BIIIG TROUBLE At The O.L.D.B.A.G.!!......

Thanks for the hint, Junee!! A real pleasure!!

Just doing my job. They have put me in charge of the Sunday supplement, so I only have to work one day a week. they said it should be magaziny but not top shelf. Hanne did you see my story on the other picture?

Lettuce crown our shiny new poet laureate!

Aaah, such noble thoughts inspired by the bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing of bees!................

Juneee, you aren't just great, you are VERY great!!

It's beautiful, David!!

Woo-hooooooo!

http://www.jigidi.com/created.php?id=2A6TSABH

still, seeing as it's you

A fat guy, while taking a hike,
Got tired and acquired a bike
When a nice girl passed by
He would let out the cry
You can sit on my bar if you like!

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I would say so too, patsquire!! She is GREAT!! I do vote for her!!

don't encourage me I have a never ending stream of the things that I made for the jigidi group a while back

And the sparkling-bright-non-July IS our poet laureate, by dint of her amazzzzzzzing limerick!

Huzzzzzzzah and hurrah a la limericista!

(I'd always heard it was the birds and the bees. Now I realize it's the flowers and the bees! In my pleasures I will gladly be! Thank you lelabug!)

A tourist in Old Bonga bonga
Said the tall tales get longer and longer.
Bonga's riddled in mystery
That they tell me is history
And the Tadpole wine's getting stronger

And now you ask in your heart,
"How shall we distinguish that which is good in pleasure from that which is not good?"
Go to your fields and your gardens, and you shall learn that it is the pleasure of the bee to gather honey of the flower,
But it is also the pleasure of the flower to yield its honey to the bee.
For to the bee a flower is a fountain of life,
And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love,
And to both, bee and flower, the giving and the receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.

People of Bugosiland, be in your pleasures like the flowers and the bees.

Five busy honey bees were resting in the sun.
The first one said, "Let us have some fun."
The second one said, "Where shall it be?"
The third one said, "In the honey tree."
The fourth one said, "Let's make some honey sweet."
The fifth one said, "With pollen on our feet."
The five little busy bees sang their buzzing tune,
As they worked in the beehive all that afternoon.
Bzzzzzz! Bzzzzzz! Bzzzzzz! Bzzzzzz! Bzzzzzz!

pretty, pretty Tennyson, my favourite

the mirror cracked
from side
to
side

(just ask Miss Marple)

Arthur? - or one of the others?

All in the blue unclouded weather
Thick-jewell'd shone the saddle-leather,
The helmet and the helmet-feather
Burn'd like one burning flame together,
As he rode down to Camelot.

ooh trepanning, can I watch?

I seem to have contracted an annoying buzzing in my ears.

......electric......drill........bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Heh heh David, actually you are right, I forgot them for real!! (Blood pressure ones) I may have to use the electric drill to relieve the pressure tonight!!

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Hmmm... Does Bonga Bonga have an official poet laureate? There seem to be several candidates for the position......

Gayly bedight,
a gallant knight,
in sunshine and in shadow,
had journeyed long,
singing a song,
in search of (bzz bzzzzz WHERE?).

Upon
a
Dim
Night
Dreary
bzz
bz

Methinks I shall have to start a poetry competition..........BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........zzzzzzzzzzzz.........

I'm very happy that R.L. did not take his medz today

A lump of lard
in the back yard
jumps in a pan
with a slice of ham
Go play
bzz
bzzzz

in a stack of hay

bzz

bzzzzzzz

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Præcis!!! Korrekt!!!

Dob Bylan, isn't it???

With a peaker strumpet
With a streaker pumpette
With a trumper spigot
Go play
bzz
bzzzz

in the street
bzz
bzzzz

Get off my bike, you fat lump of lard!.............

go look for fat guys on pink bikes, good doggy, look at those lovely juicy bare legs run boy run

Are you kidding, Robster, a CD player in Bonga-Bonga?

More likely a hand cranked Victrola with the large speaker trumpet! And Dogdaze sitting there with his head cocked, listening to his master's voice saying over and over, "Go play in the street you mangy mutt."

Yes Tatinha, good idea and while applying the S.A.C.O. on the artifacts and ourselves we can dance ourselves silly to the music called S O C A!! You do have a cd machine there , don't you Lela?

it's an ill wind that brings nobody any good

Maybe some good will come out of this incident, after all.........

And it will be considered much older when it looks like an old puzzle - perhaps the first one in the world!! Great idea Tatinha!!

some Bugosians could benefit from an application of that stuff

I?ve been organizing your photos so let me fix the vase and everything will be ok. Don?t waste your money sueing tourists - it?s not good for business - or buying another Pong, Ping whatever vase. There?s a great product here called S.A.C.O. para Velharias (Super Artística Cola Original for Old Things) It?ll be perfect again, as new.

Sorry it wasn't a drawing. I had high hopes of winning.

Yes, that idea sounds good, raincoat-infusion........we have already banned motorbikes, after granny had an unfortunate accident when she crashed into a statue by Pickleangelo.......
Mr.Many-numbers-with-a-name.......No, they are antique Bonga-Bongan stilts, from the days when our country was all marshland......Stilts were the only way to get about, and as the houses were also on stilts our people could just open their doors and step inside without having to jump off their lofty perches...........

It seems to me the cause of the incident was when the visitor tried to take a photo of these priceless works of art.
If I might be so bold as to suggest ... Perhaps a ban on the photo taking...they have that restriction in other famous locals like the Cistine Shapel. Let them purchase a post card!

Well, dancing-pecan, it's that as well, also........
raincoat-infusion.......I see nothing wrong with the floor covering........except the colours may be a little muted, perhaps, maybe, possibly...........
Mr.Shell-shocked........'sloppy' is a very relative term, and it is no relative of mine - yours maybe?.......
L'elangelus is crooked because it has obviously been disturbed by the antics of that 'portly' vandal.......
The Pong vase was not encased because people liked to ping it as it made a pleasant sound.........
The stands are far enough apart for normal sized people.......
Everything was well stuck to the floor with velcro.......
And finally, we are not planning on getting any acts together in the museum, as it is NORMALLY a quiet retreat of repose and leisure........

Are those objects arrayed on the walls Bonga-Bongan Cricket Bats?

Upon further perusal this O.L.D.B.A.G. museum is quite sloppy. The yellow apparition picture is crooked......the Pong vase should be encased, the stands are too close together and all should be secured to the floor properly. Now I am not defending the porker.......I mean tourist .......but a museum with such price less works of so-called art should get their act together!!

Poor visitor!!
It is the wild weaving of the floor covering !!
Probably made his head spin Lela!!

Plumpy-thingy........The vase would have come under 'Oils' as it once held cooking oil for the Pong-ing emperor's fish suppers..........(I suppose you expected me to call it 'a drawing'....hee-hee!).......

No,no and no....just OLD.

Was that vase an oil or lithograph or drawing?

I sure "feel" for that perp!!

Ah, Mr.Le-Squirt.......Juneee has a lovely puzzle for your enjoyment:-
http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=CPZD2SJ8

This is a case for the Omnipotent Legionnaires Division, Canadian Order of Knights (O.L.D.C.O.K.s), who will automatically be drawn to that delicious rump sticking out and banging into the pedestal on which stood the former Ping-Pong Vase. Once the O.L.D.C.O.K.s are after your *ss, your *ss has had it, or your *ss is grass, or your *ss is theirs! It's another instance of, you can't fight it so you might as well relax and enjoy it!!!

SORRY, PERP, but your *ss's days are numbered!

Oh Dear, Bull and China-shop come to mind. Go and sit quietly in the annexe where there is a nice plain Hessian carpet and no frogs for you to frighten

All I can say is, I'm glad the miscreant left after perpetrating this heinous act of sabotage, before having a chance to do further damage in the adjoining 'Dolls Room' - where we have priceless effigies of the miracle patients cured by Dr.Adonis B. Bugosi (including Desmond Pair - 'Desmondina' - now a respectable member of our community)...........
I would just like to remind your rotundness, that the graceful figure turning away from this outrage hapens to be L'elangelus, painted in the 16th. century by Leonardo DaBugosi jr.sr..............

Is it just a coincidence that the face of that hideous yellow creature with wings has it's face turned away from the "accident" in progress??!!
There seems to be some support for that guy from the ladies...........stacker/lady??........nice of you not to mention his name!!

LOLLLLLLLLLL

The Mounties ALWAYS get their man! (Run, Bubba, run!)

I would NEVER divulge the name of that tourist, since he appreciates Cowries so much..... and sea shells in general.

Anything that smiling tourist could do to the ''art'' in the O.L.D.B.A.G. could only be an improvement. I wish he had accidentally started a fire in there. The art world would have been mighty appreciative.

This tourist seems to have a very familiar face!! Could it be? No it couldn,t be!! Yes I think it is!! But far be it from me to mention a certain Robbie's name--- but there is indeed a striking resemblance!!

Lela this is diabolical, despicable and contemptible without doubt!! I am so glad the wine is still in place and the frog will find another container..........or be eaten!!! That floor is WAY OUT MAN!!! Well that is all I can offer, hope you find your man............call the Mounties!!! I'm sure gem can help you with that!!