Perhaps Juneeeeeee could buy a piece of blue ribbon as I love my red sash and am somewhat reluctant to give it up...however, if it will make her happy I could give her my OH's red sash and hope he doesn't notice the difference...no, dear, it was always a blue sash...yes, I'm quite sure, dear...
Patience, was-shining......As you may well (or well not) imagine, we have been inundated with orders - the pigeons are going as fast as they can (bear in mind they don't fly in the rain, so taking into account where you live, your order could take one or two years to arrive).......
On another note, there has been a slight mix-up......you have been sent a blue robe with a blue sash..........If and when they arrive, you will have to send the sash to precious-pebble, as she has two red ones and I am sure she would swap one with you.....
Am having a wonderful smiley morning while catching up with your news.
Even forgetting to drink my now-tepid coffee. [have over a month's worth to read!]
...Hee-Hee!!!
looks like a bit too much of the Panama Red to me, snorting fire, very dragonesque. Reminds me of my keyring who is a little Norse troll with lots of red hair. Don't mind my ramblings it's very striking
October-octo-multi......Psychedelic place mats always come in handy.....jewellery is acceptable also, as well..........
was-shining...... Uncle Adonis was merely trying to look relaxed and 'easy on the eye'.....
Mike's-2nd.-wife........I would just like to say that the photographer was a highly respected professional with years of experience in this type of thing (Hippolytus).......He urged me to add a touch of glamour by 'showing a bit of leg'.....I of course complied (even though it was cold) in the interests of art......
i'm sure that the great fashion houses in Paris will be on their feet if they see this terrific picture! You will be asked to go catwalking and your creations will be world famous on more than jigidi. Be careful with Karl Lagerfeld, he might envy you very much!!
Wow!!!!!!!! is all I can say .. the robes of course are beautiful.... but the models...... I had no idea how well defined and tone you were..... nothing to be ashamed of from this picture ....I think some others might be a tad bit jealous.....I dont think I could take the behind the scenes shots this one came close to making me blush.... Looking forward to more modeling shots say beachwear maybe !!!!!
As usual, you have grasped the wrong end of the stick (so to speak), and I see no reason to continue with this conversation.....I therefore bid you GOODNIGHT!.........(I have taken my phone off the hook).....
Hey, I'll bet it did big boy. Heck, I might even let you share my 800 number.
Always try to remember ladies, desperate women are invited to call me (NOW US) at 1-800-555-getlucky. I (NOW WE) give discounts for frequent fliers. And who knows, lelabug might answer the phone!
You're entitled to your opinion, of course, weirdo neat-freak, cleanliness guru to the tadpole-addicted, but I'm talking about man-boobage, yea even man-nipplage, and the SAUCY looks on their faces! Ugh! EEEEEEWWW!!!
I have sent your order, whatsits, and have included a special Bonga-Bonga buckle, with a safety-latch safely attached......for safety......
Well then Mr.Squirt, you won't be needing a beautiful bathrobe then will you?....
dancing-pecan...I understand perfectly - you are afraid it will get stolen......Fear not, for I have sent it in a plain brown wrapper with the words 'REPAIRED CHASTITY BELT' in bold red letters, next to your name........that should fool any would-be thieves!......
Mrs. B definitely would have done it more justice but what the heck, I'll order one anyway. For various reasons could you send it in a plain brown wrapper?
Well, the truth is that this was to be a photoshoot with Mrs.B and myself......but Mrs.B would have none of it, so I had to rope the demure Dr.Adonis in at the last minute........(I thought we made a nice couple!).....
precious-pebble.......they come in red, blue, and....um....pink.......yes, machine washable-just put them in a pillowcase first......the snaps are not edible, but I suppose it all depends on what you mean by "good taste"......they are "candid"....
Ooooooh. Must have two! Do they come in red? Are they machine washable? They look like they would pack well for travelling. I can hardly wait...rush order please!
Today, the esteemed House Of Bugosi is proud to present these beautilicious bathrobes, modelled by a sultry yours truly and a demure Dr.Adonis, which we confidently hope will gain the approval of our discerning shoppers......
They are guaranteed to add vibrancy to any relationship, for they look good - even on us!........
(Framed pictures also available on request........also "behind the scenes" shots for the more adventurous).....
And remember.....EVERY DAY IS BATH DAY IN BUGOSILAND!....
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