Logic

Mpilnadyful.... first of all; you are grounded.
Secondly: if you take JiggyBelle for an example, you're on the wrong track. Or better still... she was nice till she met you. Influence is not too good.
Thirdly: Men do not need instructions. Men are walking manuals by nature.
Fourthly: now be good or I'll shorten the chain :-)

Yay JiggyBelle!!! You tell him!!! And you are so right - very observant and logical (so in character with women's attributes) - and I'm still laughing.

And Mr S.Lord - you could have asked JiggyBelle about the crayons, and she, being a woman, could have easily instructed you and how to use them - etc!!! (moral of the story - be careful what you start :-)))))))) - smiles today - no double chins)

First of all: you are not allowed to agree with Mpilnadyful, as she is grounded. Secondly: that book comes with a set of crayons. I do wonder why.
Thirdly: keep it up, JiggyBelle. I have the constitutional right to ground people. :-)

You know, while I agree with mpilnadyful, I am a bit surprised at the size of the man's book. Usually, what with the big print and all the pictures required, it would be larger. Not necessarily thicker, just a larger shape. You know, like a child's book - that size! LOL

Did I? :-)

You ask for it. HA HA

You are hereby officially declared 'naughty in the third degree'.

Ha Ha Ha - I say it again. Just so you know who the cook is: (@_@) :this is a near likeness of me but I don't wear glasses. More later - right now, I'm sneaking out - can't ground me!!!

You're the cook? Beware or you'll be eaten. Consider yourself grounded as from now on. :-)

Ha Ha Ha - you're just a sore loser. But then it's hard for you being of the illogical sex. Poor boy. And I'll have meals whenever I want because I'm the cook. Ha Ha Ha - I know I've already said that but it's appropriate to repeat Frequently!!! :-))))))))))) (I seem to have so many more double chins today - thank you)

Ooooohhhh you are sooooo bad. Now go and stand in the corner and think your words over. And no dinner for you tonight, microwaved or not :-) I'm even considering grounding you :-)

Well, of course!!!! I would consider it an exceptionally wonderful and complex microwave that can even multi-task!!!!! But one that is probably difficult to operate if a 'person' only knows how to use an On/Off button. (((If you interpret 'person' to mean a man - well . . .))) :-))))))))))))))

Extremely logical? Now let me rephrase that. If you buy something (e.g. a microwave) and the manual that comes with it is looking like the left book, would you consider that a logically working microwave? Right !

Thank you Starlord. This is a perfect example of the difference between the sexes. By the difference in the size of the books, it is evident that women are extremely logical - and men simply don't understand logic.

@ Pkin: "Whatever" being the female expression of: 'Yes, you are right, and I give up' :-)
@ JiggyBelle: I'll enter that quote in the stand-up comedy contest. Now I need some 50 more quotes. Mind you, they have to be female friendly, otherwise Women's Lib Front will track me down.

"A million ways of Dunno!" that's one of the funniest things you've said! And the most accurate! ROFL

Whatever!!!!!!

It's not a 'man thing', it's a realistic thing... Beats 50 shades of grey as this is a million ways of Dunno.

Like I said it must be a man thing

And that is just the condensed edition.

Must be a man thing

Still struggling my way through the left book, Kvlt. I'm on page 2 already. 8-)

Man, did you get this right...