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I am not moving! very comfy here!
Poor Gladys suffered from severe motion sickness. The only way she could travel was facing backwards.
"Uhhh...if you don't mind, sleep on your own time."
Basset Hounds can sleep anywhere.
HEY! I asked you to get a pedicure if you're going to ride bareback!
'' Ya know, Huckleberry, I don't think we're quite ready to win the Kentucky Derby yet, no matter how good a rider you are. ''
Say, doc, I have this strange growth on my back. Do you think it's malignant?
I hope he doesn't fall out of bed.
Gertrude insisted on practicing her camoflage skills for ten minutes every afternoon - the fact that it coordinated with her nap time was stictly a coincidence.
I love you, and I don't care what the neighbors say--you're not adopted! See, we even have the same coloring!
I thought you were supposed to "Talk to the Tail" but it doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
What a party! Oh no! NOT AGAIN!
I think I told you already....No More Free Rides!
Thank's for the lift as i am dog tired.