King R's throne. We have a pun puzzle.

Clever, very clever. :)

PG, to John I bid a do.

It was A LOT of something else.

Do you mean the puzzle of you that was reported, PG? That was something else.

You adieu what?
Love my picture Chickster and the wonder of it all after Eyes did her thing.

LOL, good one, my dear.

.... and to John, I bid adieu.

Maybe for the best, chickie.

I deleted it snooker.

SHHHH....!!!!!

Would never survive unless private. :)

Some funny comments here, as to be expected on such a unique puzzle as this. It is nice not to be so pressed for time as I am taking a couple of vacation days this week and then the first week in October YES!! And don't think I am going anywhere until I go to Atlanta to see my brother after that! So a puzzling I will go!!!

Yes morris, I remember the toilets in big departments stores, we had to pay a penny.

I bet you hoped you didn't get a bum deal.

Go outside behind a tree then, morris. :)

Thanks snook.
Hey pumpkin also heard it this way. Here I sit broken hearted spent a dime and only farted. remember the pay toilets?

Real Men don't give courtesy flushes, muffin!

Plunge right in, morris. :)

To answer pg.
The teacher says no. The little boy says well then I definitely s..t my pants.
can I say that here?

Nothing left to say after all these bathroom jokes. Spray after using the throne.

I would have throne it away if I were you!

LOL. Every day is crappy for them since they tried to ascend the throne and put us in the septic tank.

Where are all the guys? they must be having a crappy day.

Oh and Shirley girl is hot today!

Lets just hope this is a passing phase, and does not lead to a bigger movement.

Remember to flush after viewing.

Or at least give it a courtesy flush

Maybe we should keep a lid on this! lol

only if they end up in your drawwwwws.

We may need a committee to flush out the facts.

Are farts lumpy?

Excellent, Shirley!

Verbal diarrhea is a vowel movement.

Are those the crown jewels?

and constipation of the brain

I KNOW the old man has verbal diarrhea. :>)

I think the old man has verbal diarrhea.

What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A sex-change operation

and his highness is so full of it his eyes are brown

When one is full of it, a fart doesn't do a bit of good.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that
one enjoys it?

Now this is more like it for a royal butt such as mine. I hope you had a heater installed in the seat to insure the royal jewels are in a good warm condition during those cold months. I see that this offering from the suppressed, depressed female masses is in line with the mercy the males of jigidi bestow upon those poor toothless naves.
We accept your gift and you can come and polish the royal seat whenever you can get out of the kitchen. I knew you all would come around and see the errors of you ways and subjugate yourselves. We forgive you for your trespasses and know you were just caught in the moment. All is forgiven and welcome back.

Here I sit all broken hearted, Came to sh*t, But only farted.

Surely you have done puns before, shirley! :) Well played.

Hi, Shirley. We won't poo poo your comments. Glad to have you along. :)

Is there a Royal stool in there?

Now that would be a Royal pain!

I heard all toilets have been stolen, Police have nothing to go on.

Doesn't that drive you crazy? Seat up in the middle of the night.

We have one that looks a bit like this, only in the picture above, someone's left the seat down.

Only a prince, and not a king?

Mine has a silver lining.

He might have had to visit his personal throne.

Ah! all better now......

Robbos left his 2 word comment and bailed. Guess a war of words isn't to his liking. Back to the big guns.

I dunno, I've yet to discover that I miss things that go down the tubes.

Very true.

You don't miss things til they're gone

Bet he wishes he was back in the war with all the "old broads".

One nice thing about that shiny seat, when you're throwing up your lobster, you can fix your hair at the same time. Oh.....what hair?

Is he plugged up?

Poor King R(ooster)

Probably biohazardous.

A cork?

It'll take more than that to back him up.

Immodium time.

We better watch it. The chicken usually has its loaded revenge.

Old Chinese proverb, muffin?

Man who drops watch in toilet has crappy time

OH CRAP!!!!!

Think it's called a water closet by the Brits.

Good one, Witzend. Think of some more.

Made for the royal wee?

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley ...

That could potentially be nauseating and have us praying to the porcelain gods.

Or grunt and bare it, astoria.

They would just have to grit and bear it, wouldn't they?

If this commode isn't to their liking the cat's litter box is available.

Ode to a Toilet

The love of my life, is not my dear wife,
But a toilet with flush, and extra thick pipes.
To take all my crap, without a mouth flap,
And when it acts up, I can shut off its tap.



This original potty poem was written
and copyrighted© by Mick?

Well it really is a charmin' picture, at any rate.

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

LOL. Can't top that one. Would have to use a plunger on him.

Can you imagine how badly it would clog up his pipes? And a snake treatment would be worse.

Leaves a bad taste in the mouth I bet. Probably want to flush his mouth out after.

I don't imagine scrubbing bubbles are too delicious.

We'll have to use the toilet bowl cleaner in your mouth if you say bad things, Jack.

Now, now, Jacques, this is golden toilet humour, have to keep it sparkling.

someone do a golden sh..?

Down the drain with him.

E-mail for you Suzy.

If the King gets nasty, we can give him the toilet brush.

Now you're just throne it down the crapper, Snook.

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The only throne you'll ever sit on.

If the throne is too hard we can get you a stool softener.

Definitely fit for the Royal Reading Room.

King of the load - oops that's road.

A Royal Flush for sure.

Is his tank half full or half empty?

I hope he doesn't get all flushtered when he sees this one.

A straight flush or a royal flush?

Any play on words is good. PG - when you gotta go you gotta go.