WANTED!........(even before being born).......

it's on the south East Coast of England and is the nearest crossing to France. Many people cross over to France for a day to shop. Cigarettes and alcohol are much cheaper there so they come back loaded with these and cheap wine.

Sorry, I'm not so good in geography. Where is located the chalky cliffs of Dover?

but we digress, I think we can discount the Pee Squirt as being the villain in this case, logic tells me so. Maybe just his lack of it. So who is this person black avised, and what is the reward if one of should dob the others in?

You may complain but remember what occasioned it:
PSquiddy and those chalky cliffs...

- and when you catch it - you squeeze it because you have to be fast.........

I'm sooo glad I asked.......................not!.......

Drop it from higher than five feet and then catch it.

Ah
Hah!

I sure would like to know too.....!

Hee-Hee!..............
Well, Mr.numerous-numerals, how DO you drop an egg five feet and not break it?.........

Mr Squirt like you the cliffs are not as white as they purport

Curious & intriguing puzzle!! Thanks Lela!! :)))
(time, 1:27)

Unfortunately them Cliffs are definitively Littoral

The PSq tale reminds me of the riddle, "how do you drop an egg five feet and not break it?"

mumblemumble, mumble, muttergrumble, ahem, AHEM. Never said I'd be anywhere NEAR the white cliffs of Dover, just an amalogy, a parralel, a silimarity, not littoral. Thankee kindly, just the same, for the invitation........

.....or not...........hee-hee............

Remember the parachute!!

JUMP but leave the pinky bikelette for me!!

WOOF!............JUMP!!..........

JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well........so many obscure anecdotes, asides and besides.........Basically I understood not a word, so all is well and as it should be.......with the pee-Squirt standing over the white diffs of Clover, in all his unsightly nakedness......."JUMP!" say I!..........

Wonderful poem, patsy!!

Really deep thoughts June - I haven't quite come to the bottom of them - if there is any, but indeed you are on some right track!! IS it that Roger again????

who could have wanted to make us and what for? Were we made to order from an old pattern book? Did we escape from some mad professor's cages? Were we made in test tubes? I thought I was a real person but now I am not so sure. Is it easier to make people these days than handbills that look old? Please do not inflict upon our orbs a nekkid peesquirt I've been told about that, it is not an edifying sight.

Gemmy, if you have mosquitos I suggest RAID! If you live next to a swamp, I suggest you call the county (or parish or shire) and have them send out a spray truck.........OH! MISQUOTES, not MOSQUITOES! Well aren't you the fancy gandy dancer!

octomomulator, I'd rather be a proud, light-hearted raffish rogue than the ever-heavier drogue you became after a few months of honeymoon bliss, and then the long, dragging decline of our connubial institutionalism, until its sordid dissolve in Queen's Court. At least I didn't bicker at the end. [[[Well sure, I had most of the good stuff sequestered months before you institutd discovery proceedings. Lawyer's Rule No. 877, start hiding the good stuff early, long before the other side thinks of it.]]]

No, but he's the rogue everyone's been looking for...

I think to continue the misquotes the next line is: And you sir, are no Liza Dolittle!

"COME on Dover, move yer bloomin' ARSE!" - Liza Doolittle.

Great minds...........I couldn't quite get that in, so I had to settle for Dover!

...that I overlooked be-FORE...

I'll TAKE the challenge!
You thought I MIGHT!
STRIP me bare!
You'll get no FIGHT!
Do your WORST,
But when it's OVER,
I'll be as CLEAN,
As the cliffs of DOVER!

Hmmmmmm?It APPEARS to be an old periodical out of Chicago...from back in the 20s...some kind of gangster ruse to throw the coppers off their scent???
Or it is something from the Inquirer or Saily Dun Magazines that are in the racks at the super market?they dish out unsavory articles to cast aspersions on good folks all the time?usually from some unscrupulous individual?
Let?s us think for a moment.....who is always at odds with the Bugosi clan???

Then again, it just might be a Gogue's Rallery, assembled by an inwrong Gogue.

I believe that it should properly be
Rogue's Gallery
Since it is clearly a Gallery
Assembled by an outright
Rogue
QED

Sunshine????? - WHERE?????? - anyway - go for this/these scoundrel(s) - fast!! But sleep well first!!

love to help guys but it's time for bed, said Zebedee. See you all in the sunshine

Piler-upper.......we are checking it for fingerprints........no use checking granny, as it would take years and years.......and the computer would probably crash................

Prove it's utterly false---have it carbon dated immediately!! Maybe get a two- for- one deal and have Granny done at the same time and find out how old she reeeally is!!!

I think I'll just leave things in the capable hands of Juneee!.......

If you call psquirt's 1-800-GET-LUCKY number you'll probably find him stripped bare already.

It is all very strange.......even my uncles, Ricky and Dicky, the famous (and only) siamese twin banjo players - known as "the couple of Dicks", are included!..........