OK, I know this is the avant garde version of Swan Lake, but I've already slipped on swan poop once - PLEASE, keep them off the stage until after my solo!
This group of captions was one of the funniest ever!!!!!!!!!!! Fabulous job of creative writing - all of you!!!! Thanks so very much for making us laugh and giggle and guffaw!
(P-squirt - I was hiding behind the one way mirror in your living room!)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the underarm hair. lol I've been laughing so hard at everyone else's great captions, I can't concentrate to try to think one up for myself. Thanks everyone for the fun.
The remake of ''Some Like It Hot'' had a new twist. Instead of masquerading as female musicians, the male stars masqueraded as ballerinas. Rehearsals and diets alone took 2 years. Here we see the miscast John Goodman after he lost 200 lbs. Said Mr Goodman; "I've never felt so free!''.
After escaping from jail Ralph tried hiding out at the Royal Ballet. Unfortunately, an oversight in the underarm depilation department had given the game away.
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