Write a Caption! monkey tail

"I tried to tell you there was gum on that branch!"

Where are those yummy bugs!

Well, if you don't drink tea, and you don't have palms, your fortune-telling technique needs to be creative. So far, this was working pretty well - at least, they seemed to be buying it!

''My dear, has anyone ever told you that you have fleas?''

He loves me.
Ouch.
He loves me not.
Ouch.
He loves me.
Ouch.
He loves me not.
OUCH!

''I'm so glad that Dr Ruth sent me these instructions. I wouldn't have a clue what to do with Claudia on this date, otherwise.''

This seems like a very tall tale you are handing me, Buddy.

The monkey variation of "contemplating one's own belly button" - trying to count the hairs at the end of one's tail.

Darn it, Sally, sit still while I finish braiding your tail!

L.M.A.O. Good one Sandy!

Hmmmm! If I were to light his tail on fire, I wonder how long it would take until he noticed it!

Hmmmm. What's the best way to apply this extension?

OMG! His tail fell off in my hand!