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Thank you so much for weighing in on the smut - o - meter! We need you to help us maintain our high standards, Hester!
The smutometer was temporarily "hors de combat" while I was having a fun family weekend but, once again, it trembled but only registered warp factor 1 on like92115's great caption. Walk easy l9! LOL
Re: Smut-o-meter - - Feisty-Freddy is in charge of that element of the Write a Captions. ( LOL) In my opinion (humble or not!!), most things could be smutty if you have a mindset for that! That said - I love all of these captions today!! Very, very funny! Thank you all so much!
I promise, you won't feel a thing.
OH COME ON, JUST ONE KISS!
The new leader of the Senate, Senator Where S Myhand, address the senate with his polical party's new economic policies. Unfortunately the "choke the turkey" plan should work short term but will not meet the long term needs.
[Let me know what the smut-o-meter thinks about this - he says being a bit more adventerous. And I was so nice with the other two (captions not turkeys :-))]
You keep stroking me like this and we are going to have a bigger problem than what kind of cranberry sauce to serve.
Todays headlines: "Terrance Tuttle, the tame trainer, talks turkey to Tom."
Tom Turkey was last years pardoned turkey by the White House, at Thanksgiving.
Tom is working on his fears of the National Holiday. Come January, we expect Tom to be feeling just fine.
Wishing him well for this Holiday Seasoning....I MEAN SEASON!
A little nip here and a tuck there.
STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!
Another May to November 22nd doomed romance, but delicious!
No Please not the neck,
YOU only want me for my body, it's not fair
nice birdy, you should be nice and tasty come thursday.