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Today, unclebluebottle and I took a trip (in all senses of the word) to the Oils, Lithographs, & Drawings section of the Bugosi Art Gallery (O.L.D.B.A.G.) in order to admire the recently installed holographic floor...... It has been raised so as to enable short people to view the wonderful works of art at ease, and features thousands of images of yours truly, in characteristic pensive pose......
Our expert estimators estimate that by the end of the year, lots and lots of people will have dragged
their feet over my face - which is no mean feet.....I mean feat........

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unclebluebottle

.............................bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................_.................._...............

david06520

"Who knows what it is to be running?...
Only he who is running,
running,
running knows..."

juneshone

not to mention the dripping noes

thanks David ! after all your : e e eee eeeeeee and y yyy yyyyyyy yyyyyyyyy s such a nice song

david06520

brings tears to the ayes.

lelabugosi

Beautiful!........Especially the "plink, plink, plunk!...........

david06520

In Heaven a spirit doth dwell
"Whose heart-strings are a lute"; (bzzz bzzzz)
None sing so wildly well
As the angel Israfel,
And the giddy stars (so legends tell),
Ceasing their hymns, attend the spell
Of his voice, all mute. (bz bzz bzz bzzz)

Yes, Heaven is thine; but this (bzz bzzz)
Is a world of sweets and sours;
Our flowers are merely--flowers,
And the shadow of thy perfect bliss (bzz bzzz)
Is the sunshine of ours.

If I could dwell where Israfel
Hath dwelt, and he where I, (bzzz)
He might not sing so wildly well
A mortal melody,
While a bolder note than this might swell
From my lyre within the sky. (plink plink plunk)

juneshone

never heard it sung so softly and melodically before, the boys at school used to be very vociferous about it, I was snoring in no time. Maybe it was the drawn outness of it all

david06520

I'm so glad that my rendition of Ol MacDonald was so soporifical.

juneshone

thanks for the lullaby David, had a few hours sleep

gemstone

And a marvellous singer you are! (But that statement is coming from someone who couldn't carry a tune in a tin bucket. LOL)

lelabugosi

And a very beautiful pastoral song too....also....as well........

david06520

OOOOOhhhhhhh!

I was just singin precious bauble, like PDV said...

gemstone

Perhaps "I" should ask, davidzip...what do you mean? :)))

david06520

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gemstone

I thought we'd lost you, gerdje. I could certainly understand the difficulty the "play on words", and the "hidden meanings" might give you. Glad to see you're back...and be like Elfie, ask if you want to know what something means. :)))

Elfie

.... (neither do I, but sometimes I ask or just pretend!)

lelabugosi

strange-name-with-numbers.........I am glad you liked our beautiful art gallery.........fear not if you don't understand half of what is said here - I don't either......

juneshone

Hi gerdje, welcome to bugosiland

after reading all comments : I know now that I need an new dictionnary for bonga-bonga-
bugosi-O.L.D.B.A.G-english!!!
but!!! for my eyes and my fingers : this was the most beautiful puzzle in this serie
thanks lela

juneshone

so they tell me

Elfie

IS it fun rolling around on the floor?? - I mean....

juneshone

re fun rolling about on the floor - have you been talking to that churchlady person I believe she has been practising for years

Plumpossum

David, please take two aspirin and lie down until you are feeling better.

david06520

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pdevredis

Maybe he's singing the chorus of Old MacDonald Had A Farm, and can't remember what comes after the "E"..............

lelabugosi

Hanne-with-pipe.....I just thought it would be more fun rolling about on the floor........
Surrealist-art-critic-with-a-bomb.........My pleasure........
david-numbers..........are you in pain?..........

david06520

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Elfie

Lela, I don't quite understand why you are against the rails under the ceiling!! You could make money on them, little chairs going round and you can look down at the beautiful floor AND of course the precious paintings. Give it another thought, please!!

Surreal_Heidi

Thank you, Lela. I have no interest in traumatizing myself by subjecting my eyes to that travesty of tastelessness you call a museum. Fire bombing is almost too good for it.

lelabugosi

Yes, our gallery is not the place for fatty-old-men-riding-pink-bicycles-while-wearing-a-kilt-carrying-a-ritual-rug-and-shouting: "Pog Mo thon"!...............
As for Madame-of-the-temple and her intellectual toes.....well, that's another story......

juneshone

yes I believe your brain is virgin territory. I asked around amongst the guys about your intellectual areas and they all seemed to have different thoughts on the matter, though a few of them agreed about the toes. I never realized that fan dancing was an intellectual pursuit but that was one thing they all agreed on, and so I stand corrected. parts of you are excellent.

gemstone

Parts actually unused? Or recycled?

Church_Lady

June, I'll have you know that I AM an intellectual AND a virgin......well some parts of me anyway.

juneshone

they would drag you out for being too vociferous and gesticulating wildly, at a guess. The offerings are to be enjoyed quietly maybe in a spiritual manner. Can't you just see churchlady with that sanctimonious look on her face trying to look intellectual and virginal all in one stance. See it might look like a disco floor to some, but we are still expected to behave with a little decorum.

gemstone

Kilts??? On psquirt??? Ewwwww! You'd go blind, lela!

patsquire

Isn't it wonderful how you can get away with saying things in another language? Things we would never countenance in Bugosiland if they were said straight out in English, like "pog ma hone" for instance, since in this instance shinymonth has offered up a great instance. And why, shiny, would the guards drag me out? They are ignorant, uneducated Bonga-Bongans, illiterate in their own tongue and surely baffled by any other language!

So yes, lelabug, "You can pog ma hone!"

Wicca, nevermore shall you enter lela's hallowed halls, because you're an evil witchy-bird!

wicca

Don't feel bad Mr. Patty, I'm not allowed in the O.L.D.B.A.G. anymore either since the curtain mishap.

jignut

giggle teeheeheee!

juneshone

Mr Patty, save your kilt for St Patty's Day then sit on the Gallery floor shouting Pog Mo thon! (pog ma hone) until they drag you out

lelabugosi

dancing-pecan....these ears hear EVERYTHING!.........
Mr.Le-Squirt...........I don't know why you went to all the trouble, for YOUR DIRTY FEET SHALL NEVER SET FOOT IN OUR HALLOWED GALLERY!.............

patsquire

Well, I'm back from Mecca and my futile stab at personal Islamification - - they wouldn't have me! So I bought a nice, authentic looking Certificate of Coptic Santeria on-line, which allows me to carry a "Ritual Rug" around with me. So I'll just throw that over the hideous face on the floor whenever I'm in the O.L.D.B.A.G. and it'll be all good. (UGH! -shudder- Hideous evil staring up at my junk from the floor. I may never wear a kilt again!)

jignut

Lela, you've been getting a bit tubby these days. What happened to your buff bod? Mrs. B must be a very good cook. Even your ears look.....uh ....tubby.

juneshone

that's a good boy, you may come out of the corner now and join the rest of the class.

I had a very nice lunch thank you. It was cold with a wind but the sun was fierce and we enjoyed the day, I had a bacon baguette and Karl had a pork one, then we went for a walk around town and did a bit of shopping. the goat had escaped while we were out but somebody had put her back and barricaded her in with the dustbins, little did they know she just skips over the beck and into the wide world at will, but she did stay there

Elfie

What a pity, Robbie, I'm so bored right now, would have made some fun!! Really!! Well, well, well, I'll puff that pipe, and that, and that and.....!!

Robbiel

WHOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE........JUUUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!........OK I will behave, I certainly don't want to upset you! Enjoy your outing and eat well!
I love it when you get antsy Lela, you call me such cute names.........Lump-of-lard!........Has a musical ring tone to it!!!! Puff that pipe Hanne!!!!

Plumpossum

Party on!!!

lelabugosi

This is ANARCHY!!........The surreal-unabomber-from-Tenkucky shall never be permitted to enter our hallowed halls..........THE FLOORS OF BUGOSILAND ARE SACRED!.........And if the-lump-of-lard-from-Rebmuda persists in his incitation to violence by sponge-bath-bombs, then mark my words REBMUDA SHALL NO LONGER REMAIN A SAFE HAVEN FOR TAX-EVADING MILLIONAIRES SEEKING HEAVEN ON EARTH!!.....
I am glad to see that some have kept their heads and seen the error of these revolutionary ideas.......You are to be commended, Juneee-was-shining.......and, Tatty-Gigio-from-Rabzil, you have a good idea there......
Yes, david-many-numbers....I am searching for 'the eternal mailbox'.......
Mr.Le-Squirt....enjoy your trip to Mecca.......
Hanne-with-pipe....Please try and come to your senses.......

Elfie

I DO see it Robbie!! Your imagination is fabulous - but stay there - I'm not sure reality can bear it - or should we try????

juneshone

Robbie, Robbie you are at it again instigating trouble and making bullets for someone else to fire. Stand in the naughty corner until further notice. Contemplate the error of this latest pathway and seek enlightenment in the tadpole wine. Anyway I am off out now for my weekly junket try to be good while I am away.

Tatinha

Mc Feat Lela will come up holographically from the floor and sing to us. I mean, it seems to me that?s it.

Robbiel

Oh yeah what a party we could have Heidi!! Kirsten has some bath bombs at her site, I told her how to drill a hole in them, insert a banger leaving the wick out and BOOM........WHAMO.............KABLAMMO!!!!!!!! What a cool scene, letters floating all over the place.........Uncle B..BBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING upside down.........pointy ears........balloon ears.............psycho pieces flying this way and that way!!!!!!!!!!........WHOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surreal_Heidi

Something (my innate good taste) tells me that the only makeover that would help the O.L.D.B.A.G. is one started by a flame thrower and a can of gasoline (petrol for you brits).

david06520

Is you delivering of the mail nowadays? You are looking very postal, Lelabugs.

patsquire

Anything, anything at all, if I have to I will convert to Islam so I can bring a prayer rug, but ANYTHING to cover that hideous face on the floor!

lelabugosi

young-at-heart-halloween-thingy........Fear not for my face - it is protected by the tadpole secretions.....and fear not for your computer - the Bugosi-bug brings only joy and sunshine!........(sort of)......
Bubba-in-Merbuda........wash your mouth out with soap!........(You are, however, correct).....
Hanne-with-pipe.......Once the ceiling is done, we can just roll around the floor and look at it....

Elfie

That floor is a scoop!! Why not make wires or rails in the ceiling so you can float around up there and look down at it??

oldiepumpkin

Oh, I found out now, why my computer crashed. I got a bug. The security told me it was the lelabugosi-bug. Can I do something against that to save my new PC?

Robbiel

Lots of spanking going on after hours Lela? What a cool floor, plenty for you to look at............Well not much now, the girls will wear slacks!!

oldiepumpkin

Wow, how beautiful. Will you not get (more) disfigured, if people walk on your face? It would be a pity for your highly aristocratic features.

lelabugosi

Hee-Hee!......I'm thinking of doing the ceiling also, as well......

stacker

It's like standing in a giant kalaidiscope!!

lelabugosi

Well, bookie-person.....We have placed buckets of tadpole-secretions at the entrance - visitors dip their feet in each one and then clean the floor as they walk!......

gemstone

Ladies...remember to wear slacks!