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starlord

That might be a solution, Snooker. I read somewhere that while peeling an onion, it helps to breathe through your mouth.

snooker

Try chewing gum when you peel an onion.

starlord

You're kidding, right, Squish?
Let me order a new one for you, Grandmalucy.
No one should drink a salty beer :-)

grandmalucy

No i am just crying in my beer.

squishy2

I don't run from adversity, Starlord. I'm a real woman.

starlord

lol
Doesn't it feel good to have a 'Nam veteran as a bodyguard??
I think Squishy ran off now as fast as her feet can carry her.
Are you waiting for any kind of royalties, Grandmalucy?

grandmalucy

AND SO GOES THE NEW DRAMA SERIES "CRYING FOR MY ONIONS".....

patsquire

Mike Locken: (to hostage) He happens to have a gun at your head.
Hostage: You wouldn't shoot an 18 year old girl. Would you?
George Hansen: (gleefully) You bet I would. You bet I would.

The Killer Elite (1975)

squishy2

Oh Pat - you wouldn't hurt a lady would you ;-))))

patsquire

I'll protect you, Oh Lord of the Stars. I was a U.S. Army Ranger in 'Nam. An old Ranger can take an old ninja any day!

Da Da Daaaaaaaaa...................it's on!

squishy2

Be afraid - be very afraid. ;-) Don't you just love the internet?

starlord

Okay, maybe just a tiny little bit...

squishy2

Oh? You should be Starlord.

starlord

are those the arthritic hands? I'm not scared anymore :-)))

squishy2

I don't throw stars - I just use my hands...Da Da Daaaaaaaa

starlord

No, you never mentioned it... :-(
I'll have to walk away backward now, with my eyes focused on your hands, or some star is being thrown at me

squishy2

Did I tell you I was a trained ninja?

starlord

Trade secret that you just revealed? They're coming after you now, Squish. And they've got long and sharp knives :-)

squishy2

Trade secret, Starlord...

starlord

lol Patsquire... so you didn't use a scuba device, which is an absolute must.
That's new to me, Squish. So you think the tear-stuff is concentrated in one place?
I think if that were true, everyone would know how to cut onions without weeping like a willow

squishy2

The world is just a great big onion - so sang Marvin Gaye and Tammi Tyrrell ;-)) Apparently, the trick is not to cut through the bit at the bottom that holds it all together - that's where all the tear-inducing stuff is concentrated. You never see chefs cry when they cut onions on TV ...

patsquire

I tried slicing one under water, but I couldn't hold my breath long enough.........

bentleyd

Yes I have heard that one star.
Weeping before I get to the tap:-))))

Sissel

That helps too but water is expencive :-))))

starlord

Here's a hanky, Bent... now dry them tears :-)
Does it really, Sissel? I read you need to peel them under running water.

Sissel

LOL again - I use my glasses while chopping - it helps :-)

bentleyd

Morning Star :-))
My eyes are watering from here:-))

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