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Henrietta hoped her new outfit would disguise her developing deliciousness in the new year.
What?! Harriet's wearing this same outfit?? Well clearly it looks better on me, you may continue with the photo shoot, all my adoring fans.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? -- Phyllis Diller(The chicken reminded me of her)
Hello to all. I'm back. I'm in CA. My niece was married on Dec 28. Lovely wedding. Flower girl was my great niece 3 years old. Ring bearer 4. What a darling pair. When I return home and figure out how to post my pics from my new camera, I'll do a puzzle of the two cute munchkins.Still adjusting to two hour time change. Return home in a few days, then readjust again. Uffda!Loved all your chicken captions. Laughed at everyone. What great minds you have! A bit wacky, but I love the way you all think!
So, I says to my hairdresser I want the windblown look for New Year's Eve....who knew she had grown up in Tornado Alley.......
You'd think that they wouldn't tar & feather a chicken, even after 6 hours of ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' jokes.
I just washed my feathers and I can't do a thing with them!
Suzi, strutting her stuff in the latest creation from John Gallo-ana at Chicken Dior. Ill advised, Suzi, ill advised.
If only I used the cream rinse after the shampoo. Bad chicken feather day.
(I've been rubbing my foot on the rug for several minutes). Come here and pet me. (heee tee hee). TZZZZZAPPPP!!!!
PG: your feathers are growing back in . . . hallelujah amen !!
Next time I spray myself with Static-Guard........
THIS is why chickens don't cross the road! OUCH!
Nothing ruffles my feathers more than some of those silly jigidi debates, and that one was a doozy.
I went for the blow like look. Do you like it?
Tumble driers and chickens? Not a match made in heaven!
"I love these bloomers, but are they available in a slightly smaller size?"
Like your caption, feistyfreddy.
You may find it funny, but roosting on that electric fence was not my idea of starting the new year off with a bang!