Thank you, Morris and PLG! Gemstone, that is hilarious! I spent two winters in Great Falls, Montana, and it was bad there, but not like this! I love it. Thanks.
Thought you might get a giggle out of this, Tex. ;D
> The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
>
> 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
> · Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> · Canadians plant gardens.
>
> 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
> · Italian cars won't start.
> · Canadians drive with the windows down.
>
> 32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
> · American water freezes.
> · Canadian water gets thicker.
>
> 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
> · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
> · Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
>
> -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
> · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
>
> -109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
> · Carbon dioxide freezes-makes dry ice.
> · Canadians pull down their earflaps.
>
> -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
> · Ethyl alcohol freezes.
> · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
>
> -459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
> · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
> · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
>
> -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
> · Hell freezes over.
> · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
Thank you, Cel and Ringleader. You're right, I would love a white Christmas just like this cozy little place!
Gracias, mis amigos, Elina y Morris, es un placer para traerlos a usted. (I thought for a minute you double posted, Elina!)
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