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King R's throne. We have a pun puzzle.

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snooker

Clever, very clever. :)

art4sight

PG, to John I bid a do.

gemstone

It was A LOT of something else.

snooker

Do you mean the puzzle of you that was reported, PG? That was something else.

photogent

You adieu what?
Love my picture Chickster and the wonder of it all after Eyes did her thing.

snooker

LOL, good one, my dear.

art4sight

.... and to John, I bid adieu.

snooker

Maybe for the best, chickie.

chickiemama

I deleted it snooker.

morris186

SHHHH....!!!!!

snooker

Would never survive unless private. :)

JanetJane1970

Some funny comments here, as to be expected on such a unique puzzle as this. It is nice not to be so pressed for time as I am taking a couple of vacation days this week and then the first week in October YES!! And don't think I am going anywhere until I go to Atlanta to see my brother after that! So a puzzling I will go!!!

shirley68

Yes morris, I remember the toilets in big departments stores, we had to pay a penny.

I bet you hoped you didn't get a bum deal.

snooker

Go outside behind a tree then, morris. :)

morris186

Thanks snook.
Hey pumpkin also heard it this way. Here I sit broken hearted spent a dime and only farted. remember the pay toilets?

Real Men don't give courtesy flushes, muffin!

snooker

Plunge right in, morris. :)

morris186

To answer pg.
The teacher says no. The little boy says well then I definitely s..t my pants.
can I say that here?

bradjan

Nothing left to say after all these bathroom jokes. Spray after using the throne.

PLG1958

I would have throne it away if I were you!

snooker

LOL. Every day is crappy for them since they tried to ascend the throne and put us in the septic tank.

shirley68

Where are all the guys? they must be having a crappy day.

blackberrymuffin

Oh and Shirley girl is hot today!

shirley68

Lets just hope this is a passing phase, and does not lead to a bigger movement.

shirley68

Remember to flush after viewing.

blackberrymuffin

Or at least give it a courtesy flush

gemstone

Maybe we should keep a lid on this! lol

blackberrymuffin

only if they end up in your drawwwwws.

shirley68

We may need a committee to flush out the facts.

photogent

Are farts lumpy?

blackberrymuffin

Excellent, Shirley!

shirley68

Verbal diarrhea is a vowel movement.

pumpkinhead

Are those the crown jewels?

blackberrymuffin

and constipation of the brain

pumpkinhead

I KNOW the old man has verbal diarrhea. :>)

snooker

I think the old man has verbal diarrhea.

pumpkinhead

What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A sex-change operation

blackberrymuffin

and his highness is so full of it his eyes are brown

chickiemama

When one is full of it, a fart doesn't do a bit of good.

pumpkinhead

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that
one enjoys it?

photogent

Now this is more like it for a royal butt such as mine. I hope you had a heater installed in the seat to insure the royal jewels are in a good warm condition during those cold months. I see that this offering from the suppressed, depressed female masses is in line with the mercy the males of jigidi bestow upon those poor toothless naves.
We accept your gift and you can come and polish the royal seat whenever you can get out of the kitchen. I knew you all would come around and see the errors of you ways and subjugate yourselves. We forgive you for your trespasses and know you were just caught in the moment. All is forgiven and welcome back.

pumpkinhead

Here I sit all broken hearted, Came to sh*t, But only farted.

pumpkinhead

Surely you have done puns before, shirley! :) Well played.

snooker

Hi, Shirley. We won't poo poo your comments. Glad to have you along. :)

shirley68

Is there a Royal stool in there?

shirley68

Now that would be a Royal pain!

shirley68

I heard all toilets have been stolen, Police have nothing to go on.

snooker

Doesn't that drive you crazy? Seat up in the middle of the night.

Witzend

We have one that looks a bit like this, only in the picture above, someone's left the seat down.

astoria

Only a prince, and not a king?

Robbos

Mine has a silver lining.

chickiemama

He might have had to visit his personal throne.

Robbos

Ah! all better now......

snooker

Robbos left his 2 word comment and bailed. Guess a war of words isn't to his liking. Back to the big guns.

astoria

I dunno, I've yet to discover that I miss things that go down the tubes.

snooker

Very true.

blackberrymuffin

You don't miss things til they're gone

snooker

Bet he wishes he was back in the war with all the "old broads".

blackberrymuffin

One nice thing about that shiny seat, when you're throwing up your lobster, you can fix your hair at the same time. Oh.....what hair?

snooker

Is he plugged up?

blackberrymuffin

Poor King R(ooster)

astoria

Probably biohazardous.

snooker

A cork?

astoria

It'll take more than that to back him up.

snooker

Immodium time.

astoria

We better watch it. The chicken usually has its loaded revenge.

snooker

Old Chinese proverb, muffin?

blackberrymuffin

Man who drops watch in toilet has crappy time

Robbos

OH CRAP!!!!!

snooker

Think it's called a water closet by the Brits.

snooker

Good one, Witzend. Think of some more.

Witzend

Made for the royal wee?

snooker

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley ...

astoria

That could potentially be nauseating and have us praying to the porcelain gods.

snooker

Or grunt and bare it, astoria.

astoria

They would just have to grit and bear it, wouldn't they?

snooker

If this commode isn't to their liking the cat's litter box is available.

blackberrymuffin

Ode to a Toilet

The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.



This original potty poem was written
and copyrighted© by Mick?

astoria

Well it really is a charmin' picture, at any rate.

snooker

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

snooker

LOL. Can't top that one. Would have to use a plunger on him.

astoria

Can you imagine how badly it would clog up his pipes? And a snake treatment would be worse.

snooker

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth I bet. Probably want to flush his mouth out after.

astoria

I don't imagine scrubbing bubbles are too delicious.

snooker

We'll have to use the toilet bowl cleaner in your mouth if you say bad things, Jack.

astoria

Now, now, Jacques, this is golden toilet humour, have to keep it sparkling.

jacquescamus

someone do a golden sh..?

snooker

Down the drain with him.

snooker

E-mail for you Suzy.

pumpkinhead

If the King gets nasty, we can give him the toilet brush.

astoria

Now you're just throne it down the crapper, Snook.

puzzeljac

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gemstone

The only throne you'll ever sit on.

snooker

If the throne is too hard we can get you a stool softener.

Fidget

Definitely fit for the Royal Reading Room.

snooker

King of the load - oops that's road.

chickiemama

A Royal Flush for sure.

snooker

Is his tank half full or half empty?

blackberrymuffin

I hope he doesn't get all flushtered when he sees this one.

snooker

A straight flush or a royal flush?

snooker

Any play on words is good. PG - when you gotta go you gotta go.