Hi Witzy hope you are feeling good. I am watching Sarah Millican and have been screeching with laughter for an hour without any oxygen. she is unbelievably funny
LOL I gave my thanks and am trying to find someone to get you away from that .... that .... that ........whatever it is. Try to break his helmet with your spikes June!! Thanks Lela! :)))))
(time, 2:06)
dear gemstone re: church, I'll go to any one where there is a funeral where I can cheer them up with my attire, and there is a chance of a good feast later
Junee!!!! See if you can knock that helmet off Loola's head, I'll eat a prune, glide down and release a thin stream of gas up his nose!!! Just keep your nose away from his!! Thanks for the advice jig, I'll have to watch that sharp end of the dock when I gracefully glide int position!! Keep following Lela, you might be able to grab Junee baby........Then again it is all up to you anyway!
Oh I shall not fear for we have nothing to fear but fear itself which said it is fearful and under no circumstances follow the fear for fear for sure . . . sort of right.. right? Hmmm what did I just say?
Fear not!.......I am following the pointer in the sky (well....Bubba actually)......By tomorrow Junee will be rescued......I am sure....sort of........
Oh No! Now I am really skeered. Lela, Bubba, anyone, please help her. I think she is going to be dragged under the dock and into the sea of despair.
And the red dress - it will be soaked and bleed and the sea will turn red and the shells she was selling will be worthless! Oh where is Dr. Adonis when we need him? PSquirt in the black hole? Is that were Junee is being taken? Oh My. This is abysmal.
haven't worn those shoes in years and thank you dear daughter but this intrepid reporter doesn't need to wear that red dress right now, I was saving it for church. Please send my jeans and trainers
In a startling new development to this thrilling story (in which nothing thrilling is actually happening), it is with no slight concern that I must report the capture of Junee-was-shining by Loolabagoosi (my evil twin and henchman of creepylittleoldgranny (CLOG)......
Apparently Junee was selling seashells by the seashore at the time of her capture, which occurred under the very nose of the ever-expanding Bubba-from-Merbuda, who, in his gaseous state, was powerless to help.......At least she will be presentable when presented to the CLOG, as she was dressed
in her Sunday best attire (a present from her daughter, who was not present)......
I shall try and locate our missing reporter by following the ever-expanding one, who is clearly visible on the horizon....
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