The Sacred Relic 'Bubba'.......

The German word, I believe, is zaftig. As opposed to schlanck (or shlanck).

Didn't do Rubens any harm or Beryl Cook. skinny wraiths are not all that interesting. A woman needs to be voluptuous with little nooks and.........er steady on there. as long as the skin fits that's Ok

Speaking for myself..."nubile" was a few years ago...so I'll have to wait until your "voluptuous" sequel begins casting...but don't wait too long!

Because it's sheer delight!

I'm doing casting tomorrow, on my couch, for the ever-upcoming book 'Nubile Nymphs Of The World'.........Ladies are welcome......
And Mr.Squirt, please don't attempt to fool me by wearing your dress - I saw through it before and I will see through it again!....

all kind of clouts, along with inhibitions lets go totally wild and be very ashamed tomorrow, after all tomorrow is another day

Try an a-spersion next time, patsquire!!

I tried fishing with a spersion once, but I couldn't cast it.

Which kind of clouts do you want us to cast?? My dictionary has more explanations!!

when will the casting of clouts begin please?

Yes...because nobody knows what/who is really meant!..........(could always cast a few doubts at the same time)....

is it something like casting runes?

Yes!....Cast aspersions everywhere!.......Aspersions for everyone!.....

I do love to be "casting aspersions" really!! What an expression!! I think I'll cast some on the Danish political system too!! Anybody else who need some aspersions??

Giggle, giggle.

Why, Hanne, are you casting aspersions on our exemplary American political system?

Some do, June, and indeed not the very best!!

A Master Debater? do they get paid for it?

There are many types of masters, of course, master machinists, master carpenters, master gunsmiths, but I was thinking more in terms of the intellectual pursuits of academia, particularly in this case, debaters.

his name was Mr Bunn

Yes, you just do that, wicca-of-the-craft.......

I don't get it....???????? I'll ask Jignut.

Was his surname Bates?..................

reminds me of a friend of ours whose father was a Master Baker

The problem as I see it is all this hubbub that's being caused by that old charlatan "Dr." Adonis B. Bugosi, a man known to be of questionable character, questionable morals and especially questionable Doctor-hood-ness-ism-ship all of which he has exhibited again and again in Bugosiland.

And now he shrugs into the mantle of Frater Perturbado, yet another new persona in which he can make trouble. Seems more like the "Frater" should be discarded and he should be called Master Perturbado (think about it).

Yes. double-batter........I believe back-in-Merbuda has fish on the brain, in the brain, on the mind, and in his stomach (along with loadsa other stuff of course, as well, also.....)
Susie-in-a-whirlpool........I hear spikes in the backside make your legs swell (that is the first sign).......
back-in-Merbuda.......Not to worry.......

UGGGHH!! I don't EVER want those spikes.......anywhere!!

Robbie if you have spikies on your patootie like that OTHER shocking merman, you are mostly a pain in the backside to YOURSELF...

http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=5X4ELI9Y

I'm just sayin' ;oD

Fish is a state of mind. Fish in a state of mind is another thing entirely, mostly, usually, sometimes.

......and especially fish.....of course!..........

Soooorrry, not to me - yet!!! You've got to strain every nerve I think!! Sorry again!!

Yes it is so Hanne, June is right!! I have been put here to be a pain in the backside to everyone I can find. So far I have done a good job, parents, teachers, bosses, friends, wives and pets!!!

Is he?? Really?? Actually does he want it?? Can't live without it??? Is it so???

'cos that's what he's for

Are you? Why???

And always in TROUBLE......BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLE!!!

Well, it seems to have magical properties....it is dead yet alive.......still smiles and waves......still smells fishy.......it is a TRUE WONDER!......

But if it's a relic it must be fossiled somehow - or it would rot??!!!

Susie-in-a-whirlpool.......Now that you mention it....YES!!....Now I see the uncanny likeness - in fact the face looks EXACTLY like Robbie's profile image!......What magic is this?.......Is back-in-Bermuda a reincarnation of this sacred relic?....Is he himself, in fact a sacred relic?........So many mysteries....
Hanne-with-pipe.....It is not a fish costume, it is a merman........I know because of the smell....even back-in-Bermuda can't smell as fishy as this!.....

Oh, that's why I liked it so much, Robbie is SO SWEET!! But what are you doing in that fish-costume, Robbie? Being carried to some masquerade for Halloween??

Is it just me...or does this trouble making TOOTER bear an uncanny resemblance to...Robbie?? Or do I just need to get my eyes examined...??

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, oh, it's just Robbie...I thought it was Bubba!

Hee hee hee!!

Yes, that would work also, ......

Um......if not this Halloween, then certainly the next one.......

Okay, well I do hope it doesn't take too long, it would be wonderful to have this on display on Halloween.

whatsits.......This relic is unique, but I shall be making some copies out of papier-mache and tadpole resin........you will be the first to receive one (depending on the pigeons, of course)......

Is this a page of the Bugosilogue?? The creature is indeed handsome and I'd gladly order one.

Oh look, it's waving to you, Hanne-with-pipe!.....

I do LIKE it!! Hi, Bubba!! How are you??

Back-in-Rebmuda.......It would appear that shades are far, far older than we previously imagined.......Frater Adonis keeps him on his bed......
was-shining.......as it is enigmatic, its story is a mystery......

it looks friendly enough to me, let's hear its story

Grotesque creature?! With that pudgy smily face radiating all kinds of fun trouble??!! He must have been one smart dude, he wore shades before they were invented!! At least Frater seems to keep him in a comfortable looking display box, thanks very much for 'digging' this relic up Lela!

Well, I wasn't exactly speechless. I did wonder how painful those spiny things sticking out of his bottom might be.

The Merman leaves me speechless. The Bubba leaves me speechless. I can't say a word, so stunned am I. Speechless and stunned!

To see if he is anatomically correct......for educational purposes of course.

She will on the next plane to California!

dancing-pecan......that picture has rendered me speechless!......(I hope granny doesn't see it!).....

It's a Merman! They have continued to evolve and exist like this fine specimen spotted on a California beach. http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=5X4ELI9Y

Yes, I see (said the blind man). Perhaps the joy and laughter would start with tadpole wine and then lead to trouble...hmm hmmm...yes...possibly...perhaps...

precious-pebble....please bear in mind that T.O.O.T.E.R.S. stands for 'The Order Of The Enigmatic Relic Safekeepers'........The relic is enigmatic, therefore it could well cause joy and laughter, while also causing trouble at the same time......or a bit later............or maybe just before......

I can see that it is a "relic" but I can't see T.O.O.T.E.R.S. worshipping a relic "intent on causing TROUBLE"...perhaps it is intent on causing joy and laughter...you know, perhaps, maybe, could be a trick of the light?

Here we see the ancient relic known as 'Bubba', owned by uncle/Dr.Adonis B. Bugosi (who is now called Frater Perturbado)......
Apparently it was discovered during a trip to the fabled island of Merbuda, the natives claiming it had magical powers far beyond the imagination of man......
This grotesque creature, half-man, half-fish, would appear to date from prehistoric times, being a missing link in the evolution of our species........
The hideous head, which almost seems to be laughing at us, suggests a creature intent on causing TROUBLE......