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I agree completely, Pat! He is very funny!

I think NC's comment was so clever--so many puns/references in just a few words! Loved it!

The comments on this one were, as always hilarious! You folks are so funny and talented! Thanks for all the laughs!!

Groaning here NC!

Here we see the Hobby Lobby sponsored horse (favored in the gallop poll) lumbering across the finish line.

Now I know why they named this horse "Splinter"!

Why??

Lance can't understand why he's so far behind. He gave his horse lots of steroids. They should be way ahead.

Won't even try to beat Grandmalucy's awesome comment!

The training starts young in Anytown.

Me too Heidi! And it wasn't a performance enhancing substance either.

I'm also a Frankie Dettori fan.

Is there a jockey who HASN'T been banned for partaking of illegal substances at some point? Trying to maintain those ridiculous weights while exercising constantly can't be done without chemical help. Jockey Clubs need to raise the weights across the board that horses can carry.

Frankie Dettori, having been banned from racing for partaking of an illegal substance, is obviously still under the influence. The real horses are over there, Frankie!

Very topical this week for those in the know about British horse racing.

Lance Armstrong discovered that horse racing wasn't really his sport. His advisors forgot to tell him that a live horse was required.

Willy Shoemaker found himself left at the starting gate with his new, rather stiff mount, Old Paint.

LOL!!!

Love it, Grandmalucy!!

The Hasbro Rocking Chair 500, the most brutal of all the rocking chair races!

Wow! I really love my new bike!

AND THEY ARE OFF, THEIR ROCKER