My First Flight.....

I don't think they eat them - they are tooooooo slimy... like Roger....

Goliath frogs!

Are they bigger than frogs? Hee hee, a beard that croaks, that's cool.

Desmondina - do you know how BIG they are??? .....

I would just like to say that I am not prepared to suffer free range chickens scuttling around in my beard......I'd rather have the snails......

Then how about some VERY LARGE frogs?

They don't eat them gemmie....

Chickens? Just to keep her beard clean?

You need some free range chickens!

I never kill house snails... just the Iberian slugs.... one summer I cut more than 20.000 in 3 months, then there are too many....

There was a slimy snail called Ess who despised his shell so much he traded it in for a small car.
Now when we see him we cry out, "Look at the Ess car go".

can't bear to get that close

I step on them or cut them in two.......

while they are sliming their way along the ground

It is an epic struggle, but the fate of all humanity may depend on it, or not, maybe. Go see for yourselves and PITCH IN!

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Before or after you cook 'em?

I put salt on 'em

Anyway, this morning I have been extremely busy, solving a problem of pressing concern TO THE WHOLE WORLD!......
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Ooooohhhh! I can't wait! Yes I can. No I can't, or maybe I can, or not............

I might post something sweet (sort of) for Easter, tonight......but then again, I might not........depends........or not, as the case may or may not be.......

These days when I find a snail I time it to see how fast it's going. Then I have an accurate idea of what a "snail's pace" is. This is useful in measuring how long it takes lelabug to post a new puzzle!

Just sayin'.................... ☺ ☺ ☺ ❤ ❤ ❤ ☺ ☺ ☺.................... (hee-hee-hee!)

I squash 'em.......

Snails are also full of slime.......

Snails are full of nutrition........just sayin'........

Well now you did it Adonisette, you start talking about the rodents and insects in Desmondina hair and beard and it scared everyone off. Geez thanks.

Desmondina has a fine head (and body) of natural, curly, stiff hair.......I think she has been gifted with an almost undefinable, ethereal beauty, and if small creatures are tempted to make their nest there, then it is further evidence of her magnetic charm......

Yep, and Desmondina should maybe replace her hairspray with RAID!

Burt Reynolds in the original The Longest Yard, looking at the Warden's secretary who has a semi-permanent beehive hairdo (locked in place with plenty of hair spray), "My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?"

You sure its the notes and not all the creatures in that beard that are all-a-quiver....

I think that is a wonderful song.....the notes send my beard all-a-quiver.....

A little advice, don't give up your mail job for a singing career.

I think this calls for a song......
"da-da-dee-dee..........♫ ♪♫ ♪
"I'm the merry mailman, with the wind behind my sail,
through thick and thin,
braving cold and hail,
I'm a-posting all your m-a-a-i-l"...............♫ ♪♫ ♪dum-de-dum-dum-dum........"

And we know that if it is stamped correctly it will eventually arrive.....after all the Bonga-Bonga Postal Service motto is.......Better Late Than Never......

I think we'll just stick with the old system of mail delivery - i.e. "moi".......at least we know that it is reliable, efficient, trustworthy, and safe.......sort of.....

Nope - dads can't feed baby-roos... really... not even in Bonga-Bonga....

These kangaroos are from Nether-Bonga Island just off Nearer-Farther-Bonga so anything is possible.....

Why not let all of them go - they could exercise boxing on the way to entertain themselves and learn how to live in the wilderness...

TomKitty - as long as the baby-roos need milk from their mom they are NOT with their fathers and as far as I can see they never are... they might not know him at all.....

Yes, it would give them something to do......and as for the dad pouches......they are bags held on with velcro......

Maybe we should just let the poor orphans deliver the mail......

I didn't know dads had pouches...

It's not just the mother kangas and their little roos.....it's my understanding that there are a lot of stay-at-home kangaroo dads and their pouches are also stuffed with kids.....

The week with the orphans is boxing too....

I think "I'll box your ears" is a very apropos phrase here...

.....and the boxing.......

Actually it's NOT fair that the women do the hard job.... make teams with the fathers - one week with the orpans - two weeks with mail....

No, the fathers will be engaged in boxing matches, to entertain the poor orphans of Bonga-Bonga......

And those 'roo fathers don't sit on the pubs day and night doing nothing but dring beer....

In that case, maybe the 'roo midwives could do the delivering, while the 'roo mothers stay at the nursery with their little ones.....Yes, that would work.....

Why must it be mothers?? Why not fathers?? They've got nothing else to do....

I find this a VERY anti-social practice...removing infants from their mothers and forcing the mothers to work even when the mums want to be with their babies! Is this one of the doctor's schemes? Or a politician who, as per usual, knows sweet damn all about anything?

poor little things won't be able to bond with their mothers and will grow up kicking people's doors in, I saw it on TV they can be very fierce. You should leave nature alone and just practice on people

We shall build special 'roo nurseries, where the toddlers will be looked after by 'roo midwives, while the mothers are 'delivering'......(the midwives will not be delivering).....

However, there is one serious problem.......when the kids are still at home and are not yet potty-trained, there will be some pretty soggy mail in those pouches.....

I think that's the best idea you've ever had, lela. Make those 'Roos WORK!!!

Yes......Of course the huge advantage of using kangaroos, is that we would not need to provide mail-bags.....they already have their own built-in pouches.......

I'm sure training them will be quite an up-and-down experience......

We will be using the native kangaroos from Nether-Bonga Island, which is just off Nearer-Farther-Bonga......(They will swim over)......

Have these bush-beating, mail-dropping kangaroos been trucked in from Australia or are they native to Bonga-Bonga?....

I? Came out? I've never come out! I never will come out!

OH! You're talking about STONES! I thought you meant THE CLOSET!

Yes, that must have been the reason Mr.Squirt came out, also, as well, too.....

I know why they do.... in two many cases people are told to turn every stone - so that's what makes people like that come out...

case of he had two little boys or girls I'm getting so confused with all of these sleazy people crawling out from under their stones

Juneee.......I think it had something to do with "Two little boys had two little toys"......I also believe his beard led him astray, AS SO OFTEN HAPPENS WITH BEARDED PEOPLE!

Yes, precious-pebble.......I just hope that Heidi-of-the-surreal-half-beard takes your good advice.......

Mr Squire we no longer quote the tie me kangaroo down sport man for the following reason

Pervert Rolf Harris will be transferred to one of Britain’s cushiest prisons after serving just four weeks behind bars.

The paedophile, 84, was jailed for five years, nine months on Friday.

"51"..."51"...51 comments since I last checked in...I think a few "people" would benefit from a few "self-improvement" courses at night school!

We ain't bad dogs....all Dogdaze said was Woof and the guy on the pink bike said real mean things....we know you love the guy on the bike so we will always be in the wrong as far as you are concerned.....but we are good law-abidin' dogs who just work hard.....and I gotta go get Dogdaze outta that hole.....he is a champion hole-digger......

Just hope it doesn't rain.....

This place is full of them......I think I dug them......

Dogdaze....how the heck did ya get in a hole?....

So why are you mutts talkin' about attacking? Bad dogs attack, and I don't like bad dogs.

I don't think it was a dog that was tryin' to break in.....

Angel alone could protect me against you 2 losers. But there are 14 more collies here to back her up. You should have seen what happened the last time somebody tried to break in here. It wasn't pretty.

Well if you really love dogs as you say you do then you should love all dogs no matter what.....who knows what Dogdaze and me have bin through in our lives.....him and me are just tryin' to keep the world a safe place......and we can't help if we look funny.....

She thinks that dog is gonna protect her, but I'm gonna grab her half-beard......when I get out of this hole.....

I know how good dogs are supposed to behave. Like Angel in my avatar. She's a VERY good dog.

And that's 'nother thing Dogdaze......how come that Real Heidi hides behind a dog sayin' she's a dog's best friend and then she calls us dastardly.......but wait.....maybe that means good lookin'....

Mine are, erm.....stuck in a hole.....

Now why don't you two just calm down and go poop on lela's lawn.

Wait..wait..wait...I'm tryin' to get my boots off....the dangnab laces are snarled....I can't run in my boots....how about your boots Dogdaze......are they stayin' on or comin' off?....

Not to mention my snub nosed revolver.

I've got several cans of pepper spray, AND a taser. Are you sure that's a good idea, Dogdaze?

C'mon Woody - ATTACK!

Ooh! Good idea Heidi! They HATE getting their nails clipped!

What'sa matter? SCARED? Huh? C'mon mister big-talker! Let's see you take ONE STEP into my yard! Don't worry, I won't call the Dog Catcher. Not until after you've been creamed, reamed and dry-cleaned anyway!

I've got some dreaded nail clippers as well for those dastardly pooches.

S-o-o-o-o-o-o, the gauntlet is thrown down, eh? Open warfare between the species! Just as I expected when I posted my first comment a couple of dozen comments ago!

Well you two dastardly dogs have chosen the WRONG HUMAN TO MESS WITH! I'm loading up right now with Pepper Spray, shearing clippers, flea bath, tick bath, mange ointment and a pooper-scooper! B R I N G I T O N!

Woodydog..... SIT! STAY!! QUIET!

Tom-minus.......We are thinking of using kangaroos to beat about the bush - but not where there are no bushes......
Loadsapuzzles.......You will not scare me that easily!

Well dagnabit you great hairy thingy ridin' your girly bike......you better watch your language around Dogdaze.....when him and me team up we are experts at shreddin' bike tires......and after we shred your tires we will water your big telephone pole legs.......so woof and snarl to you.......

Don't worry TC, you can always tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down!

You might be mistaken lela ... I think instinct tells them to hunt and kill .... mice-ears do that to kittens !

Kangaroos hopping around delivering mail????......what does this mean????.....are you retiring from mail delivery????.......have these animals taken over the Bonga-Bonga Post Office????...... Wha??????.....

Yes, Loadsapuzzles......my ears are the envy of kittens the world over!......

Well that was a very enlightening puzzle, illustrating the need of breaks for people carrying out STRESSFUL WORK!
As for you, Mr.Biscuit, I do not regret to say you are mistaken.....
Hideaway-in-Colorado......I suspect your friend also went "WOOOOF"!...........

The flip-flopping of your ears might have given you some lift ! Now we know what the kittens in my puzzle are looking at !
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Oh great, just what he needs - - sympathy!

I mean, HUMPH!

It would appear to me that the golden haired angel is in fact hoovering up the rainbow not blasting it out.

DOWN you mangy mutt. DOWN!

You see, you complain about me with my superior wit, intellect and knowledge of important things, and yet you let that mangy d*mn mutt run round loose, humping people's legs, depositing piles of disgusting dog pooh everywhere and spreading fleas! UGH!