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So she goes into this bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, I can't accept any big bills."

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PLG1958

Awww, thank you, Phyllis! And right back at you! :)

cilycoed

It will be a blessing so wonderful, for you both PLG, something neither of you will never forget, and a story for the new baby one day.

God bless you PLG, you sound like you're a really nice lady - Phyllis

PLG1958

Aww, that's precious! Thank you, Cilycoed! My daughter is expecting a baby this spring -- I will remember that thought!

cilycoed

I have to agree with yellowGal, we too adopted an older child, we are the best of friends and we've never regretted a moment. Perhaps the best part has been that I was with her when she had her first child, making up for not being there when she was born she says:-))))
Happy New Year

PLG1958

Ha! Thanks, Potatomum!

potatomum66

How did the bartender know her name was Bill? (sorry!)

PLG1958

Thank you Yellowgal. And for your kind comment about my daughter. She's a gem. :)

Time 0:26 Love this joke, Patti, I think she is a wonderful duck despite her generous bill. And thank you for having adopted an 'older' child, they deserve to have parents, too! God bless.

PLG1958

Thank you, Celeste!

PLG1958

Thank you, Sally. :)

CelesteH

LOL
cute

SMor2Ditto

You are very clever and funny today Ms PLG... Thanks for the giggles and the good looking duck.... :) :)

PLG1958

Thank you, PG, Shirley, TS, & PH!!!
(Say, Suzy -- love your new pumpkin look!)

pumpkinhead

A jokster!

texasstar7

Good one, Yarnover! I agree.

shirley68

Thanks Patti, her bill or beak serves the purpose, she's a sweetie.

photogent

Nice looking young lady Shoveler. They are a great duck to have on the pond.

PLG1958

Thanks, Pat. :)

Thanks, Jan. I know what you mean.

Thanks, Oddio -- I love your story! That would crack me up, too!

Ha, Yarnover! Love it!

Don't know about Betty Davis eyes but she's got Barbra Streisand's nose.

oddio

Looks like she could play ping pong with that beak!

: > ) My youngest, now a parent herself, would hear me tell some corny joke and study on it for a minute, finally catch on, and look at me and say, "Get it??" That always cracked me up.

bradjan

Groan... have you ever tried play-on-word jokes to a Mexican? Lost in translation.

pkin38

Love it so cute thanks Patti

PLG1958

Thank you, Katzmum. :)

Thank you, Ank. Sorry -- I think it's hard to understand jokes in different languages. I adopted my daughter from VietNam when she was about 8 years old, and although she learned English pretty quickly, jokes took much longer. Even now when she's 26, she still doesn't understand a lot of jokes. I think it's great that you figured it out!

puzzeljac

I like it Patti and she has a big bill
I'm so stupid. I read bills and I did not understand wat a bill had to do with a duck. So I took my dictionary and discovered the other meanings of bill. Why didn't I read the comments first. I should have understand much sooner

Wow! That is some beak, a very pretty one! Love it, thank you!

PLG1958

Thank you for your comments, MerryChristmas, Goingsilver, TS7, and Snooker. :)

snooker

She really does have a big bill compared to other ducks. Good looking bird.

texasstar7

Ha,ha, good one. I've known quite a few shovelers, but they were all human! Thanks, PLG.

goingsilver

She is far prettier than her name. I love the way you match quotes, or in this case, jokes, with your puzzles! Brilliant, thanks.

... 8-)

PLG1958

(She's a northern shoveler. They filter tiny insects and plants from the surface of the water with their big bills.)