Please sign in to comment. Don't have a profile? Join now! Joining is absolutely free and no personal information is required.
Real swans?! Nooo! My HMO doesn't cover animal co-workers!
Nooo! You have our Gok!! He has transcended the Atlantic!! :-))
Frighteningly, this does look like Gok Wan!
Gok Wan - before he was famous hysterical pics and captions! ; )
OK, I know this is the avant garde version of Swan Lake, but I've already slipped on swan poop once - PLEASE, keep them off the stage until after my solo!
This group of captions was one of the funniest ever!!!!!!!!!!!Fabulous job of creative writing - all of you!!!! Thanks so very much for making us laugh and giggle and guffaw!(P-squirt - I was hiding behind the one way mirror in your living room!)
The resulting abomination of mixing the art of dance with the art of miming.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the underarm hair. lolI've been laughing so hard at everyone else's great captions, I can't concentrate to try to think one up for myself.Thanks everyone for the fun.
Yes...zat cow she jus jump right over za moon like zis!
The remake of ''Some Like It Hot'' had a new twist. Instead of masquerading as female musicians, the male stars masqueraded as ballerinas. Rehearsals and diets alone took 2 years. Here we see the miscast John Goodman after he lost 200 lbs. Said Mr Goodman; "I've never felt so free!''.
What are you talking about? I don't have any body odor.
HELP IM STUCK !!!!
lets use deodorant.
After escaping from jail Ralph tried hiding out at the Royal Ballet. Unfortunately, an oversight in the underarm depilation department had given the game away.
Not another of those Russian armpit photos, Jiggy! Must you, really?
what a great night, and then the Prima Ballerina was shot in the heart by her understudy
"No! No! A thousand times no!You cannot buy my caress!No! No! A thousand times no!I'd rather die than say yes"
"I can't remember why I'm here. Was it for the the Nutcracker ballet or an underarm deodorant commercial"?
OMG, there's a Big Mac over there................must resist.
The Swan Lake Kung Fu remake was never as good as the original Swan Lake!
Ooooops! Forgot to shave, dammit! Don't take that photo!