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ROFL!! GREAT captions today! Thanks so much for making us smile, laugh and giggle madly!

"Note to every man: Don't ever tell your wife that she has a fat butt while your flying in an airplane with her!" This, is what happens! Unfortunately I totaled some poor shmucks car!

Hey Bill, did'nt we tell you that the trick to "driving" is to stay inside the car, and go in the direction of front of the car.

The sky diving manual said in case the parachute doesn't open try landing on something softer than the ground like the roof of a small car.

Crap!!! I forgot to tell Harvey to get a model with a sunroof!

Durwood misinterpreted his wife's request that he ''catch a ride'' to work.

He made a big mistake when he tried to have a little sunbath on the car's bonnet/hood at midday, midsummer. Ouchy, HOT,HOT,HOT!

A small Italian village, attempting to attract tourists in crowds equivalent to Pamplona's, publicized an event called "The Running of the Fiats".

Mortimer was POSITIVE that he'd put the emergency brake on. When his friend snapped this photo, he had his proof that the car was, indeed, possessed.

Laurajane - haven't got a clue!

But, the captions are hilarious!!

Durwood misunderstood the concept of "jump-starting your car".....

The Extreme Sports version of leapfrog.....

I Think I'll Fly Instead of Driving :)

What on earth is this guy doing?? Funny, JB.