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Well, I don't know what I'm doing but it must be right. Best I keep rolling my sad eyes at everyone.
OMG, so so funny
Pay up - Or I'll come around to your house and leave a deposit of my own in your garden. . .
''I approve of your offerings, Oh Slaves. This will buy lots of tuna, sardines and catnip.''
Thanks folks, for the giggles.
......."I want to see the color of your money, now. Or, a thousand mice will descend on you......TODAY !!
The money's not for me. I'm collecting for my feline relatives at the animal shelter.
Yes, I AM the Empress (note the pillow of my illustrious ancestor), and yes you may offer me money for good luck. NO, I was NOT born on "the wrong side of the blanket" - I'll make you eat your words!
It pays to be a fat cat? Or the cat's fat because he's paid so well?
Yes it does, so you can give it to me please.