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pantsonfire

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Joined:29. Dec 2012
Last seen:19. Mar 2014
Puzzles solved:646 puzzles (1.5 daily)
Pieces joined:53281 pieces (119.7 daily)
I'm sorry I really can't tell you anything. I really am in the witness protection program proudly serving since 1993. Before that I worked in the N.S.A. as a security annalist in Bethesda, Ma.. I was born and reared in Taiwan where I excelled at the sport of ice hockey. After a career ending injury I enlisted in the French Foreign Legion which took me to many places in India and Pakistan. While serving in Pakistan I met my first wife Julie who gave me three beautiful children. Megan, Michael and Shaniqua. After two years of marriage we were separated partially due to me being expelled for drug trafficking. Hey, nobody's perfec right? I made my way to Turkey where I ran a Starbucks Coffee house and massage parlor where I met my second wife Lo Min.
Oh my gosh I've probably already said too much. My wife Barb is always saying Harold shut the #**# up.

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