Who was it that said water is a relaxing thing? This is soooo far below my dignity, where is my comfy arm chair near the wood stove, someone is going to pay for this . . . . .
This reconnaissance photo shows use the new stealth feline submarine. The fur absorbs all sound. And with two periscopes (for stereo vision), two radar dishes, two small air vents, and large opening for loading (and unloading furballs). There is also a small exit in the aft. Unfortunately we're having troubles getting it to submerge but our engineers are working on it.
Breath through the nose.............. Breath through the nose......... Breath through the nose...............Breath through the nose.............Breath through the nose
"And now an update about the newly cloned Catshark that was accidently released...All attempts to recapture the Catshark have resulted in some really nasty scratches..Full color video at 11!
Wait! We have just heard that the National Guard is bringing in what is rumored to be newly cloned Minnowmice to entice the Catshark out of the water so it can be captured. The National Guard spokesperson said, "If this fails, we haven't ruled out a nuclear option."
Please stay tuned to your local stations as we are reallly excited that it happened here instead of a big city. We are all going to be so famous!
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