Pee-Squirt Chased By Wimmen.........

Thanks david...and keep those creepers happy........

Yes, GGL patience is very necessary. Good luck!

Thanks, junee...I will most definitely

By for now GGlady, have a good visit hope your daughter in law will soon be feeling lots better than she did before the operation. Hanne had that and there's no holding her now but she tried to do too much too soon and had to have another operation, you might mention this from me with a hug

And I have to say goodbye for a week....I'm off to help my daughter-in-law who just had hip surgery.....

Well, of course it sells papers.........everyone needs SOMETHING to wrap their coffee grounds in....

when we have finished our version of your foray abroad it will big up your respect in BongaBonga. The Hero's Return, running for his life from adoring wimmin who all want a piece of him. that's what sells papers

No respect, no respect. I get no respect around here. Hippolytus instigates practically a riot and BLAMES IT FALSELY on me, and now lelabug calls me Mr. Bum-pincher. Churchy tarts herself up like a floozie and throws herself at me. Sheeeesh! I'm tellin' ya, no respect!

Why thank you zebedee sweety. My makeover by Mr. Charles is really working for me. Like Haris Pilton always says....."I'm so hot".

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!.................

Stop and see me on your way home Patty Cakes. I've missed you!

We await you return with eager anticipation, Mr.Bum-pincher...........

Hee-hee! Good morning and goodnight, goofball.

Alas poor Paddy, born to be miscontrued. Just an all round nice guy really, very round actually. As round as a limbed beachball. Ride on brave knight, we salute you, pop into the office and we will put a heroic spin on your travels.

Pant! Pant! Pant! Wheeew . . . . . . . I'm tellin' ya. First it's a mad dash on the fairybike just to get out of town. Now SLOGranny is "guiding" me through the trackless wastelands (my own bike tracks having been scoured from the sands by the relentless winds) BUT SHE'S FLYING ALONG IN HER CHAIRYCOPTER completely at ease and setting a terrific, blistering pace for a guy who's pedaling a little girl's bike through sand. So. Pant! Pant! Pant! Wheeew . . . . . . . I'm tellin' ya.

No Juneee . . .wrong! It has nothing to do with any remuneration! Nothing! I never, ever charge for my services, as I've said many, many, MANY times before! Try to catch on, would you!?! Even my number 1-800-555-getlucky is a free call. That's 1-800-555-getlucky..............(I do accept tips, of course!)

Apparently Hippolytus pinched one of these ladies on the bottom, as if he was in Italy or something, and when she screamed and whirled around THE LITTLE B*ST*RD TURNED AND POINTED AT ME!!!!!

Gotta go! Pant! Pant! Pant! Wheeew . . . . . . . I'm tellin' ya.

I am somewhat surprised that the Wimmen scared Mr P Squire so easily ...
I mean after all his proclamations of his proclivity with Wimmen...
I would have thought he could have ...ummmm..."charmed" them with his wares ...so to speak.
I think Junee has the right answer ;^)

No, Tom-minus, not lately in the last couple of minutes............He may be looking for Hippolytus, in order to squeeze some more water out of him, during his trek back through the desert.......

These wimmin know a thing or three...they've seen guys like this before....although never on a pink bike....they're all talk and no action.....how he got this fur or far into Further-Farther Bonga will furever or farever be a mystery......it will be a miracle if he gets out alive....has anyone heard from PeeSquirt lately in the last couple of minutes?

We came from all over the world... without bonga pasports .

Oh, I didn't know you lived in Further-Farther-Bonga!.........Well - what a small world!............

Did you see me ? On top of the W from woman ! It was very fantastic .Only that stupid bike riding subjekt....we just roll over !

I think it must be something he said.........
Hippolytus is getting on like a house on fire with the inhabitants - maybe it's just down to charm.......

Nippon-shoku tottemu yooi desu, neeeeee?

It's tooo bad those wimmen didn't get their spelling correct on their banner there. Still, they seem to have had some success.

Maybe sweetlittleoldgranny can get Pataquada (tr. mishmash) to Vas Legas in the desert and he can try gambling or a round with aunt Adonisette - Lucky in cards unlucky in love.

I'm sure psquirt cares 'somehow' ..... he didn't get lucky, that's how he cares!!! Thanks again Lela! :))))
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they probably wouldn't pay him

I think Mr.Le-Squirt might care, somehow.......

How sad. That nimble-ish bike riding Lothario is running from wimmen instead of trying his much fabled charms on them? Can he ever show his hirsute face around here again? Will anyone ever call his infamous ''Get-lucky'' number? Does anyone care?

Too late, hee-hee!........

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