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Thanks a bunch, people. Now I'm gonna have flashbacks to sheep dip fiascos, and have nightmares about rashes, peesquirt and Peepantz. I may have to stay away from Bugosiland for a while to recover.
Not even sheep bathe in sheep dip!! Soooo......!! Baaaahhhhhh!!
I have heard that the infamous Madame-of-the-temple bathes regularly in sheep dip........
Don't let the sheep use the dip after.
As much asI hate to repeat gossip,I heard by the grapevine that he got that rash from the Church Lady.
have you ever smelled sheep dip?
A disappointment, to be sure, and I think for you also. Maybe if I take a bath in sheep dip.....
Dear Patty lol, I don't usually listen to gossip but I believe the story about the rash and since I have sensitive skin I must reluctantly forgo your Hot Line offer.
Shinymonth, dancing cashew, you are both cordially invited to make appointments by calling my Hot Line at 1-800-555-getlucky. And stacker, sweetie, you might want to give it a try too.As Silvio Berlusconi was reported to have said, "When ten Italian women were asked if they wanted to sleep with me, three of them said, "Yes!" and the other seven said, "What, again?"Discretion assured, always.
Oh dear!....As if it wasn't enough with one 'Babe magnet'........raincoat-infusion........the moustache came and went yesterday (I didn't want to join 'The Village People')..........
Sniff.....that's the saddest story I have ever heard. Where's the Kleenex?
Hi Juneee!.........When he was 'growing up' Patty was in and out of hospital, feigning illness........He had become addicted to sponge baths, as his family lived in a caravan without washing facilities........(though I don't think it was a case of cleanliness so much as a case of smuttiness)......Of course the day came when he really was ill (the aforementioned 'rash') and no hospital would take him......that's when he began wandering the streets, and I lost track of him......
Babe Magnet!!! I simply have to ask if you've had your eyes checked lately????
Hi there Peter, do you have any stories about when you and Patty were kids? Was he always as intelligent, fearless and a babe magnet as he is is now?
Patty. I'm just scouring my pots 'n pans........making them bright 'n shiny!.......
Sorry Lela, and thanks for the very precise information!! Now I see that tadpoles aren't hurt at all, and I love it!! Long live the frogs, save the frogs, save the tadpolewine!!
Lela, when did you acquire the mustache?? Looks good!Viva the Frogs and tadpole wine :^)
Come over here a minute p-pantz, I wanna rub your thighs for a couple seconds. Just your thighs, your bare thighs silly, but gimme a minute to scratch this d*mn rash first.......
Juneee ........ We would let them go after a very short while. We only wanted to see them swim around in the jars (1 quart mayo jars). We never would hurt them or make tadpole wine. My parents didn't approve of children drinking!! :))))
Cakes is right..............Lela is right.................I think frogs legs taste delicious!!..........Nice pot Peter!
Hey Patty!......Long time no see!......Did you finally get that horrible rash seen to?.......
Suspicious! As suspicious a posting as we have seen for quite a while, lelabug. I would dissect it and parse it and examine it, take it down to bits and reach some definite conclusions about it, but I am too confused right now. Perhaps later . . . . perhaps later . . . . yes later, after a nice long winter's nap. Yawn......."For want of a nail...." That poem I remember. But "For want of a frog...." Nope, never heard of that one. Maybe frogs aren't so important after all.
Dear (and not-so-dear) followers...... I would here just like to dispel some crackpot theories regarding the production of Tadpole Wine in Bonga-Bonga........We DO NOT torture, maim, or otherwise harm our tadpoles - either by incinerating, drowning, starving, force-feeding, brainwashing, or dehydrating our little friends........They are free to wander around wherever they see fit in our subterranean ponds...... The wine-making process comprises many stages, most of which must remain closely guarded secrets.....suffice it to say that one of the principal operations is the collection and transformation of carefully selected Tadpole-secretions, which are the main ingredient of our beneficial beverage......... I feel no need to further clarify our actions, but would recommend a perusal of my books:- A few secrets of Tadpole Wine manufacture (Bonga-Bonga Press - 1034 pages) A few more secrets of Tadpole Wine manufacture (Bonga-Bonga Press - 1014 pages) A few secrets concerning the secrets of Tadpole Wine manufacture (Bonga-Bonga Press - 166 pages) A few more secrets concerning the secrets of Tadpole Wine manufacture (Bonga-Bonga Press - 3 pages). Hopefully this statement will clear any doubts.......(or not, as the case may, or may not, be)........
If you have no frogs you get no tadpoles. If you use all the tadpoles for tadpolewine and whatever there will be no new frogs. Some balance is desirable, really!!
Dear cakes, what did you do with jars full of frogspawn? Maybe you were an early afficianado of tadpole wine?
For those who covet fame, BE WARNED. For most of my life, even in school, I have had hangers-on and wannabes claiming to be my friends, or just claiming to know me, or even, as here, claiming to be my distant relatives.I disavow them all, and I always have, ESPECIALLY Englishmen trying to act like Irish gomes, er, noams, I mean nomes, um, you know, gnoms, whatever. The only thing I can see about this weird p-pantz character that is anything like me (apart from general build, which is quite admirable although a little wanting) is the direction and apparent firmness of his pot handle!
Is tadpole vine made for the frogs, or from tadpoles? So much for save the frogs!
As much fun as this puzzle is, it's a REAL problem. We need to stop all the pollution, it's changing the environment and frogs are really dying off. The pond where I live used to be loaded with tadpoles that we would take large wide mouth jars and just scoop hundreds of them into the jars!! I can't remember when I saw a tadpole in there. sorry to be on my soapbox but we do need to do our parts. Thanks Lela:))))(time, 1:32)................................Ooooooo peterpantz!!! Your pan is deeee-liteful!!!
I'm outta here! Where's the tadpole wine!!!
Hello everyone......or should that be, anyone?........I'm looking for patsquirt, as I'm his English half-cousin-twice-removed.......Tried phoning that old getlucky number, but it's always engaged....unlike me, ladies!......
And then there's this:- http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=UPMHKN1Q
Just posted: http://www.jigidi.com/puzzle.php?id=8OUOZ2PUNee nee nee nee (Twilight Zone theme)
Or Buenito Juarez?
Evenin' all!.........I thought I would add a touch of elegance to my appearance.......Mrs.Bugosi says I look like one of 'The Village People'.........(not sure how to take that).......
As the frogs go...so goes the world!Is that a moustache I spy? And if so, why?
An excellent cause... thanks :~)
tadpole time soon we could keep an eye on the nurseries
I DO JOIN!! Any time!! Wonderful - let's do something about it!!