Seatbelt

As far as the whereabouts.... Texas is a good lead :-)

How did I know you'd top whatever I came up with? You're too much, milord!

Now that's something I think must be on the frontpage, Texasstar. Lady Trojan Warriors, armed with brooms, vacuum cleaners and irons. :-)

Coming headlines: "God of Celestial Bodies found maimed in a dumpster in a dark alley; huge band of lady trojan warriors suspected, but no leads on whereabouts."

No just about 4 of the bingo or word games that takes time to scratch and win.

Must be a hell of a lot of lottery tickets. But then again, this is a teeth protecting system.

I have the perfect solution. When we go to the daughters house. Which is 50 miles away. I buy scratch off lottery tickets and that keeps me busy so I don't tell him how to drive. Works every time.