Miss Maisie and Belle were totally taken aback by the bare a***d effrontery of Big Jake, the trimmed out Standard Poodle. " Well ai neevuh, did y'all see that?? He hays no paynts on! Hide the chillun's eyes!"
Darling, for the last time. I AM a poodle. I'm just the smooth haired, pointy eared variety. It's a rare variety first bred in the Outer Hebrides. So glad the kids look like you, you gorgeous b_____.
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