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The Non-Awaited Bugosilogue.....Page 4.....

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Surreal_Heidi

In other words, I don't recommend the purchase of those sanitized tapeworms. I don't see how they would be any improvement over the non-sanitized type.

Surreal_Heidi

Surreal_Heidi has had tapeworms, thank you, and didn't enjoy them. While they are good for weight loss (and are sold in pharmacies in less developed parts of the world, in gelatin capsules, for weight loss) they make you very nauseous and uninterested in eating. It's discovering that you have tapeworms that's the shocker. In my case, I sat down on the commode and several feet of tapeworm exited my nether regions. I nearly fainted.

cakes1947

Four down .........
(time, 1:28)

Oh What a happy man he is anxiously awaiting them Thank you so much

lelabugosi

2nd.-wife-of-Michael.......I have sent your husband loads of jussi-pussi and Red Labial to wash it down with........

My husband found this page wonderful except for the tape worms and would love cases of every thing he had a point of view different from granny goat ladies on the Texan eating kitty (I blush ) I much prefer grannys explanation

Robbiel

Well I did!!

lelabugosi

was-shining....we only sell products that fully comply with the dictates of public decency......
Plumpy.......We have an endless supply, as our volunteer hosts work round-the-clock.....
Robertus...........I am surprised you found nothing to your liking......

Robbiel

I'll just skip this page and have a quiet giggle at the antics!! Thanks Lela and friends.

Plumpossum

SurrealHeidi might be interested in the tapeworms. Well, actually, it would be her husband.

juneshone

how about some villains toilet tissues they should go down a bomb

lelabugosi

I am glad everyone found enjoyment in this 'tasteful' page...........As it so happens to happen, was-shining, tonight's page is indeed Mrs.Bugosi's page......and there might even be one more tomorrow (depending on the printers)........
And remember people....we have an unending supply of Dr.Adonis Christmas paper (100 Dr.Adonis heads per square foot!)......

juneshone

nothing for me here either. How about some of Mrs Bugosi's fabulous creations

Elfie

Sorry, having a bad stomach already I'll hurry to close down these delicacies and leave them for others to enjoy!!

belaminx

wonders if tapeworms are a euphemism as well.......hmm, might make a weird sort of sense, parasitic organisms......hmmmm

patsquire

EUPHEMISMS, people! Lelabug is dealing in EUPHEMISMS here. Eating kitty, in this or any other context, does not involve the ACTUAL CONSUMPTION of any particular kitty. Then in descending (since the Bugosis are ALWAYS descending) euphemistic order we go to the lower left quadrant, followed by the upper right, and finally to the lower right which does, indeed involve actual complete consumption of certain quantities of tapeworm.

By the way, besides, plus which furthermore and over and above the, er, above, the old fashioned fashion of consuming tapeworms has been replaced in this fine, shiny new 21st Century by the widespread placement widely throughout America and the wide world of Sushi Bars. Ahhhh, sushi. The number one source of infection with diphyllobothrium laturn. The largest of all human-hosted parasites, it is commonly called a broad tapeworm. It is known to reach a length of 32 feet in your guts. But sushi tastes so good, hmmmm?

octomom

And Nancy-born-a-year-earlier-than-my-much-much-much-much-younger sister, if you continue to frequent the lela boards, you can expect your puzzle-solving numbers to diminish greatly.

octomom

Since I speak fluent German, I'll translate your last comment in German for the good goat lady:

Zied gezinht schmeegl George W. Bush...mereklopf click dans lelabugosi - schlinkedink tapeworms geliftenschadt scheudenfreude (dankelekop schmata).....

Peristalsis is, Nancy-who-finally-got-my-name-right, to put it a kindler, gentler way, reaping what you sow. Or was it giving back what you got? Or was it, oh, neveryoumind.

And now that I've gotten a good look at the upper left photo, oh, just a sec, I'm going to go stick my head in the toilet and have some reverse peristalsis. Now, where was I? Interesting how much Obama and Hilary Clinton have aged in the last four years, but W has not in eight. And now I'm going to leave this puzzle for fear of getting ill again.

Nancy1949

My my Pat the tapeworms are a good idea yet I had no problem with dinner. Wondering what peristalsis is, but afraid to ask.

jignut

Ditto on what pdevredis said.

pdevredis

Um, as a born-again heterosexual ( get thee behind me, tomboy childhood!), I think I'll pass on the rolls and the bottles of Red L, thanks. And those sanitized tapeworms worked really well without my even having to order any, since my dinner met with reverse peristalsis as soon as I read the ad. I think I'd better wait for another page before ordering anything...

gemstone

Hey, it sounds like sauerkraut is available...I'll take a half dozen tins of that!

jangel

Bugosilogue?....

lelabugosi

In that case.....................
Können Sie mir sagen, wo ich Käse kaufen kann?.............

jangel

Nein, Herr Bugosi, Ich spreche kein Deutsch, und ich werde auf dem Buch, bis die Bewertungen übergeben....

lelabugosi

Why don't you just chill out with granny's book............assuming you speak German, that is.....

lelabugosi

The Christmas paper is very 'Chrismassy'......(in a Dr.Adonis sort of way).......Anyway, our products are exclusively from Bonga-Bonga......(in a Bonga-Bongan sort of way).......I regret to say we do not have that delicacy here......

jangel

I didn't want a Texan! I wanted the Texas delicacy he was eating! Are they not available either or neither nor or are you just trying to hawk the Christmas paper?

lelabugosi

How touching........what a wonderful human being.............(cough)..........

grannygoatlady

FIRST LET ME MAKE PERFECTLY CLEAR....said Texan is NOT, I repeat NOT eating the kitten. He, in his humanitarian way, is attempting to teach the kitten's mother....who is a first time mother, by the way....how to properly carry her litter....She, the mother cat, had been pulling them around by their tails until the kind and caring Texan intervened...

lelabugosi

Maybe I should just point out that the cat-eating Texan is not for sale........(in the unlikely event that anyone should want one)........
Therefore, messenger-with-a-letter, I am sorry to say your first order is null and void - I will pack the Red Labial in Dr.Adonis Christmas paper, if that is alright with you.....

Nancy1949

I must have the sanitized tape worms as I have a slight problem around my.....well around my body. The Red Label look appealing but I am still waiting for my tadpole wine so I shall pass on that. Cat eating Texans... yes that is a strange man. and now I wait for page 5.

jangel

Oh, and I guess four bottles of the red label - and if you would pack my previous order around the bottles to protect them from damage.....

lelabugosi

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Robbos

The "Red Label" I could handle BUT what is this brand?

bigdme

I've heard of O eating a dog, but I never heard of W eating a cat!

jcarroll

I always insist on "sanitized" tape worms, personally! Yuch!

jangel

I'll have a half dozen of what W's eatin'.....

Somehow I knew I'd be sorry!

lelabugosi

Enjoy these top-of-the-range quality products from Bonga-Bonga!.....

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