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I think my fortune cookie would have your name on it Tex! Sometimes I wonder why hawt dawgs don't have fortunes in them? I would sure love that! I think that might be gettin on to somethin good!... I think I'll bring that idea to my next meetin at Hormel and start producin that... just watch Tex, I will probly be on the news soon cuz these dawgs will be goin like wild fire nation wide!
I am glad you enjoyed it tex.
Morris, not until you gave it to me! Now I can sing all the words, got 'em down pat! David, I love that, wrong cookie! Thanks, Morris, David & LJ for stopping by.
Boy, is that ever true!
How about the one that says, "Ooops, wrong cookie!"
There's a novel by Michael Malone called "Handling Sin" that opens with the main character reading in his fortune cookie, "You will go completely to pieces by the end of the month." That's a pretty good one, too!
You have never heard it before?
Morris, yes, but have listened to Pearl Pearl Pearl about 17 times! That's the funniest song I ever heard!
Who's crazy? Get that song out of your head yet, tex?
Gracie, I left you a note on your puzzle. I did see it, and I don't know who looks worst, him or Christina with a birds nest on her head!!
Tex, I guess you are not watching the Voice, the freak is on again as weird as ever!
Good one, JC!
The funniest one I ever heard was, "RUN!"
Ha, ha, Shirley, PLG & Sis, this one is reasonable!
LOL!! A true saying! Thanks, Sis!
LOL! Good one! Thanks, TS!
Well we can believe that one!
Thanks, everyone! Sounds like I'm not the only realist on here!
Love it ... that is my kind of fortune cookie. Thanks TS
Most believable fortune I've ever seen, even though I know it's suppose to bring a chuckle!
And do we have to believe that Confucius said it? lol
I thought it was a little bit more believeable than the usual fortunes you find in them! Thanks, Cel.
hahahhahha I would prolly laugh so hard I'd cause a ruckus!