Detective TIM - Are you sure you were alone? Noone was hiding in your closet? Noone taking washing themselves in the kitchen sink? Noone running around naked in your backyard?
mpp - No... completely alone. Check my security cameras. Noone was here except me and a leaky kitty.
Detective TIM - Are you sure you were alone?
mpp- YES!
Detective TIM - No milkman? No Amazon delivery driver? No plumber checking your pipes? No 'pool boy' hiding in the bushes?
mpp - NO!! I WAS COMPLETELY ALONE!!!!
Detective TIM - Was there anyone here that can verify you were alone?
mpp - (thinking TIM is a frickin' idiot)
Detective TIM - How about that pervert across the street with the binoculars? Or how about that stray cat that comes to your doorstep every day at 3:25 pm meowing for a dead rat?
mpp - I have no dead rats. The Health Department made me cook all of them on Monday
Detective TIM - OK Ms. mpp, I think that is all of the questions I have for you tonight.... and don't leave town. If you decide to go to Peru with several cans of spray paint to paint a duck on the side of a mountain, contact Inspector Clouseau before leaving town. (Turns to leave and trips over a dead body) Ma'am, and get this mess cleaned up before Parks and Rec's issues you a citation for littering...
@Mpp

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