|Joined:||21. May 2011|
|Last seen:||7. Dec 2013|
|Puzzles solved:||6424 puzzles (6.9 daily)|
|Pieces joined:||234567 pieces (252 daily)|
I am a retired international arms dealer. This photo was taken of me in Portland, Oregon, where my ex-wife, Octomom, used to live with our eight naughty little elves. After spending 30 days in the lockup, they escorted me back to Alabamie, along with my well-earned divorce decree.