Pardon me...I don't mean to be rude but, have you, like, considered a hygiene consultant? I mean, your personal pouch places, yah, like they are just humming, yah? A touch of deoderant perhaps?
For the uninitiative, this is the manner of speech popular with the young british hip kids, educated and not so educated. Dear god help us
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A pouch?! That is so cool. The baby sleeps in there? Wow! You are way too easy on your kids. We drop our kids 8 feet on their heads. They have to get up, shake it off and learn to run in an hour or to - it's a lion eat giraffe world out there.
(( I used to work in a Zoo. We had one Giraffe I called Lady who was crazy about Twinkies. Every morning she would lean over me and drool on my head until I would give her one. It was so cool watching that long, dark tongue stick out and wrap itself around the Twinkie like a snake, and pull it into her mouth. Fortunately, I was already in the habit of wearing a hat all the time. ))
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