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You all are ending the year with a bang! Great Captions!! Thanks so much for all the smiles, giggles, laughs, guffaws and snorts that you have given all of us!Just some of the very talented contributors are:Nancydr, Robbie, JC, Gladstone, Heidi, Kittenlove, Negated_contempt, BonnieJack, Pat, Like92115, Healer, Jack, RebeccaB and Michelle!
Aww, nope, nope. Aw gosh, don't wanna, no, no, shucks no! Uh, don't wanna do it.?Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?
I love your puns, like92115!!!
Hey, there's that guy who put this bracelet on me - have I got a message for him... I think HIS leg looks yummy...
he looks dangerous!
No, no. You all go on and fly home...I'v eaten so much, I'm so full....I need to walk off some of this. Besides, who knows, I might scare up some dessert!
"I hate airlines. 'Do you have any carry-on?" they ask. I say 'Of course I have carrion. You don't think I'm gonna eat the airline's food do you? I prefer road kill over that junk.' Then they want to carge me for my carrion but I could put it in my luggage. In my luggage? Do I look like an elephant? They have a trunk. I don't. Awww, the heck with it. I'll just walk."
"Just a mile as the crow flies" they told me..... Yeah, right--nobody told me the dumb crow flew right over the hunt club's property.... So now I gotta walk, or I'll lose more than my dignity......
HILARIOUS!! Love them!!
When Buzz the buzzard was double-dog-dared to approach the pit-bull in the back yard, he assumed his meanest stance and stoniest glare, to prove he wasn't chicken.
Virgil the vulture was not taking his flying license suspension all that well. If only he'd remembered to renew his tags by his birthday. Hrmph!!
Geeez !!!.......All I wanted was a taste. What does a fella have to do ?.....
I put my left foot out, I put my right foot out and shake it all about!!
JC.... I can't top your PERFECT caption!
''Walk like an Egyptian!''
I hope I don't get in trouble for sticking my neck out!!!
In his later years, Ralph walked to the Roadkill Cafe and shared his old tales with the human pensioners. No one ever tired of the same old stories.
I am the judge, I am the judge, Everybody knows that I am the judge!
I'm coming to get you my pretty. (evil voice)